They Say You Should Never

[AlexLah]

You decided to stay and wait in your Bathroom.

Have a shower and then?

You stay in Bathroom?

[thithi]

BEDroom

are you blinded?

[AlexLah]

Bedroom OK and then what?

[thithi]

why u askin?

[BigSnake]

Who gives a HOOT?

[thithi]

where is my tv remote?

[agudbuk]

where is my tv remote?

Is your remote nearby?

[thithi]

hmmmm no i forgot it in the fridge. is it gonna be ok?

[Zpete]

All remote controls should have beeper inside which will react to a button stuck on a wall or someplace.

Similar to a wireless door chime/bell, always findable..

Watcha reckon peoples?

[agudbuk]

All remote controls should have beeper inside which will react to a button stuck on a wall or someplace.

Similar to a wireless door chime/bell, always findable..

Watcha reckon peoples?

Do people without remotes stay healthier because of the extra exercise they get when they change channels?

[Ping]

Pete, would you apply the same process to keys, wallets, smokes and other things you put down and forget?

[AlexLah]

Just put all loose stuff in the frikkin fridge.

Someone put it's remote in da frikkin fridge, that's the first time I hear that.

Is this proof that women really are less clever then us superior gender?

[Ping]

Are you a misogynist?

[AlexLah]

I don't know that word.

What does it mean, is it something bad?

[cashill]

is rambo a pussy?

[AlexLah]

One of my cats was called tiger.

You find Rambo a strange name for a cat?

[Ping]

If you had a pet tiger, would you call it pussy?

[Zpete]

If I had a pet tiger, yer c'n bet I would NOT call it for dinner.

Well not in the same space.....

Who wants be Tiggs dinner, you?

Edited February 3, 2009 by Zpete

[Ping]

Maybe you wouldn't call the tiger for dinner because you may be the main course? (But not Tiggs - he's just a big pussy, he'll tell you so himself!)

[AlexLah]

But if you would not be the main course would you feed it a pussy?

[thithi]

which pussies?

[AlexLah]

Pete or Ping ore anyone.

It seems we have landed in a circulair pattern regarding tigers and pussy that could be eaten or eat while named Rambo?

I also understand that there are people that call a pussy muffin?

I also have heard of muff diving, is that a new olympic sport?

[Ping]

Muff is another name for clam (of the rare bearded variety). Have you never dived for clams?

[Seapok]

I love diving for clams, are girls better at muff diving?

[Zpete]

Dunno about that.

I guess muffs are female, what is a male muff called?

[chiliwasabi]

It really depends. Do you want the singular or plural answer?

[Zpete]

GIMME an answer.

Or do you not know?

[chiliwasabi]

Are you questioning my intelligence?

[Zpete]

Are you intelligent and in Farang Pub?

[chiliwasabi]

Are they mutually exclusive?