The Midget is on her Way

[ChipButty]

Unbelievable, it's 10-10 am and she's gone already I think she intends to be the first to Central when it opens today.

Its only a 20 minute drive I think she wants to be the first inline.

We've had 2 months of Lazada and the online shopping still not satisfied 

I'm just thinking right now what do we need she already ask me if I needed anything I said no 

[HashBrownHarry]

What's he gone to buy - lol

[toofarnorth]

My midget and I went out for a noodle lunch yesterday , before finishing I said  " Straight home after " ?

No Lotus is on the way home .  Another 600B gone and we only went 4 days before.  Trying to explain 38 B - quid , might as well talk to the cats.

[ChipButty]

4 minutes ago, HashBrownHarry said:

What's he gone to buy - lol

She, not got a clue

For sure she will visit the food court when Ive already told her we dont need anything food wise we have 2 freezers full she mad a big pan of Massaman the other day so there's 5 meals ready to eat.

Edited May 17, 2020 by ChipButty

[HashBrownHarry]

1 minute ago, ChipButty said:

She, not got a clue

Maybe he'll get you something nice?

[ThailandRyan]

Mine left at 9 am to open up her salon, and then called me to say she was closing as no customers and was heading to the mall as everything was being advertised at 70% off.  God forbid.  I am glad she has her own wad of cash.....she got a text from the MALL Group, M card telling her all about it.....Looks like Siam Paragon is not safe today.  If you see a 4' 11 whirling dervish, with pinkish blue hair, give her a wide berth....

Edited May 17, 2020 by ThailandRyan

[ChipButty]

1 minute ago, ThailandRyan said:

Mine left at 9 am to open up her salon, and then called me to say she was closing as no customers and was heading to the mall as everything was being advertised at 70% off.  God forbid.  I am glad she has her own wad of cash.....

It's like a magnet 

[ThailandRyan]

It just hit me as to why she had no customers at the Salon....I must have been slow on the uptake.....wait for it....here it is....They all went fracking shopping....  ????

 

[1FinickyOne]

26 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

I'm just thinking right now what do we need

shopping for ladies is not just a 'what do we need' type experience... it is a fun activity where you walk around and look at things... I don't really get it because for me it is about buying what I need as fast as I can... but my wife needs at least an hour, preferably 2 just to feel complete and satisfied.. [shopping] 

[ChipButty]

4 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

It just hit me as to why she had no customers at the Salon....I must have been slow on the uptake.....wait for it....here it is....They all went fracking shopping....  ????

 

Everybody has gone to Central

[OneeyedJohn]

midget, hbh calling her a he, whirling dervish, boy, u guys really love ur partners don't ya.

[ChipButty]

5 minutes ago, kenk24 said:

shopping for ladies is not just a 'what do we need' type experience... it is a fun activity where you walk around and look at things... I don't really get it because for me it is about buying what I need as fast as I can... but my wife needs at least an hour, preferably 2 just to feel complete and satisfied.. [shopping] 

Does yours read all the labels? 

[ChipButty]

1 minute ago, OneeyedJohn said:

midget, hbh calling her a he, whirling dervish, boy, u guys really love ur partners don't ya.

Coarse we do

[ThailandRyan]

5 minutes ago, OneeyedJohn said:

midget, hbh calling her a he, whirling dervish, boy, u guys really love ur partners don't ya.

well mine is like a little Tasmanian devil when she gets her dander up and spins all over....so calling her the whirling dervish was perfect (WD) for short.  She unfortunately calls me "Chowder" after the cartoon, and the one day I let her color my gray hair...yes it kind of turned bluish purple........

Edited May 17, 2020 by ThailandRyan

[ChipButty]

A tin of minestrone is a tin of minestrone isn't it? well it is to me why do you need to look at every tin?

[ThailandRyan]

1 minute ago, ChipButty said:

A tin of minestrone is a tin of minestrone isn't it? well it is to me why do you need to look at every tin?

Might just find the one that has 2 less grams of sodium in it.  They do love to hold up the cans and compare them.  Just put the damned thing in the trolley and keep moving.....

[ChipButty]

1 minute ago, ThailandRyan said:

well mine is like a little Tasmanian devil when she gets her dander up and spins all over....so calling her the whirling dervish was perfect.  She unfortunately calls me "Chowder" after the cartoon, and the one day I let her color my gray hair...yes it kind of turned bluish purple........

Mine speaks almost perfect English and when she kicks of it's full on Weapons grade English

[ChipButty]

1 minute ago, ThailandRyan said:

Might just find the one that has 2 less grams of sodium in it.  They do love to hold up the cans and compare them.  Just put the damned thing in the trolley and keep moving.....

Exactly

[OneeyedJohn]

My personal favourite with Mulligatawny coming a close second...

[toofarnorth]

13 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

Does yours read all the labels? 

Has anyone noticed the clothing thing or is it just mine.  Go past a rack of clothes and she has to feel the material , is it kosher , is it nylon is it a bit of hessian , maybe cheese cloth.  So glad she doesn't do it in the market with trays of food.

[ChipButty]

9 minutes ago, OneeyedJohn said:

My personal favourite with Mulligatawny coming a close second...

Game soup used to be my favourite 

[ChipButty]

She just called me and asked do I need some vinegar, why would I be needing vinegar? And bye the way I bought you some macaroni, it's mind boggling we have 2 big packets of pasta in the kitchen

 

We have already decided on whats for dinner tonight "Chicken Wings" which we already have, done in her new state of the art Air Fryer courtesy of Lazada online shopping expedition 

[ThailandRyan]

Mine also bought an air fryer from Lazada.  She uses it to cook her chips and chicken wings....lol

[Grumpy one]

29 minutes ago, OneeyedJohn said:

My personal favourite with Mulligatawny coming a close second...

Mine hasn't done that since I was a 19 year old in Vietnam ????

[Skallywag]

39 minutes ago, kenk24 said:

shopping for ladies is not just a 'what do we need' type experience... it is a fun activity where you walk around and look at things... I don't really get it because for me it is about buying what I need as fast as I can... but my wife needs at least an hour, preferably 2 just to feel complete and satisfied.. [shopping] 

Shopping = Capitalism = economic growth.  Like all the guys on here who buy new cars or motorcycles when their old ones are still working fine. Or buying a new guitar when you already have 2 that play just fine, yet you want something "different".  Without purchases and planned obsolescence the world would not function.  Kinda like what is happening in the world today. Anyone heard of the "economic crisis" ?  People returning to the malls and electronic shops to buy things will help get us out of this "economic crisis" 

It's all good man (Saul Goodman, Better call Saul named himself that)????

[ThailandRyan]

2 minutes ago, Grumpy one said:

Mine hasn't done that since I was a 19 year old in Vietnam ????

Thats TMI Grumpy one TMI...lol

[ChipButty]

She told me this morning that Siam Paragon has planned for 50,000 people today how they are going to monitor that I dont know 

[NanLaew]

59 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

It just hit me as to why she had no customers at the Salon....I must have been slow on the uptake.....wait for it....here it is....They all went fracking shopping....  ????

 

Can you imagine it? A whole mall chock full of women having outrageously bad hair days? Absolutely no couth these Thais.

[Canuck1966]

Maybe she'll come back with a sexy negligee and some stockings and suspenders

 

Just hope she knows your size!

[Canuck1966]

14 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

She told me this morning that Siam Paragon has planned for 50,000 people today how they are going to monitor that I dont know 

Sounds like absolute hell

Thais seems to love being in the mix with throngs of people