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eh? Only enough One?

How does that make sense?

Are you on the wacky baccy again?

Reminds me, I have to make a phone call :o

Enough for One is what I was going for. That phone call, I will follow.

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Gloria! Hallelujah I have enough pride for many :o

Gloria! Hallelujah I have enough pride for many :o

Does that mean you will be at the head of the Gay Pride Parade this year?

Fukc Off.

And will Kayo be wearing pink? It's such a happy colour. Oooooohh suits you Kayo.

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Fukc Off.

Alright, alright, I'll stop. Don't want any bad vibes. :o

Gloria! Hallelujah I have enough pride for many :o

Does that mean you will be at the head of the Gay Pride Parade this year?

You know..im guilty of having that thought pop into my mind too.

BUt cmon, what with all the talk about wanting bears and working out the technicalities of your go gadget D1ck thaibebop, Kayo can hardly blame us for coming up with that.

Gloria! Hallelujah I have enough pride for many :o

Does that mean you will be at the head of the Gay Pride Parade this year?

You know..im guilty of having that thought pop into my mind too.

BUt cmon, what with all the talk about wanting bears and working out the technicalities of your go gadget D1ck thaibebop, Kayo can hardly blame us for coming up with that.

Didn't you know I wrote the book, "My Penis Is My Friend, Because Everyone Else Thinks I'm An A$$hole."?

kayo is gay, kayo is gay, kayo is gay...

err... Oh. :o

:D

kayo is gay, kayo is gay, kayo is gay...

Bwahahahaaaa!

Markr, who very recently got married, has just got a UK settlement visa for his wife.

YIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Well done and good luck to the both of you. :o

t'was my sentiment exactly when I saw the PM this morning. Excellent way to wake up after a heavy night.

Oh yes! I'm getting pissed tonight!

Cheers!

Oh yes! I'm getting pissed tonight!

Cheers!

So, you hurting yet? :o

I seriously doubt we'll see him tonight.

Heck you shouldn't even be seeing me tonight, but of course, I have a duty to this forum.

...I have just eating 200gms of chocolate ice cream for breakfast.

My tummy hurts. :o

I went out to a remote Island in the South China Sea for a farewell seafood lunch for an old friend and colleague. Got there mid-day to be greeted by cold bottles of Tsingtao beer ( not the export crap, but lovely genuine China beer ).

Anyway at about 1830 we suddenly remembered we had come for lunch, decided it was too late for that so someone made the call for more beer !!! ( always a good call in MHO )

I don't remember how I got home, what planet this is, why is Kayo pink ? In fact not even sure what or where i am now.

eek if you think you are having problems....trust me............not even close.

Limpy, don't give us no bull about you going out anywhere.

We know that it is your duty in your line of work to stay logged on to the forum at all times and to report any potential acts of terrorism.

Never mind that it will not occur here.

Basically, our tax paying money is going toward you spending time on a forum the poweres-that-be deem an appropriate risk, you know is not a risk, but enjoy anyway, and therefore are not telling your superiors, hence, I withdraw the beer, in favour of soft drinks, due to the fact that you are a gov't officer on duty.

:o

So there.

feel better now. I went back to bed.

Now im eating noodles for lunch then i am going to go out to the pool.

They say you should never swim after eating.

I like to live life on the edge.

I like to live life on the edge.

I like to just take a sneaky peek at it from behind the curtains :o

...I have just eating 200gms of chocolate ice cream for breakfast.

My tummy hurts. :o

200gms doesn't sound like very much!

feel better now. I went back to bed.

Now im eating noodles for lunch then i am going to go out to the pool.

They say you should never swim after eating.

I like to live life on the edge.

I don't think noodles, unless you ate a huge amount, would be too dangerous, don't noodles float!

Hang on, life on the edge?!? I just copped this...

We all float down here. ..

So if a ferry full of asians hit an iceberg, are you saying that the noodle power would keep them all afloat?

PS: That reminds me of an old joke:

What do you do if you see an ethiopian drowning:

Chuck him a Polo mint!

So if a ferry full of asians hit an iceberg, are you saying that the noodle power would keep them all afloat?

PS: That reminds me of an old joke:

What do you do if you see an ethiopian drowning:

Chuck him a Polo mint!

So polo mints float as well! :o

i dunno, but they-d ffit like a lifebelt around an ethiopian.

Im having some random thoughts..

1:There are a few Irish folks in bedders now, and i wish to know, from where does the saying "the luck of the Irish" come from? And, if one were to rub oneself up against an irish person, would some of the luck rub off on them? (im not recommending anyone try this..esp male on male rubbing).

2: The Thai word for cat is 'meow' right, makes sense. But then why is the word for pig 'moo'?

3: Woman say ka, but men, in the end, are always krap.

4: ive had a headache for going on 2 days, tumor, or thinking too mutt...?

5: why do 'mixed' m&m's always have much more chocolate m&m's than peanut or biscuit? It sorta defeats the purpose of buying 'mixed'.

6: ..duno

Im having some random thoughts..

1:There are a few Irish folks in bedders now, and i wish to know, from where does the saying "the luck of the Irish" come from? And, if one were to rub oneself up against an irish person, would some of the luck rub off on them? (im not recommending anyone try this..esp male on male rubbing).

2: The Thai word for cat is 'meow' right, makes sense. But then why is the word for pig 'moo'?

3: Woman say ka, but men, in the end, are always krap.

4: ive had a headache for going on 2 days, tumor, or thinking too mutt...?

5: why do 'mixed' m&m's always have much more chocolate m&m's than peanut or biscuit? It sorta defeats the purpose of buying 'mixed'.

6: ..duno

Try getting a Thai to say oink and that should answer question 2. :o

and I think question 6 goes a long way to explaining question 5 (think too mutt..)

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