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Civil Judgment Against Trump Reversed
Drunk/wasted talking again. Happiest part of the world -
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Do =real= men ever succumb to Hot Flashes?
Case Study: Subject Gamma Glitterglobs Age: Timeless. Location: Gay Town, Chiang Mai, Planet Earth, possibly higher dimension. Primary Concern: Complete absence of hot flashes, green flashes, or Downton Abbey–approved menopause experiences. Symptoms: None whatsoever besides ADD, ADHD, OCD, OCPD, PTSD, GAD, ASD, MDD, BPD, NPD and TVS (Thai Visa Syndrome). Subject reports persistent hardness comparable only to a freshly mashed cucumber. No hair or hair loss observed. Libido apparently intact to a mythological degree. Emotional stability occasionally interrupted by the compulsion to post Topics displaying lunacy at industrial strength frequency. Findings: Subject GG appears to have bypassed the normal trajectory of human aging. Despite exposure to both Thai humidity and modern Woke Mentality, subject remains impervious to male menopause. Testosterone levels suspected to be stratospheric, possibly infinite. Forum posting levels of excessive-obsessive drivel dangerously high, creating a digital greenhouse effect all of their own. Diagnosis: Transcendent Male Perfection. Subspecies classification: Homo Forumicus Eternalis. Subject demonstrates immunity to the petty hormonal frailties of mankind. His very existence threatens to rewrite endocrinology, anthropology, and the manifesto of Dr. Ruth simultaneously. Prognosis: Global medical community will likely collapse under the sheer weight of Gamma’s cucumber-soft testimony. Nobel Prize in Physiology and Literature imminent. Potential canonization as patron saint of men who never experience menopause. Recommendation: Patient should continue to post tirelessly at the rate of 5 new topics per day, for at least two more decades, to ensure that future generations may learn the true meaning of life, hot feces, and random capitalization. -
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Ukraine Russia launches biggest wave of strikes on Ukraine for weeks
To date, how is Trump getting around these laws of yours? -
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John Bolton's Home Raided - Confidential National Security Docs
Winwood...most influential rock musician folks have never heard of. Like Todd Rundgren and Felix Pappalardi -
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Israel’s E1 settlement expansion impossible without US support
Hitler didn't think so. -
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‘It doesn’t matter now if they are children’
I agree. There is a reason for "Drum hüte dich vor Sturm und Wind und Deutschen, die im Ausland sind." "Beware of storm and wind and Germans living abroad" Can`t trust those Germans. I am German. I can`t even trust myself. Every time I go out into the Pattaya nightlife, for an hour or two and a beer or two, well, let`s say, it never stops at "2". And I seem to have developed an allergy. Against leather. I guess, as every time I wake up in the morning with my shoes still on I have such a terrible headache. PS: Your cat is cute.
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