Is it too early to start Corona Virus jokes?

[CanadaSam]

A man with suspected Corona virus is lying in a hospital bed with a face mask on, waiting to be seen.

A trainee nurse comes to give the man a bed bath.

The man asks “Are my testicles black?"

The nurse replies “I'm here to give you a bed bath"

The man asks again slightly more agitated this time “ Ok, but can you look to see if my testicles black?”

The nurse replies “Sir I'm only supposed to give you a bed bath, upper body and feet"

The man rather breathless this time manages to ask one more time, “Please, are my testicles black?”

The nurse looks at the man in sympathy and not wanting the mans heart rate to increase or cause any more undue stress, lifts up the man's gown, takes the mans member in one hand and his testicles in the other, leans in to inspect and says, “No your testicles are not black”

The man sits up in his bed removes his face mask and says to the nurse:

“Listen to me carefully, are my test results back?”

[Davo369]

This is no time for jokes in a crisis like this. 

But as you insist..

[Davo369]

[Davo369]

Edited April 1, 2020 by Davo369
Wrong picture

[Old Croc]

 

[ChaiyaTH]

Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of THE QUARANTEENS.

[Davo369]

[BigStar]

Early? Never! But they must appeal to a mental age of 10 years old or younger to be funny here. Look for the stuff we like: poop, bums, pee pee, vomit, wee wees, farts, burps, boogers, and Soi 6. I see we got testicles in early. 
 

[Davo369]

2 minutes ago, BigStar said:

Early? Never! But they must appeal to a mental age of 10 years old or younger to be funny here. Look for the stuff we like: poop, bums, pee pee, vomit, wee wees, farts, burps, boogers, and Soi 6. I see we got testicles in early. 
 

Thats a bit below the belt

[lamyai3]

On similar lines, wondering if it's too soon to wear the new t-shirt... 

 

 

[SkyFax]

Way back when they were trying to come with a name for the disease, I thought they could maybe name it after the (thankfully late) US radio/TV comedian Jerry Colonna sidekick to Bob Hope i e the Colonna Virus:

 

Edited April 2, 2020 by SkyFax

[ubonjoe]

I am of the opinion it is way too early to be making jokes if ever about the coronavirus pandimic.

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