Yeah, If only animals ruled the world,

I'd be zonked out on the floor like me dog,

no worries, no bills, everything free.

George Orwell's Animal Farm got it right,

2 legs bad 4 legs good.

 

If finding yourself on 4 legs it is likely you are drunk and on the way to becoming totally legless.

16 hours ago, talahtnut said:

George Orwell's Animal Farm got it right,

2 legs bad 4 legs good.

 

That was at the beginning of the book.  By the end it was "“Four legs good, two legs better! All Animals Are Equal. But Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others.”"

Yeah, the pigs grabbed control,

sounds familiar huh.