Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river...

[ravip]

Irish Pfizer plant releases 750 tons of Viagra in river, thousands of sheep go on a sex craze.

 

Several rumors rapidly spread to explain the sudden symptoms which affected over 80,000 sheep and a few hundred heads of cattle.

Mr. Murphy says he always suspected Pfizer but feared it could be a new disease similar to the mad cow disease but affecting mostly sheep.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/irish-pfizer-plant-releases-750-tons-of-viagra-in-river-thousands-of-sheep-go-on-a-sex-craze/

 

[tonray]

That rag is an unreliable news source to say the least....didn't they lead with "Hilary Clinton Plans to make Space Alien Vice President If Elected" in 2016 ?

[ravip]

8 minutes ago, tonray said:

That rag is an unreliable news source to say the least....didn't they lead with "Hilary Clinton Plans to make Space Alien Vice President If Elected" in 2016 ?

That was the very reason posted it here in the Jokes section!

Pfizer deny bizarre claim

 

[stouricks]

Surely the Big V would only directly affect the Rams, so I hope the 80,000 indicates the total number of rams & ewes or is that just the horny old rams!   LOL 

[Grumpy one]

3 minutes ago, stouricks said:

Surely the Big V would only directly affect the Rams, so I hope the 80,000 indicates the total number of rams & ewes or is that just the horny old rams!   LOL 

Maybe a few old farmers joined in the fun, just to relive their youthful days 

[Lacessit]

A ram can service 400 ewes in a night, wonder what the numbers were after drinking the stuff.

Edited October 12, 2020 by Lacessit

[Lacessit]

3 minutes ago, Grumpy one said:

Maybe a few old farmers joined in the fun, just to relive their youthful days 

You're not having a dig at our friends across the Tasman, are you?