They Say You Should Never

[Zpete]

Hi PPL, belated Xmas cheer.

I have been visting Mr. Myxlplyx.

His world is so different to ours.

Anybody been there?

[AlexLah]

Could it be that you have visited one of my students?

[Zpete]

Alex, Is The Joker a student of yours?

[AlexLah]

He might possibly be as he is evil, same like me.

But why are you having a special interest in "The Joker"

[Zpete]

Not the Joker, Mr. Myxlplyx is my grandpappy.

Didnja know?

[Ping]

Yes, same from me - Merry Xmas and best wishes for '09 to all.

[AlexLah]

To Ping.

Uuuuuur Zpete, did you see a doctor recently and asked him if it is normal that you hear voices in ya head without seeing someone?

[Ping]

Yellow carded? For What? (There, two questions to make up for the one I missed before!)

[AlexLah]

Your reply should be typed out as follows: A yellow card, for what?

As for the yellow card, due to severe and deliberate obstruction of this topic's titlle.

Have you all heard the news about the coming preparation of the imperialistic peasants through state sponsored edutainment TV program?

[cashill]

no

whats up pussycat?

[Zpete]

Peasant Nationalism and Communist Power?

[Ping]

Pleasant naturism and communal powder?

E:T

Edited January 5, 2009 by Ping

[AlexLah]

Are you all aware of what I mean?

Have you been following the "End Of Crisis" topic?

Be aware, be very aware of what is coming next.

A big earthquake on yer head.

[Zpete]

After a nite on the town, no earth required, Alex,,,,,,,

My head quakes quite well without help, thank you.

Have you any "Hair of the dog?"

[AlexLah]

Dear Zpete,

You are obviously in the state of denial or do not know anything and think it is all a big joke.

Read my post's and educate yourself.

Are you willing to understand?

[Ping]

Hair of the dog? Does he have mange?

[AlexLah]

I really do not understand what is meant with: Hair of dog.

Dear Zpeed, could you explain?

[gampaan]

Sawat Dee Pee Mai to all as well..

I believe the hairy dog is a reference to waking to enjoy the beverage that put you out last nite.....

Kow jai mai?

[Zpete]

My friend Alex, seems 'tis you that is in need nof eddykashun.

Hair of the dog is a colloquial English expression predominantly used to refer

to ingestion of alcohol as treatment for a hangover.

Also........

The phrase "bite the dog that bit you" is also commonly used in this sense.

[AlexLah]

I really do not undestand.

Why would you wanna eat the hair of a dog when you have a hangover?

Why would you drink more alcohol as a treatment for a hangover.

Stay drunk 24 hours a day?

[Zpete]

Really, Alex, where are you coming from?

The milky way?

Ask any woman the cure for over indulgence in chocolate.

What would her answer be, MORE chocolate, of course.

Understand matey?

[Ping]

Alex has been watching pizzas being tossed in Bangkok. I was thinking he may have had a fair hairs of the dog himself...

[Zpete]

Try hair pie, Alex.

I am sure you have partaken of that delight.

Have you not?

[Ping]

Pete, shouldn't that be spelt 'hare'? Nothing wrong with rabbit pie...

[gampaan]

Do you think that is the kind of Bunny he's referring to??

[Ping]

Perhaps he should have said 'wool pie'?

[Zpete]

Perhaps he should have said 'wool pie'?

....with dags dangling, eh?

[Ping]

Dags? Do we have to go down that path in this thread too?

[Zpete]

In OZ they have hairy jumpers for farmers and country guys.

Thay's rite, rite?

[Ping]

Has this thread finally passed away?