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Collective Nouns

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How about a Donz of the Donz. Where is Donz anyway?

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How about a Donz of the Donz. Where is Donz anyway?

Well I had considered using the collective noun dozen to make it "A Dozen Donz" but he is like Jet Gordon ie unique a fact for which we should be eternally grateful

:o

CB

How about a Donz of the Donz. Where is Donz anyway?

Well I had considered using the collective noun dozen to make it "A Dozen Donz" but he is like Jet Gordon ie unique a fact for which we should be eternally grateful

:o

CB

Another good point well made...

Don't spoil the budgie......................a flap of crowboys.

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Don't spoil the budgie......................a flap of crowboys.

A lurk of suigings

CB

a plantation of chownahs,

a gwawk of crow-boys

a swoop of magpie-boys

a flock of dan sai kids

an ascension of seugas

a tangle of jet gorgons

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a bunch of <deleted>

can't imagine what made me think of that...

A tangle of <deleted> :o

CB

a bunch of <deleted>

can't imagine what made me think of that...

A tangle of <deleted> :D

What do you call a bag full of them?

Clitoris Allsorts.

:o

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a bunch of <deleted>

can't imagine what made me think of that...

A tangle of <deleted> :D

What do you call a bag full of them?

Clitoris Allsorts.

:o

bwahahahahahahahhahhahahahahha Oh that was good. Lets just not mention this thread to the mods. :D

Oh I just thought of one - a quant of quim

CB

a bunch of <deleted>

can't imagine what made me think of that...

A tangle of <deleted> :D

What do you call a bag full of them?

Clitoris Allsorts.

:o

bwahahahahahahahhahhahahahahha Oh that was good. Lets just not mention this thread to the mods. :D

Oh I just thought of one - a quant of quim

CB

Thaddeus, that's the funniest thing I've read this week. :D

A good few years back a bunch of us used to sail the last surviving trading wherry, gaff rigged sailing barge, on the Norfolk Broads. For manouvering the boat with the mast and sail down, like going under bridges, there was a pair of long poles called quants. So as soon as the sail came down the call went out QUANT! :D

Back on topic and going down the same road. A curl of pubes.

A dive of muffs

( just to keep your hands warm of course )

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a bunch of <deleted>

can't imagine what made me think of that...

A tangle of <deleted> :D

What do you call a bag full of them?

Clitoris Allsorts.

:o

bwahahahahahahahhahhahahahahha Oh that was good. Lets just not mention this thread to the mods. :D

Oh I just thought of one - a quant of quim

CB

Thaddeus, that's the funniest thing I've read this week. :D

A good few years back a bunch of us used to sail the last surviving trading wherry, gaff rigged sailing barge, on the Norfolk Broads. For manouvering the boat with the mast and sail down, like going under bridges, there was a pair of long poles called quants. So as soon as the sail came down the call went out QUANT! :D

Back on topic and going down the same road. A curl of pubes.

My grandfather of scottish descent was shocked to hear about the English fashion designer Mary Quant. In his regional speach quant was a very rude word for a womans genitals. Quim in my area of rural Australia means the same thing, I think it is Cornish in origin. There was a street in Adelaide (the Capital city of South Australia) called Quim Street and for many years there was a house of ill repute there.

CB

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bag o <deleted>!!

you are repeating yourself.

So far I think you have used

bag of <deleted>

load of <deleted>

bucket of <deleted>

pack of <deleted>

any chance of you picking a different word?

CB

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bag, load, bucket and pack are all different words you dufus :D

Your replies have a central theme which is <deleted>. Are you a coprophagite or just full of it?

:o

CB

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it's not me - it's Bedlam that makes me think of <deleted>!

Ahh understand now. Hmm ok well we have done pretty much all the collective nouns for the main posters in Bedlam so how about all the synonyms for <deleted>?

a scheissenhausen full of sheiss

a bucket full of buffalo chips

a can of caprophytes

a diatribe of verbal diarrhoea

a dump of dung

a pile of poo

a cornucopia of crap

CB

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A slice of brownies !!!

A compact of constipation?

:o

CB

A slice of brownies !!!

A compact of constipation?

:o

CB

This is the funniest one yet! Although it does sound singular.

A turd of burglars........collective noun for the Elton fan club.

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