Whats wrong with these cocks?

[Skallywag]

  On 12/2/2022 at 5:12 AM, CanadaSam said:

Jesus, I have to listen to these idiot birds crowing at 4 AM?

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Shut the window!  Turn on the A/C if necessary to 27 for 8 hours.  Once a month pay the 1000 baht electric for the A/C and your problem is solved!  Or move to the city - 5555

[rwill]

herpes

[Eff1n2ret]

  On 12/2/2022 at 1:31 PM, biervoormij said:

I have one these birds close to my condo. For a small bird it can make a lot of noise and goes on all hours of the day and night.

 

 

 

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I just played the video and it's set off one of the blighters in a neighbour's garden.

[KhunLA]

  On 12/2/2022 at 6:27 AM, Moonlover said:

There's nothing wrong with those cocks. It's an urban myth that cocks start to crow at dawn. 

 

https://animals.mom.com/silkie-chickens-start-crowing-6531.html

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Not sure about that, as mine only seems to wake up at dawn ...

... coincidentally, as does the rest of me.

 

Oh Krap ... wrong forum

[DJ54]

I just yell .. shut the flock up…. Works sometimes 

[Speedhump]

  On 12/2/2022 at 6:16 AM, Don Chance said:

If you are offended by babies crying, dogs barking or a rooster cucking. You haven't lived  enough on this planet yet.

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If I was as old as the vampire Lestat I'd still want to suck them all dry if they disturb my sleep. That's why I don't live in a Thai village. 

[GammaGlobulin]

Speaking of cocks in the barnyard and other animals...and the BIGGEST cock of all....

 

Then...must have been this cock...

 

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

Yet Another Even Bigger and Long-lasting Cock:  (YaBLC)

 

 

Please Note:  YaST is great!

 

YaST:  YET ANOTHER SETUP TOOL

[GammaGlobulin]

 

Nothing wrong with Jimi's...

 

His member lives on.

 

[GammaGlobulin]

 

[GammaGlobulin]

In fact, the Roosters of Thailand have been the ruin of many fine houses in Thailand.

 

Would you ever choose to live near a neighbor who raised roosters?

 

Roosters are the single greatest factor which causes real estate values to decrease so rapidly.

 

Let's say, for example, that you want to read a book.

Or, let's say that you want to listen to the Well Tempered Clavier.....JS Bach...BOOK ONE!

 

Would you ever choose to listen to JS Bach's WTC while also listening to a ROOSTER?

 

 

I do NOT like Richter's interpretation of JS Bach, by any means!

 

But, Richter is still better than a Rooster.

 

I like Angele Hewitt....

 

 

Anytime I am listening to Angela Hewitt, and when I am also listening to Thailand Roosters, then I become so very upset.

 

 

 

FK ROOSTERS!

 

 

[nauseus]

4 am?  Sounds like a  cock-up. 

[NanLaew]

  On 12/2/2022 at 7:28 AM, Bazerino said:

Arm yourself with a sling shot & some soft ammo & after a week or two they will recognise you & may think twice about cockadoodledoing near where you sleep.....

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You are crediting that Thai chook with way too much intelligence here. After a "week or two", the OP will either have a pretty good aim or a bloody sore arm. Probably both.

[d4dang]

Peacocks are worse than cocks as far as noise goes. Get a python for a few days from the snake show girl.

[talahtnut]

Not feeling too cocky this morning ?

[GammaGlobulin]

  On 12/3/2022 at 9:43 PM, talahtnut said:

Not feeling too cocky this morning ?

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Try some of this:

 

Spill the wine,

Take that pearl....

 

 

[talahtnut]

  On 12/3/2022 at 8:24 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

Would you ever choose to listen to JS Bach's WTC while also listening to a ROOSTER?

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Yes,  Bach was far too cocky.

and no idea of a chune.

[Bazerino]

  On 12/3/2022 at 8:52 PM, NanLaew said:

You are crediting that Thai chook with way too much intelligence here. After a "week or two", the OP will either have a pretty good aim or a bloody sore arm. Probably both.

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Lol

 

  On 12/3/2022 at 8:52 PM, NanLaew said:

You are crediting that Thai chook with way too much intelligence here. After a "week or two", the OP will either have a pretty good aim or a bloody sore arm. Probably both.

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[GammaGlobulin]

  On 12/4/2022 at 2:23 PM, talahtnut said:

Yes,  Bach was far too cocky.

and no idea of a chune.

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Thank you. 

Chune is new to me. 

I now know the meaning. 

What is the origin?