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So You Are The Last Survivors Of The Apocalypse

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It's okay, I've got my own set of wheels I'll see you'se guys there. I'll stash a case of Tiger in the freezer, couple of bottles of wine in the cooler (for JG & NR) and get the barbie going.

Oh...you gonna freeze Tiggy. Phil? Is that the cybernetic freeze so he will wake up when we open the wine? An lookie see here, there's a pink fluffy running behind the ve hic le. Hi, Fluffy!

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YAY! Welcome Robski!!! :D

Bebops, WHat I meant when I said you know how to ask questions that make us think, is that you are kind of like a kid in that way... Always asking staringly obvious questions that are ... well, That are blindingly obvious, but we grown ups have to think, because we're "educated" and can't see the inner light.

:o Yeeeaaahhhh, I'll take that as a complement for now. :D

I would like to see Beboppers at the big BBQ when we arrive. Can we have two vehicles?

Big BBQ? You mean the Apocalypse or the one after?

I would take:

LaoPo - The wisdom of solomon will be needed

Thaigerd- A chef to keep us fed at a high level

Kan Win- Official photographer and supplier of Chang

DaleyBoy- At 6'8" he is in charge of security and lifting the van from ditches.

Chownah- To establish a new farming community and supply unique humour.

Glauka- In charge of passion and dance

Khall, Donna, Elsie- To record the journey and provide intelligence and humour sans ego and favour.

Can't work out why I would be included, except, as a living dinosaur I would survive the apocalypse.

Whose ego and what kind of favour, Old Croc? :o

sans (prep, wanting)

without, lacking, short of, sans, minus

Well I took the motor on a test run last night and it sounded a bit rough. I had my doubts about that used car salesman, he said his previous job was with wikipedia. Anyway we part exchanged the other one for this newer model, previous owner one carefull lady driver by the name of Boadicca Too - sounds Chinese to me. So we are fuelled and beered up and raring to get to the Apocalpso party. Oh, I aint gonna freeze Tiggy, we felines gotta stick together.

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Hey! Tiggy's with the Heffalump, you Furball.... You Lump!

Hey! Tiggy's with the Heffalump, you Furball.... You Lump!

But Phil could pick me up on the way.... I think my bus ticket got lost in the post :o

Well seeing as none of you want me, i'll be honest and tell you who i'm taking.

Seven of the fittest, females i can find. For variety, a combination of flat and large chested, small and big ass'es. One for every day of the week. I will probably only last a week but i'll have a smile on my face when i croak it. Not else much to live for really is there :o

And they'll all be singing this song:-

Dee doody doom doom

Dee doody doom doom

Dee doody doom doom, DOOM

Seven little girls sittin' in the back seat

Huggin and a'kissin with BoJ

I said, why don't one of you come up and sit beside me

And this is what the seven girls said

All together now, one, two, three

Keep you mind on your drivin'

Keep you hands on the wheel

Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead

We're havin' fun sittin' in the back seat

Kissin' and a'huggin with BoJ

Dee doody doom doom, dee doody doom doom

Dee doody doom doom, DOOM

Good point Mr BJ. If nobody wants me :o then I'll just take her on my own ride. Stuff the lot of ya.. :D

Well I took the motor on a test run last night and it sounded a bit rough. I had my doubts about that used car salesman, he said his previous job was with wikipedia. Anyway we part exchanged the other one for this newer model, previous owner one carefull lady driver by the name of Boadicca Too - sounds Chinese to me. So we are fuelled and beered up and raring to get to the Apocalpso party. Oh, I aint gonna freeze Tiggy, we felines gotta stick together.

Look at THAT car! Hey, Phil, nobody wants me either and my bus driver is on yabaa and he plays mooban pop at full throttle. Anyway, that looks like my old car and I'm a really good driver, as you can see. (ego? me?) I strip clutches real good, too. And can we take 86 with us? I think he knows how to get things. (Oh, that was the guy in the other movie.) And Mr BJ? He does have a sax. And Thaddy is a good little imp, with lots of laughs.

86: I like the exorcist way better; can we assign a code number to PH? What's a good PH level? And what's a good note for MrBJ? I guess Thaddy could be a negative number as he's from down under...

Sorry, MrBJ, you cannae have 50 because then you would have been agented before 86 and me. Would 150 be OK? I think Austhaied has that available.

Jet!

You're s'posed to supply the hampers & wine on my bus! Not go running off with the first "cat" you see with a souped up (or souped down) roadster! Huh!!

BTW, the ego is supposed to be shared between a few of us & the favour is all mine! :o

So, where we all meeting for the first annual post apocalyptic BBQ? I hope it will have pretty sunsets for Kan Win to photograph? And plenty of beach dogs. :D

one after? there ain't gonna be one after, Bebop.

Of course there is, we are talking about the surivors here, right?

one after? there ain't gonna be one after, Bebop.

Of course there is, we are talking about the surivors here, right?

I think we need a coordinator...

one after? there ain't gonna be one after, Bebop.

Of course there is, we are talking about the surivors here, right?

I think we need a coordinator...

Maybe we should put it to vote?

Can I trade in my minibus for a Challenger tank? Then I just a grease-monkey to steer and we can run over the rest...

You cannot run over the other inmates, DSK. They are bringing supplies.

OK, here are some model options.

Kinda small:

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This is better, but then we need a captain and water:

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Well, we could always pack the kids in cargo:

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Or maybe just get a fleet (but these are Italian, prob conk out after a mile, like they did here):

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Or, just be selfish and tell everybody to get their own ride and take my own car:

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Decisions, decisions...

5555555555555 Of course, 86, the Magic Bus!

Now don't be so bratty, DSK -- and, you just got offered a great job.

I've got my ride. :D

:o Ya, you wanklette. It suits your hairstyle. You're in charge of the wine and beer then.

Hey, 86, what are you showing us a modified watermelon pic for?

hmm, what could I get for air superiority, when the oppostion have a TIE Interceptor

I know

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The scourge of the Imperial Fleet!

And thaibebop is now toast!

I've got my ride. :D

:o Ya, you wanklette. It suits your hairstyle. You're in charge of the wine and beer then.

Hey, 86, what are you showing us a modified watermelon pic for?

I'll need a bigger side than that if I have to carry wine and beer. So......

It can hold few more people as well. :D

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hmm, what could I get for air superiority, when the oppostion have a TIE Interceptor

I know

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The scourge of the Imperial Fleet!

And thaibebop is now toast!

And here I took you for a big thinker Boss Hog.

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Waahahahahahaha. Slaves. Ya, free new world. Lemme see, can I have TDSK for my laundry and dishwashing?

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