They Say You Should Never

[Zpete]

got big hands ya know , bet those titties of yours will get strangled na ?

cow tits love big strong hands.

Are you an accomplished tittie stroker?

[tijnebijn]

got me ' how ya know all that , are ya psychic ?

psychic cow wow , where ya all learned that ?

[lazeeboy]

have you tried to milk a cat

[Zpete]

got me ' how ya know all that , are ya psychic ?

psychic cow wow , where ya all learned that ?

University of Farmyard, ya wanna join?

[lazeeboy]

got me ' how ya know all that , are ya psychic ?

psychic cow wow , where ya all learned that ?

University of Farmyard, ya wanna join?

i joined years ago ,when are you

[Zpete]

got me ' how ya know all that , are ya psychic ?

psychic cow wow , where ya all learned that ?

University of Farmyard, ya wanna join?

i joined years ago ,when are you

I belong to Milking Shed division, join up ya wanna learn, tit stroking?

[tijnebijn]

bet many are allready masters in striking aren't we ?

I mean most of us are not for nothing in thailand ,

allright pretty small titties , yours not included ofcourse .

Where is the tittie master ?

[Zpete]

bet many are allready masters in striking aren't we ?

I mean most of us are not for nothing in thailand ,

allright pretty small titties , yours not included ofcourse .

Where is the tittie master ?

Dance with me...

Sir Sukkalott is bossman, have you met him?

Cow2.bmp

Edited November 28, 2007 by Zpete

[gampaan]

I milked a dog once . You just pull on his red rocket a bit and ....bango....

Any dog milkers here?......

[AlexLah]

One of my many girlfriends called me a dog, I still do not know what it means.

As for the whole moon thingy, yes I come from the moon and we are called: Lunatics.

We scared the sh1t out of them when they first landed and told them not to come back, it has been more then 30 years now so I guess they understood.

Gampaan, you have been away for a long time. What did they do to you?

[Zpete]

One of my many girlfriends called me a dog, I still do not know what it means.

As for the whole moon thingy, yes I come from the moon and we are called: Lunatics.

We scared the sh1t out of them when they first landed and told them not to come back, it has been more then 30 years now so I guess they understood.

Gampaan, you have been away for a long time. What did they do to you?

The cow jumped over the moon, the cat ran away with fiddle......

Guess the cat's name is Gampan.

Alex, wot ya think?

[lazeeboy]

was'nt it the cat did a piddle all over the dinibg room floor

[Zpete]

was'nt it the cat did a piddle all over the dinibg room floor

Dunno matey, I cannot remember back 59 odd years.....

Mite have alzheimers.

How young ya think I am...... <deleted>?

[tijnebijn]

Cows not turn that old do they ?

[Zpete]

Cows not turn that old do they ?

Yeah, well ya reckon it mite be corned beef?

[tijnebijn]

So we can eat you and shit you out ?

[lazeeboy]

do you need exlax or what

[Zpete]

do you need exlax or what

Naaaaaaah, just a feed from Thai street vendor, makes me go, is that good enuff for you?

[Ping]

Did someone mention pockets?

Ah, the ever-so-humble and taken-for-granted pocket! You can never have enough pockets, IMHO. It's annoying carrying a bum bag or backpack. Plenty of pockets, that's the answer. Trouble is, in Th it is usually too warm to wear a jacket, so that limits the number of pockets you can have available to you. Cargo pants are okay for pockets, often with generous sizes. I like to carry my music (bulky PMP thingy) and lightweight headphones (can't stand those earbud jobbies), compact camera, wallet, a couple of packets of oilies and a lighter, keys, pen, tissues and a flea rake. No go without a jacket, so have to carry a bum bag. Pockets are a very important issue to me. What do you good folk reckon is a good number/dimension of pockets?

[gampaan]

One of my many girlfriends called me a dog, I still do not know what it means.

As for the whole moon thingy, yes I come from the moon and we are called: Lunatics.

We scared the sh1t out of them when they first landed and told them not to come back, it has been more then 30 years now so I guess they understood.

Gampaan, you have been away for a long time. What did they do to you?

It can now be told.

Had to take care of some business in Pakistan. Stubborn lot they are. But not a very high tolerance to pain. I guess you heard of this General/President, huh?

Well, we cannot have that. So now he is a civilian President. Nuff said.

So, have they been giving you any trouble lately ??

[Zpete]

Did someone mention pockets?

Ah, the ever-so-humble and taken-for-granted pocket! You can never have enough pockets, IMHO. It's annoying carrying a bum bag or backpack. Plenty of pockets, that's the answer. Trouble is, in Th it is usually too warm to wear a jacket, so that limits the number of pockets you can have available to you. Cargo pants are okay for pockets, often with generous sizes. I like to carry my music (bulky PMP thingy) and lightweight headphones (can't stand those earbud jobbies), compact camera, wallet, a couple of packets of oilies and a lighter, keys, pen, tissues and a flea rake. No go without a jacket, so have to carry a bum bag. Pockets are a very important issue to me. What do you good folk reckon is a good number/dimension of pockets?

Ping, dunno who mentioned pockets, but my shirts have 2 button down breast pockets, my office.

Open non-iron seersucker cotton, cool and comfy. T shirts too hot, no cool breeze.

Shorts, NOT baggy hot cargo, they terrible.

