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[Meat Pie 47]

Hello tea totalers red this

102-year-old grandmother shares wild secret to her long life

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/wellbeing/102yearold-grandmother-shares-wild-secret-to-her-long-life/news-story/10777dbf11e90c7f22e545c1723f309e

[CharlieH]

Easy, dont be  stupid, dont do anything to excess, the rest is just plain luck and genetics! ????

[tonray]

My retirement plan dictates that my money runs out way before 102...I'd better cut out the booze and pizza

[daveAustin]

102? Christ, no thanks. Half that is enough punishment. 

[Will B Good]

Everything in moderation.....including moderation.

[Thailand]

The secret to long life is to not die early.

[Hummin]

The secret to a long life, is not to die while you still alive! Manage to keep it interesting and worth to get up in the morning and get going

[1FinickyOne]

3 hours ago, tonray said:

My retirement plan dictates that my money runs out way before 102...I'd better cut out the booze and pizza

you have a plan? 

[tonray]

16 minutes ago, 1FinickyOne said:

you have a plan? 

I keep telling the GF she needs to bring home the bacon but all I end up with is Krapow Moo and Moo Tod. 

[Sparktrader]

Dead by age 70 enough for me

[KhunLA]

1 hour ago, Sparktrader said:

Dead by age 70 enough for me

Hell NO ... not even 3 more yrs for me ... ????

[Sparktrader]

Just now, KhunLA said:

Hell NO ... not even 3 more yrs for me ... ????

Go out with a bang!

[ThailandRyan]

Met a man who was 101 about three years ago out in the Udon Thani Province.  He was still making wicker baskets everyday and his 95 year old wife was making the mats Thai's sit on.  I asked him how he had lived so long and he told me, he stays active drinks a shot of lao kao every morning with his Nestle 3 in 1 coffee, does not eat anything except vegetables and some chicken, still chases his wife around and at that point she piped up and said he would have been dead long ago if she did not give into his amorous advances daily.  I asked her why she thought he would have died, and she said because he would have been out screwing some other mans wife and either that man would have killed him or she would of, and she said it with a toothless smile and mischievous grin......

Edited March 13, 2022 by ThailandRyan

[KhunLA]

24 minutes ago, Sparktrader said:

Go out with a bang!

Did my 'thrill' seeking c r a p:

Dove w/100+ sharks, no cage

Jumped out of a perfectly good plane

jumped off a structure tied to a rubber band

Drove beyond stupid miles per hour, only to leave the highway

and within 1 mile, have a tire blow out on my motorcycle ????

Burned out more than a few brain cells w/chemicals.

 

I'm going slow & easy, and no time soon ... hopefully ????

 

Edited March 13, 2022 by KhunLA

[Wagga]

1 hour ago, Sparktrader said:

Dead by age 70 enough for me

I bet by if you make it to 68 you will change your mind on that statement

[Sparktrader]

13 minutes ago, Wagga said:

I bet by if you make it to 68 you will change your mind on that statement

Yes

[KhunLA]

1 minute ago, Sparktrader said:

75 then

Nah ... 80s at least.  Ma made to 74, stone alky & chain smoker and I'm neither.

[Henk Langeweg]

@Meat Pie, 

Happy Pi day.

 

Edited March 14, 2022 by Henk Langeweg