They Say You Should Never

[lazeeboy]

why is a campinologist not called a bellringer

[tijnebijn]

No clue tell us ?

[lazeeboy]

is a corsair a pirate or an old ford or both

[Ping]

Isn't a bellringer someone who goes camping?

[lazeeboy]

[Ping]

...and isn't a Corsair an aeroplane?

[tijnebijn]

Whats the point ?

[lazeeboy]

there is no point is there?

[Ping]

To what?

[lazeeboy]

why did americans go to the moon ,or did they?

[tijnebijn]

the question was someone ever saw a hermaphrodite ?

Guess not ?

[Zpete]

why did americans go to the moon ,or did they?

Sending GWB 5 years ago would have been great.

Dunno if they really went, the evidence against is quite conclusive of being a giant hoax.

How many here agree?

[lazeeboy]

have you seen a trogladite

[tijnebijn]

telling me this was all a hoax ?????

[lazeeboy]

does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bed post over night?

[Zpete]

telling me this was all a hoax ?????

Only a yankeephile will really believe it happened.

Have you seen the TV and movies debunking the moon hoaxes?

[tijnebijn]

telling me this was all a hoax ?????

Only a yankeephile will really believe it happened.

Have you seen the TV and movies debunking the moon hoaxes?

No I haven't ....Should I ?

[lazeeboy]

i've been to the moon aint you

[Zpete]

i've been to the moon aint you

I am the cow that jumped over the moon, didn't you know?

[tijnebijn]

i've been to the moon aint you

I am the cow that jumped over the moon, didn't you know?

Ah wow now I can add to; 'the famous people you have met' thread you, can I can I , please ?

[Zpete]

i've been to the moon aint you

I am the cow that jumped over the moon, didn't you know?

Ah wow now I can add to; 'the famous people you have met' thread you, can I can I , please ?

Hey, I am not a people, I am a cow, want to see my 5 tits

[tijnebijn]

a speaking cow , like Ed the horse ?

[Zpete]

a speaking cow , like Ed the horse ?

Yeah, a 'butter' talker, Ed can MOOOOOOve over.

I talk betta dun ya recon

[tijnebijn]

where are the tits ?

[Zpete]

where are the tits ?

Not on my breast, sum udder place.

Ya wanna me show you?

[tijnebijn]

Cows are holy in India , are you sure ?

[Zpete]

Cows are holy in India , are you sure ?

well I am not in India, I get my tits sucked twice a day.

Would you like to do that?

[tijnebijn]

better your bull do that instead of me please ,

hope you are able to understand a cow is female heh ?

[Zpete]

better your bull do that instead of me please ,

hope you are able to understand a cow is female heh ?

Of course I am female, the guy who milks me has such soft hands

You a guy, do you wanna milk me?....... ..

[tijnebijn]

got big hands ya know , bet those titties of yours will get strangled na ?