My Cock is bigger than yours!!!

[patongphil]

Well neighbour up in Isaan recently decided he was the big boy in Cock Fighting. Invested in the collapsible ring thingy and a few fighting birds. 

He also "leases" out these birds to service chickens at B500 a shot.

Anyway the other day his prize fighting cock escaped and decided to visit our yard. Unbeknown to him this is the domain of a big old fluffy white cock who has ruled this roost for the past few years.

It took about a minute for the prize fighting cock to be left in a pretty feeble heap in the dirt. Big old white cock, who doesn't even have a name, strutting around proud as punch.

 

Said neighbour left with his "dinner" tucked under his arm and not looking too pleased with himself I must say.

 

Sitting on the balcony watching this all unfold was one of the funniest times of my life - definitely time for a few celebratory Leos I think.

[CharlieH]

And the moral of that story, he may be old, he may be white, but there is plenty of life in the old cock yet !...????????

[geronimo]

No doubt he was a bit cocky at the outset ......

[CharlieH]

You said you havnt named him ? Seems like "Paxo" would be appropriate.

 

The Brits amongst will get that one. Its a well known brand of "stuffing".

Mess with him and your stuffed ! ????????????????????

 

Of course the obvious "Rocky" ! ????????

 

Any other ideas ? C'mon guys name the bird..????

[Dmaxdan]

21 minutes ago, geronimo said:

No doubt he was a bit cocky at the outset ......

...And cock a hoop at the finish! 

[geronimo]

2 minutes ago, Dmaxdan said:

...And cock a hoop at the finish! 

Happy he came first ....

 

[canuckamuck]

Big white cocks are highly treasured in Isaan. 

[vogie]

Bantam weight?

[patongphil]

15 minutes ago, canuckamuck said:

Big white cocks are highly treasured in Isaan. 

Ha Ha never thought of it in that way but very true.

[geronimo]

17 minutes ago, canuckamuck said:

Big white cocks are highly treasured in Isaan. 

Rather their ATMs are .....

[bendejo]

Richard, aka Big White Dick would be a good name.

I don't know if the pun would translate well, though.

 

 

[scottiejohn]

5 hours ago, CharlieH said:

And the moral of that story, he may be old, he may be white, but there is plenty of life in the old cock yet !...????????

Have you been looking in the mirror again!!

[daveAustin]

19 hours ago, canuckamuck said:

Big white cocks are highly treasured in Isaan. 

Likely due to scarcity