Floppy white hat like cricketers wear.

Bum bag, 199 Baht MBK, contains camcorder, cybershot, tripod and accessories, was a brilliant discovery.

My uniform in Thailand and surrounding countries, so COOL in the real sense of cool.

WOW, not incognito no mo'......

Edited November 30, 2007 by Zpete

[tijnebijn]

Did someone mention pockets?

Ah, the ever-so-humble and taken-for-granted pocket! You can never have enough pockets, IMHO. It's annoying carrying a bum bag or backpack. Plenty of pockets, that's the answer. Trouble is, in Th it is usually too warm to wear a jacket, so that limits the number of pockets you can have available to you. Cargo pants are okay for pockets, often with generous sizes. I like to carry my music (bulky PMP thingy) and lightweight headphones (can't stand those earbud jobbies), compact camera, wallet, a couple of packets of oilies and a lighter, keys, pen, tissues and a flea rake. No go without a jacket, so have to carry a bum bag. Pockets are a very important issue to me. What do you good folk reckon is a good number/dimension of pockets?

Ping, dunno who mentioned pockets, but my shirts have 2 button down breast pockets, my office.

Open non-iron seersucker cotton, cool and comfy. T shirts too hot, no cool breeze.

Shorts, NOT baggy hot cargo, they terrible.

Floppy white hat like cricketers wear.

Bum bag, 199 Baht MBK, contains camcorder, cybershot, tripod and accessories, was a brilliant discovery.

My uniform in Thailand and surrounding countries, so COOL in the real sense of cool.

WOW, not incognito no mo'......

You have it sortened out pretty well don't ya ?

[Zpete]

Did someone mention pockets?

Ah, the ever-so-humble and taken-for-granted pocket! You can never have enough pockets, IMHO. It's annoying carrying a bum bag or backpack. Plenty of pockets, that's the answer. Trouble is, in Th it is usually too warm to wear a jacket, so that limits the number of pockets you can have available to you. Cargo pants are okay for pockets, often with generous sizes. I like to carry my music (bulky PMP thingy) and lightweight headphones (can't stand those earbud jobbies), compact camera, wallet, a couple of packets of oilies and a lighter, keys, pen, tissues and a flea rake. No go without a jacket, so have to carry a bum bag. Pockets are a very important issue to me. What do you good folk reckon is a good number/dimension of pockets?

Ping, dunno who mentioned pockets, but my shirts have 2 button down breast pockets, my office.

Open non-iron seersucker cotton, cool and comfy. T shirts too hot, no cool breeze.

Shorts, NOT baggy hot cargo, they terrible.

Floppy white hat like cricketers wear.

Bum bag, 199 Baht MBK, contains camcorder, cybershot, tripod and accessories, was a brilliant discovery.

My uniform in Thailand and surrounding countries, so COOL in the real sense of cool.

WOW, not incognito no mo'......

You have it sortened out pretty well don't ya ?

tijnebijn, when ya spend half ya life travelling, one soon learns the shortcuts, easy ways.

A supermarket plastic shopping bag enuff for all ya clothes for Thailand, Hawaii, most tropical places.

So many ppl seem to bring their whole wardrobes.

Ya wanna travel, lite as..... do you?

[tijnebijn]

I do , I do , travel as easy as possible ,

traveled through all of South East Asia for 2 years before getting

stuck in Thailand ( not that I mind ) .

Traveling through Indonesia was great stuff , volcanoes etc , memories ,

got kids now so not many travelling , you at your age found yar second life

haven 't ya ?

( good for you anyway )

[Zpete]

I do , I do , travel as easy as possible ,

traveled through all of South East Asia for 2 years before getting

stuck in Thailand ( not that I mind ) .

Traveling through Indonesia was great stuff , volcanoes etc , memories ,

got kids now so not many travelling , you at your age found yar second life

haven 't ya ?

( good for you anyway )

tijnebijn, I did my BIG OE, 50 years ago, then married

Yer 2nd coming will come......LOL

Yeah, kids all flown the nest yonks ago.

I enjoy the free and easy times in Chalong, will be back in March, was hoping for Xmas.

Do you celebrate Xmas?

[tijnebijn]

Good for ya Zpete , many dream the life you live

Doing nothing special for Christmas , maybe just a couple

of good red wines with a nice meal , mom is also staying in

Thailand , so bit more cosey .

Don't ya want to stay more often in Thailand ?

Guess Aussie is not bad either ?

[gampaan]

Pete, You know they are gonna check your bags at the airport for those Buddah heads , right??

[tijnebijn]

Pete, You know they are gonna check your bags at the airport for those Buddah heads , right??

Nah he sold them before he would depart , needed the expenses right ?

[Zpete]

Pete, You know they are gonna check your bags at the airport for those Buddah heads , right??

Nah he sold them before he would depart , needed the expenses right ?

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SHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

Smuggled back to NZ fulla white powder....

tijnebijn, I have to do radiation therapy for prostate cancer in New Year.

Will be back soon after, love Thailand and travelling from BKK to other places.

Possibly March.

Cheers

KiwiPete

[tijnebijn]

Sorry to hear Pete , good ya still have fun

Got family in Wellington (dutch). Amazing beaty Kiwiland .

Get your paper bag ready after your therapy , Thailand is welcoming you ,

got it ?