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’Honey, don't forget to buy bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.’

 

Husband:
Who is Valerie?

 

Wife:
Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text.

 

Husband:
But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?

 

Wife:
What??! Where are you?

 

Husband:
Near the neighbourhood bakery.

 

Wife:
Wait, I’m coming right now!

After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:

 

Wife:
I’m at the bakery, where are you?

 

Husband:
*I’m at work.*
*Now that you’re at the bakery, buy the bread!*

 

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Posted

Unfortunately, the sun should not set before some thrash is thrown at Thailand!

What a pathetic wish and a sad, horrible life...

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