Well, he's got way more than enough posts to sleep here, but he says he'll only make sporadic forays through the halls. I reckon he should actually start his own post and do so in Beddies. Miggy offered him chocs to stay. Any grumbles or fan mail for him?

I think coming here might be enough to make him go postal.

He can have my room if he wants, I don't use it much anymore.

Bendix , excellent and interesting poster that he is , strikes me as someone who likes to be in control of any situation.

Nobody controls Bedflam.

Don't any of yous be holding your breath now !

Bendix is a dude.

I'm a bigger dude,

Bedlam should be ruled by an iron fist by the dudes.

Being a demonic clown, is hardly dude status..................................is it now.

I think coming here might be enough to make him go postal.

He can have my room if he wants, I don't use it much anymore.

What room number at the bangkok Hilton was that Robbie..

Bendix is a dude.

I'm a bigger dude,

Bedlam should be ruled by an iron fist by the dudes.

Aw C'Mon you're just a limp paw Bunny Kayo , an Iron Fist ??

What we need round here is a tough Duck..

I think coming here might be enough to make him go postal.

He can have my room if he wants, I don't use it much anymore.

What room number at the bangkok Hilton was that Robbie..

It looks like the penthouse suite...

Bendix is a dude.

I'm a bigger dude,

Bedlam should be ruled by an iron fist by the dudes.

Aw C'Mon you're just a limp paw Bunny Kayo , an Iron Fist ??

What we need round here is a tough Duck..

... in a gimp outfit with a shiny red ball in its bill ...

Nobody controls Bedflam.

We, the BSB (Bedlam Supervisory Board), are in full control of Bedlam.

Ther has been no sign of <deleted> and ###### and younameit for a while.

BSB rules!

raro

ruling Dude of the BSB

there's no way that bendix will be back slapping in bedlam as he is his own man, a one man show and way to smart to be posting bollicks in those great threads like the last <deleted> word.

i mean W.T. <deleted>> was that all about.

get back up the top bendix as its a bit dark and mouldy down here.

and hows that cat that thinks he's a bedlam policeman .

and hows that cat that thinks he's a bedlam policeman .

One thing is sure: it's good to have a top-notch fire-fighter around.

(Where's that fire extinguisher smiley when I need it?)

--

Maestro

No kidding. With these kinds of lame responses, Stolly will never do Beddies drivebys. But look, we got Ducky back! Hi, LBD. Love ya and missed you muchly. Welcome back!

And, Kayo, how many times do we have to tell you to drop that av? Even Limpy thinks it's demonic. Giving me bad dreams it is.

Well, to lure Stolly here, we need something meaty in substance that he can mince. Come on, somebody start a thread that he can grind up.

I wonder if he is aware that this thread is going, or his he waiting for everybody to totally shoot themselves b/w the nose hairs before coming back with a royal flush?

Speaking of avatars, why does terry's remind me of a gay batman? There's something about it, that...., well just doesn't seem right...

Soundman.

Speaking of avatars, why does terry's remind me of a gay batman? There's something about it, that...., well just doesn't seem right...

Soundman.

I've always wondered, where's Robin?

Regards

I wonder if he is aware that this thread is going, or his he waiting for everybody to totally shoot themselves b/w the nose hairs before coming back with a royal flush?

Speaking of avatars, why does terry's remind me of a gay batman? There's something about it, that...., well just doesn't seem right...

Soundman.

thats very bloody funny soundman , and its just as well im right here to give you the correct answer.

firstly, batman aint gay and it was robin who was the shirt lifter and batman fights crime and protects people, just like i do on this forum.

if it was'nt for me and my straight up 155% common sense posts this forum would be a total <deleted> house.

thank you very much soundman, and can you please stop picking on that rosner cat as you'll give him a <deleted> breakdown.

Speaking of avatars, why does terry's remind me of a gay batman? There's something about it, that...., well just doesn't seem right...

Soundman.

I've always wondered, where's Robin?

Regards

Maybe that's what it was.... Maybe....

I wonder if he is aware that this thread is going, or his he waiting for everybody to totally shoot themselves b/w the nose hairs before coming back with a royal flush?

Speaking of avatars, why does terry's remind me of a gay batman? There's something about it, that...., well just doesn't seem right...

Soundman.

thats very bloody funny soundman , and its just as well im right here to give you the correct answer.

firstly, batman aint gay and it was robin who was the shirt lifter and batman fights crime and protects people, just like i do on this forum.

if it was'nt for me and my straight up 155% common sense posts this forum would be a total <deleted> house.

thank you very much soundman, and can you please stop picking on that rosner cat as you'll give him a <deleted> breakdown.

Thanks for looking after everybodies welfare on this forum.. Much appreciated!!

Underneath all his layers, maybe Rosner wasn't as bad as he seemed. Anyway, if he comes back, I'm prepared to give the laddy another go...

Soundman.

No kidding. With these kinds of lame responses, Stolly will never do Beddies drivebys. But look, we got Ducky back! Hi, LBD. Love ya and missed you muchly. Welcome back!

And, Kayo, how many times do we have to tell you to drop that av? Even Limpy thinks it's demonic. Giving me bad dreams it is.

Well, to lure Stolly here, we need something meaty in substance that he can mince. Come on, somebody start a thread that he can grind up.

Jetti dear Lady?? Nice to be back and things never change do they ??

Ummmmm. Point of order people. Can you please keep on topic - cf, me?

Honestly, that's why Bedlam is such a shambles. Threads are started on such fascinating topics, and then wander all over the place.

Where's your focus?

I think coming here might be enough to make him go postal.

He can have my room if he wants, I don't use it much anymore.

Looks like a room I rented in Khao San Road once...

Ummmmm. Point of order people. Can you please keep on topic - cf, me?

Honestly, that's why Bedlam is such a shambles. Threads are started on such fascinating topics, and then wander all over the place.

Where's your focus?

My focus is on the Loony tune banana thread... I must be losing it in my old age. I thought I was the resident klown, but it seems that I'm getting sensible and others are moving in on my territory/

Even Bendix is getting in on it now....

EDIT: FOR JET:

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOO JETTIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fluffers, give it a rest. And change that av.

Back on topic. What do we know about Stolly?

has a big library (all the covers hide his collection of Calvin & Hobbs)

generous (with verbal thrashings)

sangfroid and likes blinis and caviar (I decided)

PhD in general thought cleaving

bores easily (drills all his own screw holes)

likes to chew up dolphins and other blubber, but not the fat (? ok, I know that's wrong but it sounds good)

does not smoke (pipes don't count)

signs alot of papers (I will not chew up dolphins, I will not chew up...)

knows how to cook a beef bourgignon-type dish (what part of mushrooms don't you understand?)

always knows the daily baht exchange rate against 132 other currencies (and against 23 toilet paper issues that are not traded internationally)

has a work permit and other useless pieces of paper in his manbag

always shines his flipflops

suffers fools gladly, with a sledge hammer

OK, that's my contribution. What did I forget? Chateau neuf de pape?

edit for Fluffy: Hellooooooo, Fluffy! CHANGE THAT AV, Kayo, or I'm gonna have to bendix you.

I think coming here might be enough to make him go postal.

He can have my room if he wants, I don't use it much anymore.

How come you have such a comfy room? I have been in the darkness for weeks, don't know when I'll be going back in again...