We have demonized you in every regard, we have raided your homes, with masked gunman terrorizing your families, stormed your factories, kicked you out of the country, locked you up in prison, and humiliated you in every manner possible, even though you were hardworking, and honest, paid taxes, paid into Social Security, and benefited America on countless levels. And now we ask that you come back, because America is the greatest country in the world, so why wouldn't you want to come back? We have demonized our allies, criticized them, humiliated them, insulted them, and now that we have distanced ourselves from them and made every attempt possible to destroy those valuable alliances which we spent 80 years building, we now want the same allies to help us in the Strait of Hormuz, because it's totally out of control, the US Navy won't and can't handle it, and we have completely blown this forever war on every level. Please, pretty please, could you come and help us now? Please try to ignore the fact that we didn't consult with any of you on this war and the fact that we made no effort whatsoever to build a coalition, and please ignore all the insults we've slung in your direction for the last year or so. We are truly the greatest nation on earth and you should be pleased to come to our aid now, after all this country is being led by the smartest, greatest, most handsome, and most visionary man in the world. Help Saint Donald.
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