Which woman is right for you?

[VinnieK]

You ask a woman..

 

How far from here is town/place X?

(It has to be a place reasonably close and familiar)

Woman A.   Not far...I can drive you there. ????‍♂️

Woman B.  20 minutes...????‍♂️

Woman C.  30 kms...East of here.

 

Obviously, woman C is a rare specimen.

Don't let her go away!

 

 

 

 

[Kwasaki]

'A'  if is a Porsche. 

[OneMoreFarang]

Woman D.   Yes Mister

Ok, come with me. ???? 

 

[Dmaxdan]

Woman C must be one of those unscrupulous taxi drivers who picks up naive tourists from the airport and takes them on a long winded tour when in reality, their hotel is only a kilometer away.

[CharlieH]

I always get "mai roo ka" ! ????