“What for?”

[Solinvictus]

My wife…. she don’t go for me either. When she gave birth, I asked if I should be in the room with her. She said “What for?” When I got pregnant you weren’t in the room with me?

 

R.D.

[CorpusChristie]

I don't think that that jokes deserves its own thread 

[jvs]

35 minutes ago, Solinvictus said:

My wife…. she don’t go for me either. When she gave birth, I asked if I should be in the room with her. She said “What for?” When I got pregnant you weren’t in the room with me?

Yes,i left before you got home!Will you name it after me?

[VocalNeal]

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Cream rises to the top,unfortunately so does scum.

 

Why men float? Because they are scum?

[jvs]

19 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

 

Why men float? Because they are scum?

Some men do because they are scum for sure,other like me(**)are cream.

[VocalNeal]

^ Smells after 3 days in the sun? ????????

[1FinickyOne]

my wife and I agreed only to smoke after we had sex to cut down on cigarettes... I haven't had a cigarette in 10 years, my wife is up to 2 packs a day... Rodney Dangerfield... 

[chickenslegs]

On 11/28/2020 at 3:33 PM, CorpusChristie said:

I don't think that that jokes deserves its own thread 

Maybe in the Marriage and Divorce forum.