21 hours ago, CanadaSam said:

Jesus, I have to listen to these idiot birds crowing at 4 AM?

Shut the window!  Turn on the A/C if necessary to 27 for 8 hours.  Once a month pay the 1000 baht electric for the A/C and your problem is solved!  Or move to the city - 5555

herpes

15 hours ago, biervoormij said:

I have one these birds close to my condo. For a small bird it can make a lot of noise and goes on all hours of the day and night.

 

 

 

I just played the video and it's set off one of the blighters in a neighbour's garden.

22 hours ago, Moonlover said:

There's nothing wrong with those cocks. It's an urban myth that cocks start to crow at dawn. 

 

https://animals.mom.com/silkie-chickens-start-crowing-6531.html

Not sure about that, as mine only seems to wake up at dawn ...

... coincidentally, as does the rest of me.

 

Oh Krap ... wrong forum

I just yell .. shut the flock up…. Works sometimes 

On 12/2/2022 at 1:16 PM, Don Chance said:

If you are offended by babies crying, dogs barking or a rooster cucking. You haven't lived  enough on this planet yet.

If I was as old as the vampire Lestat I'd still want to suck them all dry if they disturb my sleep. That's why I don't live in a Thai village. 

Speaking of cocks in the barnyard and other animals...and the BIGGEST cock of all....

 

Then...must have been this cock...

 

 

 

 

 

Yet Another Even Bigger and Long-lasting Cock:  (YaBLC)

 

 

Please Note:  YaST is great!

 

YaST:  YET ANOTHER SETUP TOOL

 

Nothing wrong with Jimi's...

 

His member lives on.

 

Edited December 3, 20223 yr by GammaGlobulin

 

In fact, the Roosters of Thailand have been the ruin of many fine houses in Thailand.

 

Would you ever choose to live near a neighbor who raised roosters?

 

Roosters are the single greatest factor which causes real estate values to decrease so rapidly.

 

Let's say, for example, that you want to read a book.

Or, let's say that you want to listen to the Well Tempered Clavier.....JS Bach...BOOK ONE!

 

Would you ever choose to listen to JS Bach's WTC while also listening to a ROOSTER?

 

 

I do NOT like Richter's interpretation of JS Bach, by any means!

 

But, Richter is still better than a Rooster.

 

I like Angele Hewitt....

 

 

Anytime I am listening to Angela Hewitt, and when I am also listening to Thailand Roosters, then I become so very upset.

 

 

 

FK ROOSTERS!

 

 

Edited December 3, 20223 yr by GammaGlobulin

4 am?  Sounds like a  cock-up. 

On 12/2/2022 at 2:28 PM, Bazerino said:

Arm yourself with a sling shot & some soft ammo & after a week or two they will recognise you & may think twice about cockadoodledoing near where you sleep.....

You are crediting that Thai chook with way too much intelligence here. After a "week or two", the OP will either have a pretty good aim or a bloody sore arm. Probably both.

Peacocks are worse than cocks as far as noise goes. Get a python for a few days from the snake show girl.

Not feeling too cocky this morning ?

20 minutes ago, talahtnut said:

Not feeling too cocky this morning ?

Try some of this:

 

Spill the wine,

Take that pearl....

 

 

17 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Would you ever choose to listen to JS Bach's WTC while also listening to a ROOSTER?

Yes,  Bach was far too cocky.

and no idea of a chune.

On 12/4/2022 at 3:52 AM, NanLaew said:

You are crediting that Thai chook with way too much intelligence here. After a "week or two", the OP will either have a pretty good aim or a bloody sore arm. Probably both.

Lol

 

On 12/4/2022 at 3:52 AM, NanLaew said:

You are crediting that Thai chook with way too much intelligence here. After a "week or two", the OP will either have a pretty good aim or a bloody sore arm. Probably both.

 

On 12/4/2022 at 9:23 PM, talahtnut said:

Yes,  Bach was far too cocky.

and no idea of a chune.

Thank you. 

Chune is new to me. 

I now know the meaning. 

What is the origin?