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1. She is numb from the toes down.

2. She was examined, X-rated and sent home.

3. The patient was alert and unresponsive.

4. Rectal examination revealed a normal size Thyroid.

5. She said she was Constipated until she got Married.

6. On the 2nd day the Knee was better, and on the 3rd day it had disappeared altogether!

7. Examination of his Genitalia revealed that he was Circus Sized....

8. The Patient declined the chance of an Autopsy.

9. The Patient had no history of successful Suicides.

3. The patient was alert and unresponsive.

Talk to Erco.

He knows how frustrating it is to have a patient like that.

Ooops, I mean wife/girlfriend.

Can't blame her though,... :o:D

I loved 'em David. Any more ? :o

The patient showed no signs of trembling or shaking but her husband said she was hot in bed last night.

4. Rectal examination revealed a normal size Thyroid.

maybe they had their head stuck up their arse?

:o

  • 3 weeks later...
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I loved 'em David. Any more ? :o

Sorry. No more at present but when I get back to Pattaya later this year I will see if I can find some.

But this is amusing I think.....

My Grandad many years ago brought an old Italian guy over to work for him in his restaurant.

The guy was useless so my Granpa sacked him.

He replied "Huh! Sticka your job uppa my arse!. Plentya gooda job nowhere....."

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