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I don't know about this U-Tube business - I think I prefer an S Bend. But if Labor gets in (AU), will we be revisiting a J curve?

Ogee, am I off-topic?

S_Bend, as in ya toilet?

Guess with Howard and Rudd spending up big, cupla years down the track sumfin will give.

Then the takeback.......LOL

Best in election promises is the one from Labour to get rid of all the employment stuff.

Wota ya think?

ALEX, yeah, that stuff is mainly true but so OLLLLLLLLLD.

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Zpete - what is all this about mudtracking yanks (in the 3 word story thread)? Wasn't the thread talking about gumboots and Kiwis?

Ping, gumboots = condoms, mudtracking, use yer imagination.........LOL

I do understand there are some worldly challenged folk in "NZ's West Island" (OZ)

Are you one? Ping?

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Since when are gumboots condoms? (They never mentioned that fact in Footrot Flats!)

Gee, Chilli, where ya been all ya life.

Many Ockors, (anagram, work it out) must live sheltered lives.

Condoms bin gumboots as long as I have knwon condoms exist, and that be nigh on 60 years.

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Can we please use standard Oxford English here?

I am a non native English speaker who has difficulties understanding what you are talking about, EG: Gumboots.

Can we do that?

By the way, Gampaan is missing since yesterday 11. Does anyone know the whereabouts of Gampaan?

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Can we please use standard Oxford English here?

I am a non native English speaker who has difficulties understanding what you are talking about, EG: Gumboots.

Can we do that?

By the way, Gampaan is missing since yesterday 11. Does anyone know the whereabouts of Gampaan?

should you tip even when the service is bad

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So that's what Wal Footrot meant when he said he was pulling on his gumboots (spank)! But sorry, Zpete; that term 'gumboots' for rubbers is obviously unique to sheep-shaggers - never heard it used in Oz... You learn something new every day, don't you? :o

Just to change the subject... If you ever want quality digs in Yangshuo, you can't go past this place (and check out the manager's name at top right corner):

http://www.yangshuo-fawltytowers.com/

Any takers?

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So that's what Wal Footrot meant when he said he was pulling on his gumboots (spank)! But sorry, Zpete; that term 'gumboots' for rubbers is obviously unique to sheep-shaggers - never heard it used in Oz... You learn something new every day, don't you? :o

Just to change the subject... If you ever want quality digs in Yangshuo, you can't go past this place (and check out the manager's name at top right corner):

http://www.yangshuo-fawltytowers.com/

Any takers?

Hi Ping,

Have you actually been a guest of Basil-Chin?

Are you a Strine?

Ya mite be rite about gumboots, but the Aussies use pouches when their wallaby fave comes around for a jump.

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Can we please use standard Oxford English here?

I am a non native English speaker who has difficulties understanding what you are talking about, EG: Gumboots.

Can we do that?

By the way, Gampaan is missing since yesterday 11. Does anyone know the whereabouts of Gampaan?

HI ALEX........

Sorry matey, what is your native tongue?

I admire people who have conquored another tongue.

I am not in anyway trying to belittle you, please do not take offence.

I may be able to accommodate you if it is of basic arabic scrip.

NEVA heard of "Standard Oxford English".

Possibly your preference may possibly entail the usage of "The Queen's English".

Then there is Scouser English, which even I have problems with IRL.

Try cocney english, sheeeeeeesh.

Strine and Kiwinese is my normal vernacular.

English is a language that changes all the time, it enhances itself and is never going to be static in style.

Colloquialisms abound in normal everyday speach.

Catchmeeeeee,

Go look for Gamps...... LOL

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Hi all,

I think we got some good oil about the whereabouts of Gampaan.

He was last seen in a divvy van after doing a bushmans hanky.

This info is london to a brick OK?

I know Gampaan is a bit of a root rat and a brick sh1t house.

He is always looking for a fly B donka donk so no worry as he has a fly B danka dank.

He will be cool bagging his tool.

He sure ain't no parker.

I am ready to pull out a 187, are you with me?

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Hi all,

I think we got some good oil about the whereabouts of Gampaan.

He was last seen in a divvy van after doing a bushmans hanky.

This info is london to a brick OK?

I know Gampaan is a bit of a root rat and a brick sh1t house.

He is always looking for a fly B donka donk so no worry as he has a fly B danka dank.

He will be cool bagging his tool.

He sure ain't no parker.

I am ready to pull out a 187, are you with me?

TO THINK SUMMUN....... UN-NAMED ASKED ME TO USE OXFORD ENGLISH.

The gobbleydegook above is an example.

Maybe rules for some ut not for others.

Alex, ya credibility has gurgled down the draib, matey.

NEVA critisize anyone again.

Get a life. are you capable?

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I am just covering up where I come from Zpete.

Being able to speak the "Slang" from Oz, Uk and Afro Americans does say something, doesn't it?

It simply says ya a nincompoop.......ALEX

Not gunna waste cyber space on such drivel.

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