Does your wife still have 'it'?

[BritManToo]

5 hours ago, Keyser Soze666 said:

No worries, pal. Yea I have his number marked, seen him many times looking down from his ivory tower in his little idylic perfect world (or so he wishes) Irony is he left his family to go to the UK and now he can't get back ???? Not so perfect after all.

As long as he keeps sending the money .............

[scammed]

Just now, thecyclist said:

Ruined her perfect boobs? How, by having babies, letting you squeezing them like a madman,  or just the ravages of time, in which case it wouldn't be her doing the ruining. 

no, by going to a quacksalver that couldnt recognize perfection

and told him to ruin them so she wouldnt have to see me happy again

[thecyclist]

45 minutes ago, Trentham said:

2 short has answered some questions.......

 

• His eyes.............4 of them now.
• His general shape...........huge pot belly.
• His smile................got a cruel smirk
• His breasts............huge man boobs. Can't find a bra to fit.
• His buttock area...........now dangles between his knees.
• His skin.................furrowed like a fallow paddock.
• His hair...................what hair????
• His money.............don't want to answer this one.
• His penis......................ugh
• His sister...................if you talk about her I'll punch you on the nose.
• His land........................probably Trumpland
• His vehicle...........................can't even drive a golf ball.
• Something else..................mind your own business.
• WOW FULL MARKS 2 SHORT.
•  

Are you describing the orange man in THE WH? 

[thecyclist]

1 hour ago, Tony125 said:

Let's see , 1st photo my wife in dress at 26 yo,  2nd photo my wife in May at 46 yo,  other photo's last year riding our  bikes and yes she can still get in that old dress. Both of us exercise ,ride bikes ,use weights, weighted hula hoop, resistance bands, she does yoga and I practice my martial arts moves. Both of us eat whatever we want but not a lot of junk food. More veggies, salads, fish but still eat a steak or hambuger when we want or a donut.

Many of my high school pals I used to run with stopped exercising, got fat, look older than their years and many died from heart attacks or strokes. I will be 73 in Sept.

I have no relationship with brand below , you can use them or any other you find online.

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Amazing and very rare with Thai women if it was achieved without cosmetic surgery : your wife at 46 looks almost hotter than her at 26.But looks like a nose and boob job in between. 

[Tony125]

13 minutes ago, ICELANDMAN said:

Uhawooo how you have paid both for plastic surgery ?

For me nothing just use Loreal Revitalift cream on my face at night and sometimes during the day. Her just some creams now but she did do a tweek to her nose when she was 26 that's it. That chest is all natural, no silicone.

Edited August 13, 2020 by Tony125
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[Trentham]

13 minutes ago, thecyclist said:

Are you describing the orange man in THE WH? 

No way. If I was describing the WH man I would have been cruel. However I get your point.

 

[Keyser Soze666]

1 hour ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

And then you sucker-punch me with a nice comment just as I’m gearing up for some good old fashioned forum sparring !!!!

 

Thanks btw... 

Yes, the old take away ????

 

I've been banned 6 or 7 times recently so need to try to refrain..

[rumak]

48 minutes ago, Keyser Soze666 said:

Yes, the old take away ????

 

I've been banned 6 or 7 times recently so need to try to refrain..

thanks for taking some of the "attention" away from me     55

[wobblyjohn]

11 hours ago, Dmaxdan said:

No option for personality?  Not all of us think with our nether regions! 

Or indeed the whole package minus the penis and material wealth 

[Tug]

My bride and I have been together 39years now raised the family the kids are kicking ass!! Fell in love with the culture and her dated 2 years before marriage she’s not the best for deep conversations but when it hits the fan she’s got my back she’s an artist in the kitchen a hard worker the house is kept perfectly she’s still cuter than a bugs ear wouldent trade her for all the tea in China 

[Speedhump]

12 hours ago, scammed said:

not married, but mine ruined her perfect breasts, to wipe out my happy smile presumably,

so there was eventually not strong enough incentive to put up with the downsides,

i came to the conclusion im better off without sex and company,

there isnt anyone qualified to pick up the slacks anyway

Hm. I guess 'the slack' was what she was trying to avoid when she had the boob job. 

 

But I agree with you (presumably): anything more then a mouthful is wasted. 

[scammed]

58 minutes ago, Speedhump said:

Hm. I guess 'the slack' was what she was trying to avoid when she had the boob job. 

