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Considering how many nations want to invade Thailand, I think the generals would be sufficiently well served if rather than pining for F-35s or F-22s, they just ordered 15-20 microlights or maybe look for some aged Cessna 152s. The C-152s could work magic.

 

Fighter jets, as most know, are a general's equivalent of Viagra. While that's understandable, they could get the same 'rise' out of, or for, their paramours by first showing them something they already have---C-130s, or Hercules transports---and whisper to their paramour, "Those are only C-130s, but soon we'll be getting C-152s". Perhaps that will impress the ladies enough to get their knickers off.....at least until they see the C-152s.

 

(It's an old pilot's joke.)

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3 hours ago, billd766 said:

You guessed wrong.

 

Whilst I was in the RAF in Germany no's 2, 3 and 4 Sqn were flying (and crashing) Harriers. That didn't count the UK based Sqns.

 

I never saw any Sea Harriers flying, but there were several Sqns of those in the UK and on aircraft carriers.

We had one land in the school playground in the late 80's for the combined cadet force to have a look at.

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On 3/10/2022 at 4:26 AM, meechai said:

Against what? Nobody wants to invade Thailand.

What would the prize be?

Having a country shaped like an elephant’s head?

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11 hours ago, Walker88 said:

Considering how many nations want to invade Thailand, I think the generals would be sufficiently well served if rather than pining for F-35s or F-22s, they just ordered 15-20 microlights or maybe look for some aged Cessna 152s. The C-152s could work magic

 

(It's an old pilot's joke.)

Microlights? ????

C152s are all worn out

and wouldn't perform in mountains.

A new C172 is 1/2-mil U$

& waiting list.

Otherwise,

brilliant suggestion.!

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On 3/10/2022 at 11:26 AM, meechai said:

Against what? Nobody wants to invade Thailand.

What would the prize be?

 

The lucrative pla ra monopoly

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On 3/11/2022 at 12:03 PM, billd766 said:

You guessed wrong.

 

Whilst I was in the RAF in Germany no's 2, 3 and 4 Sqn were flying (and crashing) Harriers. That didn't count the UK based Sqns.

 

I never saw any Sea Harriers flying, but there were several Sqns of those in the UK and on aircraft carriers.

I used to build Harriers at Hawker Siddeley Aviation (Airframe) They saw plenty of unofficial  counter insurgency action in the Middle East during a promotional tour. As well as Sea Harriers in  the Falklands who recorded a number of kills of enemy aircraft. Their main strength in dogfights was the ability to Viff (stop sharply in mid air) causing the pursuing aircraft to pass and then shoot them down. On the ground they had the ability to land and take off from anywhere with minimum ground support. The Harrier although it is very old is ideal for countries such as Thailand. The biggest number of repairs we had to do was on the outrigger wheels at the wingtips which were damaged by pilots landing too heavily when cutting power too early.

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On 3/10/2022 at 11:01 PM, Dumbfounded said:

I get the feeling Thailand was asked/recommended  to purchase these planes by a 3rd party, one that might consider attacking another country in the near future but would like to study the capabilities of the F35's just in case the US offer air support to that country being attacked

I get the feeling you are absolutely correct! Which is why the USA will never sell them to Thailand.

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8 hours ago, mikeymike100 said:

I get the feeling you are absolutely correct! Which is why the USA will never sell them to Thailand.

I hope you're right

 

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5 hours ago, aldriglikvid said:

Curious, any official statements to why the upgraded Gripen is not on the table at all? Considering they know the plane already etc. 

Hell of a good plane according to all test fights. It´s mainly made to take out the latest russian fighters and on simulation level it does.
A few years ago the old version of Gripen made a mockery of the chinese fighters in a joint drill the thais had with the chinese.

The swedes have a hard time selling them in spite of high performance/price because buyers often prefer to buy from the superpowers hoping they also get a general superpower protection. That´s an illusion the big powers try to use as a leverage when selling their products.

Maybe the swedes don´t want to sell to Thailand anymore. That´s another problem they have in the market. They are not allowed to sell to dictatorships or countries in or at immediate risk of a military conflict, which limits the range of customers considerably. They now make an exception for Ukraine and deliver advanced robot 57 to them that can take out all heavy armor russia can muster.

 

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On 3/10/2022 at 11:12 AM, webfact said:

which is not enough to maintain air defence operations.

And who exactly do they think would want to attack Thailand ?  Like the Japanese did metaphorically, any new attacking force could parachute in bundles of of money and this government would surrender immediately.

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On 3/10/2022 at 6:04 PM, sambum said:

"Thai Air Force Affirms New Fighter Jets Are a ’Necessity’"

 

I would be very surprised if they said they weren't, but that were only for show(ing off!)

So they need planes that can fly at nighy

 

ooh wee that is advanced!

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16 minutes ago, animatic said:

So they need planes that can fly at nighy

 

ooh wee that is advanced!

how has Bill Nighy insulted the Thai military?

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2 hours ago, animatic said:

So they need planes that can fly at nighy

 

ooh wee that is advanced!

"So they need planes that can fly at nighy

ooh wee that is advanced!"

 

Typo?

 

 

ooh wee that is advanced!

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On 3/21/2022 at 6:47 PM, sambum said:

"So they need planes that can fly at nighy

ooh wee that is advanced!"

 

Typo?

 

 

ooh wee that is advanced!

Nighy nighy!

Daown gat tar drunky

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