gamb00ler Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 (edited) You can't get there from here! It's bad luck to be superstitious.... Andrew W. Mathis There is no cause so right that one cannot find a fool following it.... Larry Niven Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.... Arthur C. Clarke Edited July 5, 2021 by gamb00ler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orinoco Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 (edited) I did not have sexual relations with that woman Slick willy Clinton. USA President Pants on fire Willy. !!!!!!!! LOL. Edited July 5, 2021 by Orinoco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 80% of statistics are wrong. Elon Musk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post faraday Posted July 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2021 . “If you’re happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn’t.” - Daffy Duck, 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post faraday Posted July 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2021 Off topic post removed. Unable to say who, forum rules 'n' all that....555! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mancub Posted July 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2021 "Stonehenge is nice, but why did they build it so close to the road?" - American tourist . 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutt Daeng Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is - This quote has been attributed to various people (Yogi Berra, Albert Einstein etc) depending on which articles you read. As they say, "up to you" to form your own opinion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orinoco Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 The cheque is in the post I promise i won't !!!!!!!!!!!!!!. LOL. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutt Daeng Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 (edited) This thread wouldn't be complete without a few Colemanballs: (David Coleman) There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record He's 31 this year: last year he was 30. Forest have now lost six matches without winning. Edited July 5, 2021 by Mutt Daeng 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 “Sir, I have found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.” Samuel Johnson. And the Christopher Hitchens one that makes up my signature below. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post faraday Posted July 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 5, 2021 And yet another new member, who, within 57 minutes of joining, manages to post a negative comment. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surelynot Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 We look before and after and pine for what is not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surelynot Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Few have been taught to any purpose who have not been their own teachers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeBOzbourne Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 "You aren't learning anything when you're talking." Lyndon B. Johnson "Some people have an aversion to silence, as if a moment uncluttered by words is an opportunity lost forever." Matt Braun "People return to a bad habit as a dog returneth to its own vomit." Unknown "Nurse! Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyaena, and you're a bone!" Alice Through The Looking Glass "I'm out of here like a bat fart in a wind storm." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas J Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Whether companies or governments most action is initiated merely to create the illusion of a solution or progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 “Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 “The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.” ― Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maybole Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Twa cheeks o the same erse. - Chic M.urray 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post poskat Posted July 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 6, 2021 it's not a famous quote, but a bar girl in pattaya once said, as she flashed a big engagement ring in my face; "my fiance' gives me big money, so now I only bang the guys I want to bang" 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canthai55 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women! Conan the Barbarian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OneMoreFarang Posted July 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 6, 2021 “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” George Carlin 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post OneMoreFarang Posted July 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 6, 2021 “We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.” Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clivebaxter Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Lytton Strachey: If this is dying then I don't think much to it Quentin Crisp : Love is the effort we make with people we don't like Patton: We defeated the wrong enemy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orinoco Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 9 hours ago, poskat said: it's not a famous quote, but a bar girl in pattaya once said, as she flashed a big engagement ring in my face; "my fiance' gives me big money, so now I only bang the guys I want to bang" Or I only work Bar 3 months. in perfect English !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canthai55 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 “Oderint dum metuant. "Let them hate me, as long as they fear me.” Caligula Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canthai55 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a . 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? Dirty Harry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lanng khao Posted July 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 6, 2021 Let me introduce you to my little friend, a great quote from the movie scarface, but never use it in the bedroom.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 On 7/5/2021 at 6:01 AM, Sparktrader said: On 7/5/2021 at 2:39 AM, Airalee said: “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything” -Mark Twain What did you do 5 years and 4 days ago? If he was telling the truth he doesn't have to remember what he was doing then! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert bloggs Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Many by Oscar Wilde,but one of my favourites " we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 Thaivisa posters' favourite quote... "We all know...[something derogatory to Thais and Thailand]" when we don't all know that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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