 

But I agree with you (presumably): anything more then a mouthful is wasted. 

the idiots made them too big and hard to get in the mouth,

shape wise they were perfection before the treason,

no sane quacksalver with ethics would ever agree to this crime

[ericthai]

14 hours ago, ICELANDMAN said:

Same, because Thailand has now changed its name to Faceland

oh, I thought is was Thighland

[kensawadee]

I have been married 4 times plus in my youth had some live-in in between..... That is how 'I' remedied that problem....... Change is good for you when you and not enjoying them or pleasing them..... I called it my "Open Door Policy".... Finally I settled down with 'One' Thai wife in the USA and 'One' Mia-Noi in Pattaya -- BOTH for the past 25 years..... But 3 of the 4 'real-wives' were great women (Only exception was a greedy 'Patpong Bar Girl') and the Mia-Noi is terrific too....    

[CG1 Blue]

1 hour ago, scammed said:

the idiots made them too big and hard to get in the mouth,

shape wise they were perfection before the treason,

no sane quacksalver with ethics would ever agree to this crime

It's a crying shame when they go plastic. Always puts me off. 

I gather you had no say in the matter? She just went off and had them done? 

[scammed]

6 minutes ago, CG1 Blue said:

It's a crying shame when they go plastic. Always puts me off. 

I gather you had no say in the matter? She just went off and had them done? 

yes, 'i got a surprise for you'

i was so upset i couldnt stand looking at her for a week.

i still to this day wonder if there is anything at all i could have done

to prevent the disaster, i told her many times it was gods miracle,

that she should have them sculptured so they would be eternally remembered

and displayed as HIS masterpiece

Edited August 13, 2020 by scammed

[nauseus]

1 hour ago, kensawadee said:

I have been married 4 times plus in my youth had some live-in in between..... That is how 'I' remedied that problem....... Change is good for you when you and not enjoying them or pleasing them..... I called it my "Open Door Policy".... Finally I settled down with 'One' Thai wife in the USA and 'One' Mia-Noi in Pattaya -- BOTH for the past 25 years..... But 3 of the 4 'real-wives' were great women (Only exception was a greedy 'Patpong Bar Girl') and the Mia-Noi is terrific too....    

It's them mia nois what save our souls. 

[ICELANDMAN]

13 hours ago, Tony125 said:

For me nothing just use Loreal Revitalift cream on my face at night and sometimes during the day. Her just some creams now but she did do a tweek to her nose when she was 26 that's it. That chest is all natural, no silicone.

 

I suppose no alcohol and smoking and being vegetarians and sports activities to keep fit, all of which I practice too, congratulations for you two

 

[FarmerJoe]

23 hours ago, Crossy said:

Just coming up to 18 years together (married for 16). She still has her smile and (unfortunately) her temper. At least she does the "silent treatment" and not the "kitchen knife and duck" treatment ????

 

Love her to bits!

 

I always remind my wife that not speaking to me is a reward. Not a punishment. I still get the nasty look.

[Tony125]

1 hour ago, ICELANDMAN said:

 

I suppose no alcohol and smoking and being vegetarians and sports activities to keep fit, all of which I practice too, congratulations for you two

 

For me I started running track in Jr. High so never smoked, drank alcohol , or used any drugs.  She used to drink some wine sometimes if went out with GF's but hasn't in a year or so. She also never smoked or did any drugs.  Neither of us are vegatarians but we eat more seafood, shrimp, fish, chicken than beef.

[MadMuhammad]

Looks will fade but a good woman will always be a good woman. I chose my wife for her intellect first, but she’s still a cutie and 17 years younger than me. 
I had an absolute princess of a gf when o first met her, one of the prettiest Thai girls I’d ever seen. But she she was a watermelon head and my wife made her look even dumber than she was in my eyes. My marriage just gets better with time 

[thaibeachlovers]

On 8/13/2020 at 1:32 PM, actonion said:

She play with her Telephone more then me  these days 

Ditto. I should have seen that as a warning sign, but fooled myself a while longer.

[NanLaew]

On 8/13/2020 at 12:11 PM, Matzzon said:

It´s threads like this that makes this forum sink to an absurdly low level of IQ. This was so bad that it was actually totally impossible to just pass by.

I don't see it so much as sinking to a lower IQ level as rising to the low IQ that already prevails.

Edited August 15, 2020 by NanLaew

[thecyclist]

On 8/14/2020 at 8:37 AM, FarmerJoe said:

I always remind my wife that not speaking to me is a reward. Not a punishment. I still get the nasty look.

That's what is called a perfect marriage. 

[GinBoy2]

On 8/15/2020 at 12:31 AM, thecyclist said:

That's what is called a perfect marriage. 

Maybe over the years I've just learnt to filter the yelling out.

 

Our son came up from Denver a couple of weeks ago, and said to me, "whats Mom upset about, she's yelling at you"

 

My reply was "she's yelling?"

[Leaver]

When you first met her, what made you instantly attracted to her?

 

Her price.  ????