snooze you lose!

[bob smith]

was in the pub last night and a big old american sat next to me with his goregous girl, 23yrs old

the plonger fell asleep in his stool and left his sober girl looking perplexec.

i took her by the hand and offered to buy her a drink and she agreed.

she stayed at mine last night and is still here now after breakfgast,

we are going to koh change together tomorroe for a romantic trip away.

she has already forgot about the daft old git who fell asleep on her.

what a wally. snooze you lose fella hehehehe.

 

 

[simon43]

Maybe the old guy fell asleep because he wasn't interested in ladyboys..... ????

[bob smith]

Just now, simon43 said:

Maybe the old guy fell asleep because he wasn't interested in ladyboys..... ????

there nothing boy about this bird bro.

she is alllll woman kiss

[Dmaxdan]

Have you thought that the big old American might have been the real winner here?

He may have woken up thinking "yes! I've finally got shot of her!"

[marin]

Well she got you so worked up you forgot how to spell. Well done you got yourself a hooker. 

 

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, Dmaxdan said:

He may have woken up thinking "yes! I've finally got shot of her!"

he probably still sleeping now whilst i. b on the couch with his love

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, marin said:

Well she got you so worked up you forgot how to spell. Well done you got yourself a hooker. 

 

didnt pay even 1 baht,. she has paid for the hotel in koh changy

[Olmate]

Batting second up... Not fussy then! 

[Pork Pie]

 

You pulled a prostitute out of a bar full of prostitutes.

Wow, you must be so butch.

 

[Pork Pie]

1 minute ago, Olmate said:

Batting second up... Not fussy then! 

 

Pretty sure that you can get some form of scoop to clean them out before re-using them now.

 

[transam]

Then the OP woke up, perhaps with a big fat American bloke..........????

[ezzra]

Good story, now go buy lottery ticket...

[bob smith]

19 minutes ago, Pork Pie said:

 

You pulled a prostitute out of a bar full of prostitutes.

did you seem me in the bar then
 

[Pork Pie]

8 minutes ago, bob smith said:

did you seem me in the bar then
 

I have never seemed anyone.

 

[ThailandRyan]

Troll post...do not feed the boasting, baiting Troll....in a few he will say "Mines different"

[CharlieH]

If shes that sort of girl he had a lucky escape and I'd say your welcome to her.

Enjoy have fun, but remember if she did it to him, she'll do it to you given the opportunity.

 

 

[bob smith]

7 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

If shes that sort of girl he had a lucky escape and I'd say your welcome to her.

Enjoy have fun, but remember if she did it to him, she'll do it to you given the opportunity.

 

 

i dont fall asleep on bar stools bro

[banglay]

I wish more fat old farangs would fall asleep on there bar stools .. I might at last be able to enjoy my beer in peace ???? without having to listen too there Bulsh*ite war stories 555. 

[sipi]

I was hoping you'd pick her up. I owe her 50baht and she kept poking me in the ribs.

[roo860]

18 minutes ago, bob smith said:

i dont fall asleep on bar stools bro

Probably under them.

[Pork Pie]

5 minutes ago, sipi said:

I was hoping you'd pick her up. I owe her 50baht and she kept poking me in the ribs.

 

50 Baht?

Did you sleep with her twice?

[scubascuba3]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

didnt pay even 1 baht,. she has paid for the hotel in koh changy

Nothing will infuriate others more than someone getting it for free

[bob smith]

7 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Nothing will infuriate others more than someone getting it for free

what do u mean bro

[Pork Pie]

9 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Nothing will infuriate others more than someone getting it for free

 

Not me.

What infuriates me the most is those plastic gloves that they used to give out when you entered a Makro.

You can never open the things without taking you mask off to 'blow' them open.

Honestly, 'someone getting it for free' doesn't even come close.

 

[Denim]

9 minutes ago, Pork Pie said:

 

Not me.

What infuriates me the most is those plastic gloves that they used to give out when you entered a Makro.

You can never open the things without taking you mask off to 'blow' them open.

Honestly, 'someone getting it for free' doesn't even come close.

 

The plastic bags you put meat into at Big C are worse. Impossible to open, especially if you are working on the wrong end. Only easy way it to touch some ice on the fish display. Easy peasy then.

[Pork Pie]

4 minutes ago, Denim said:

The plastic bags you put meat into at Big C are worse. Impossible to open, especially if you are working on the wrong end. Only easy way it to touch some ice on the fish display. Easy peasy then.

 

Actually the worst is trying to open these plastic bags while wearing the issued plastic gloves.

It's like trying to scratch an itch while wearing oven gloves.

 

Edited July 29, 2022 by Pork Pie

[simon43]

1 hour ago, Pork Pie said:

 

Pretty sure that you can get some form of scoop to clean them out before re-using them now.

 

Er.. too much information there I think! ????

[howlee101]

Sounds more like a submission to Penthouse forum.  Hey OP, you forgot "I gave her everything I was worth" ????

[huangnon]

You never lose your "girlfriend" here. Only your turn.

[sanuk711]

 

Posted 1 hour ago

 

 

1 hour ago, scubascuba3 said:

Nothing will infuriate others more than someone getting it for free

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

what do u mean bro

Scubaascuba3 -- Can you stop using those BIG words when your posting to bob smith

 

--we have got him on a real writing course next week , with joined up letters........