'Dead body' found on Thai beach turns out to be £470 'ultra-realistic' sex doll after police investigate

[webfact]

Horrified beachgoers came across the 'naked corpse' on Bang Saen beach in the Thai Province of Chonburi, about 100km east of Bangkok

 

-- Beachgoers found a 'dead body' on Bang Saen beach in Thailand on August 18
-- Police were called and it turned out to be an 'AV Idol' sex doll worth £469
-- Photos show the doll washed up on the beach with a naked leg clearly visible
-- The doll is being kept by police in case the owner wants to reclaim it

 

By ELEANOR DYE FOR MAILONLINE

 

A 'dead body' found on a beach in Thailand turned out to be an ultra-realistic sex doll worth £469.

 

Horrified beachgoers came across the 'naked corpse' on Bang Saen beach in the Thai Province of Chonburi, about 100km east of Bangkok, on August 18. 

 

It looked like a naked woman was lying dead on the shore with only a t-shirt over her head. 

 

Paramedics and police rushed to the scene after receiving panicked calls, expecting to be met with a dead body. 

 

Full story: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11135453/Dead-body-Thai-beach-turns-470-ultra-realistic-sex-doll.html

 

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[2long]

I wonder how may brave guys would attempt to show up and claim it as theirs, even if it wasn't?!

But the value has surely dropped now that one of the 'orifices' is now unavailable. ????

[spidermike007]

After a substantial investigation by the forensic teams, they determined it was not a human being, after all. 

[KhunLA]

Probably a suicide.  The thought of another night with A fat, drunken, smelly farang was too much for her ... R I P

 

 

[johnnybangkok]

The story has been blown up out of all proportions.

Edited August 23, 2022 by johnnybangkok

[worgeordie]

46 minutes ago, webfact said:

The doll is being kept by police in case the owner wants to reclaim it

I am sure someone at the station will be tempted to clean it up,

and put it to good use , 

 

So this guy orders a blow up sex doll off mail order website , it has a tear

in the package and the postman seeing a tit peeking out ,decides to take

it home to investigate , blows it up and has his way with it, he sees the parcel

is for his mate, so repackages it and delivers it to him.

 

A few days later he meets his mate in the pub , and his friend is telling him,

I bought a sex doll ,  so postman friends says , is it good , realistic , realistic !

he says ,I even caught a dose off it........

 

regards Worgeordie

 

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

58 minutes ago, webfact said:

Police were called and it turned out to be an 'AV Idol' sex doll

Is that where she got to. 

 

I've been looking everywhere for her.

I'll be down shortly to pick her up. 

 

[cnx101]

Well it’s not mine, mines safe and sound lying on the bed next to me.

[Joe Farang]

Farang Expat dumps girlfriend on beach.

She was only a scammer he declared, who only wanted the air from his mouth.

[chalawaan]

6 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

I am sure someone at the station will be tempted to clean it up,

and put it to good use , 

 

So this guy orders a blow up sex doll off mail order website , it has a tear

in the package and the postman seeing a tit peeking out ,decides to take

it home to investigate , blows it up and has his way with it, he sees the parcel

is for his mate, so repackages it and delivers it to him.

 

A few days later he meets his mate in the pub , and his friend is telling him,

I bought a sex doll ,  so postman friends says , is it good , realistic , realistic !

he says ,I even caught a dose off it........

 

regards Worgeordie

 

 

Times have changed bonnie lad, the dolls owner isn't the one who does the blowing now! 

According to YouTube reviews, they look and "feel" like the real thing, but still smell like an inner tube.

How did I find the reviews? The algorithm "fed" it to me after I watched a video of Pattaya nightlife.????

 

With Covid, Polio, Monkeypox all becoming the new AIDS, It's only a matter of time before someone actually opens a bar with latex lovebirds on offer. ????????

[gp2002]

It's now being auctioned off in the police station 

[worgeordie]

26 minutes ago, chalawaan said:

With Covid, Polio, Monkeypox all becoming the new AIDS, It's only a matter of time before someone actually opens a bar with latex lovebirds on offer. ????????

i hope they would use wire brush and Dettol on them after each use .......????

 

regards Worgeordie

[Edina]

I bought a sex doll once, but i had to take it back to the shop. It kept going down on me !!!!!

[outsider]

Now that we know what it really is, perhaps some well-meaning gentlemen may want to give it a 'second chance'. A 'new lease of life', as it were. That is, after the police are done keeping kipping (with) her.

Edited August 23, 2022 by outsider

[hellohello123]

I paid more for mine and its only half as realistic as that!

[Lord Lucan]

35 minutes ago, Edina said:

I bought a sex doll once, but i had to take it back to the shop. It kept going down on me !!!!!

The old gags are the best. 555

[kotsak]

1 hour ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Is that where she got to. 

 

I've been looking everywhere for her.

I'll be down shortly to pick her up. 

 

Take your time, the BiBs are still working on her.. ????

[RafPinto]

Can I get her back please.
Am missing her a lot.
She never asks for money and never mentions any sick buffalo or brother to be bailed out.

On Sunday evening she left and since then, haven't heard a word.

 

Miss you lucky, please come back.

[Lord Lucan]

A lot cheaper to run than a real Thai doll

and doesn’t want a gold necklace only a pearl one.

[spidermike007]

I guess the butterfly mentality even goes so far as to affect a man's attraction to sex dolls. Next. Need a new one! 

[SAFETY FIRST]

14 minutes ago, kotsak said:

1 hour ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Is that where she got to. 

I've been looking everywhere for her.

I'll be down shortly to pick her up. 

 

Take your time, the BiBs are still working on her

Oh dear, I hope they don't abuse her mouth, I like to kiss her. ????

 

 

Edited August 23, 2022 by SAFETY FIRST

[klauskunkel]

First aid wasn't necessary, just some duct tape

[Harveyboy]

at least no bar fine eh

[Wuvu2]

2 hours ago, KhunLA said:

Probably a suicide.  The thought of another night with A fat, drunken, smelly farang was too much for her ... R I P

 

 

Have you looked around town lately? Fat, drunken, smelly farangs are the pick of the litter these days ????

[NemoH]

Guess when the lockdowns ended, he wanted the ‘real’ thing ????????????????

 

yucks !! Dumped after 3 years of “abuse”.. lol

Edited August 23, 2022 by NemoH

[off road pat]

2 hours ago, chalawaan said:

Times have changed bonnie lad, the dolls owner isn't the one who does the blowing now! 

According to YouTube reviews, they look and "feel" like the real thing, but still smell like an inner tube.

How did I find the reviews? The algorithm "fed" it to me after I watched a video of Pattaya nightlife.????

 

With Covid, Polio, Monkeypox all becoming the new AIDS, It's only a matter of time before someone actually opens a bar with latex lovebirds on offer. ????????

Exist already,...https://sexbarvienna.com/articles/germanys-first-sex-doll-sex-bar-finally-opened/

 

[tandor]

3 hours ago, 2long said:

I wonder how may brave guys would attempt to show up and claim it as theirs, even if it wasn't?!

But the value has surely dropped now that one of the 'orifices' is now unavailable. ????

...bit like snapping the 'wish-bone', ...this piece obviously lost.

[vandeventer]

2 hours ago, cnx101 said:

Well it’s not mine, mines safe and sound lying on the bed next to me.

You know those dolls can do anything, except swim, poor thing.

[mackayae]

Reminds me of Cherry 2000.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092746/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

 

[xtrnuno41]

Guess she said: "oh, no dear not tonight, i have a headache"