Make Your Own Pattaya News Headlines

[Artisan]

Pattaya Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Ladyboys

[Grover]

Pattaya Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Ladyboys

brown skid marks at scene of crime

[jetjock]

Conde Nast Traveler votes Pattaya Beach among the Top 10 cleanest beaches in the world

[DeputyDawg]

Court orders all View Talay Buildings in the past 5 years less than 200m from the shore line torn down. View Talay management agree to refund all owners.

[jetjock]

World Health Organization declares Pattaya AIDS FREE

It is a nice wish anyway !

[DeputyDawg]

World Health Organization declares Pattaya AIDS FREE

It is a nice wish anyway !

Nothing is free in Pattaya

[DirkGently]

POLICE PROBE REPORTS OF TWO AMERICANS TALKING AND THE ENTIRE BAR COULDN'T HEAR WHAT THEY WERE SAYING.

[Artisan]

POLICE PROBE REPORTS OF TWO AMERICANS TALKING AND THE ENTIRE BAR COULDN'T HEAR WHAT THEY WERE SAYING.

.................shouldn't that be "couldn't understand what they were saying"?

[Artisan]

Pattaya Gay Festival Ends In Huge Climax

[sohn]

Two Australian men were found unconscious at a condo in south Pattaya .

It is believed the two had been on a drinking binge in the condo.

Half a slab of unopened VB was removed from the scene for forensic tests

to check the alcohol content of the VB.

[Artisan]

Two Baht Buses Collide - One Dies

[sohn]

Lady boy arrested over theft at south pattaya hotel

Police believe it could have been a backdoor job.

[Artisan]

Lady boy arrested over theft at south pattaya hotel

Police believe it could have been a backdoor job.

:D

[sohn]

British school teacher accused of being sober.

In a beer bar in south pattaya.

[Artisan]

British school teacher accused of being sober.

In a beer bar in south patatya.

.............so you know Bernie also, eh?

[sohn]

British school teacher accused of being sober.

In a beer bar in south patatya.

.............so you know Bernie also, eh?

yes

[sohn]

Baht bus driver fined 300 baht for illegal parking

In pattaya.

Police fined the falang in the back double

[sibeymai]

BAR GIRL ACCUSED OF "FREEBIE" WITH POOR CLIENT

[sohn]

Pattaya local government think tank accused of not thinking enough.

[sohn]

Possible stampede at local som tam stalls expected on 1^st June.

Due to Thai Tv soap operas not being broadcasted that day all over pattaya.

[ace]

Two Mad Monks Bbq Grill Dog Alive: Owner Displeased..

You could not make it up

[Insight]

Songtow Driver Remains At Scene Of Accident, Assists Injured

[Grover]

Lady boy arrested over theft at south pattaya hotel

Police believe it could have been a backdoor job.

a small quantity of gold nuggets removed. no fingerprints were found

[sohn]

Lady boy arrested over theft at south pattaya hotel

Police believe it could have been a backdoor job.

a small quantity of gold nuggets removed. no fingerprints were found

[Juzrelax]

Typhoon rips through cemetary, hundreds dead.

[Artisan]

Thousands of Sick Buffalo Face Death as Western Union Office Ponders Closure

Two representatives of a sick buffalo advocacy group talk with reporters

I have had a really good laugh, especially at this one by cdnvic. This topic is brilliant and it makes a change from all of those posters, including myself occasionally, who take themselves too seriously. Keep them coming people.

[Rimmer]

SUKHUMVIT ROAD TO BE USED FOR F1 RACE

Local officials have agreed that a stretch of Sukhumvit road between Theppasit Road and Chaiaprook Road will be used for one of next seasons F1 races, the circuit will go along Jomtien Beach Road as far as Dongtan Police Box where it will cut through Jomtien Complex and finish half way along Theppasit Road. Driver skills will be tested to the limit as they via for position amongst the 10cm deep potholes of the four lane highway. At this time only two lanes are usable but a spokesman said one of those will still have to be in use for motorbikes coming the other way.

A spokesman at Ferrari said they plan to fit oversize tractor tires to their red cars while McLaren will make do with re painting ex army chieften tanks in their silver colors.

[sohn]

Local Police will also be on hand to increase the traffic jams at all junctions.

during and after the race.

[vegas]

Socks and sandals to be declared part of Thai national dress

Due to the increasing popularity of the ever tasteful sock and sandal attire on the streets of Pattaya, the cultural authority of Thailand has declared that S & S will be declared part of the Thai national attire.

It is thought that <deleted> hugging shorts and string singlets will also be added to the list.

[sohn]

Socks and sandals to be declared part of Thai national dress

Due to the increasing popularity of the ever tasteful sock and sandal attire on the streets of Pattaya, the cultural authority of Thailand has declared that S & S will be declared part of the Thai national attire.

It is thought that <deleted> hugging shorts and string singlets will also be added to the list.

.

Great dress code for pattaya