Thailand’s Health Security Office to give out 94.5m free condoms

[snoop1130]

 

The National Health Security Office (NHSO) plans to distribute 94.5 million condoms, free of charge, to gold health card holders of “reproductive age”, starting on February 1st at health service units, primary health service units and community clinics.

 

NHSO Secretary-General Jadej Thammatacharee said that the card holders must register via the “Pao Tang” app, so that they can receive ten condoms per week, free of charge, for 52 weeks.

 

Vending machines dispensing free condoms will be installed in Pattaya and card holders can get the condoms fromFebruary 14th, which coincides with the Valentine’s Day.

 

Full Story: https://www.thaipbsworld.com/thailands-health-security-office-to-give-out-94-5m-free-condoms/

 

-- © Copyright Thai PBS 2023-01-23

 

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[ThailandRyan]

Where's the Que start.....

 

Must register for the poon tang app to get your free condoms...

Edited January 23, 2023 by ThailandRyan

[findlay13]

This has to be a joke ????. "Pao Tang"

[scubascuba3]

Too small no doubt

[ThailandRyan]

24 minutes ago, findlay13 said:

This has to be a joke ????. "Pao Tang"

And it's not even April fools day yet.

[hotchilli]

11 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

And it's not even April fools day yet.

But Valentines day is just around the corner.. never miss a golden opportunity.

[ThailandRyan]

35 minutes ago, hotchilli said:

But Valentines day is just around the corner.. never miss a golden opportunity.

But April Showers bring may flowers not Golden showers

[The Theory]

16 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

plans to distribute 94.5 million condoms, free of charge, to gold health card holders of “reproductive age”

And those who must use it will never use or just use them as balloons ????

[Burma Bill]

18 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

Vending machines dispensing free condoms will be installed in Pattaya

Sign by vending machine???

 

[phetphet]

Expect they will shortly be seen being sold on small stalls everywhere.

[sniggie]

2 hours ago, The Theory said:

And those who must use it will never use or just use them as balloons ????

A friend of my wife (a teenage schoolgirl) was staying with us for a while. Her school shoes were grubby so I offered her our shoe polish. She declined and took a condom out of her bag, opened it and proceeded to clean her shoes with it. Apparently the lubricant was just right for getting a good shine.

 

Presumably the condoms were given out at school as part of a sex education lesson. I guess lesson 2 would be telling the pupils what they were really for! 

[billd766]

I sed them every day for a month or so in Bangkok back in 1993. I had an ingrowing toenail that had to be dressed every day.

 

The condoms were a perfect fit for my big toe to cover the dressing when I had a shower to keep the dressing dry. 

 

The company wouldn't sign them off as legitimate expenses though.

[toofarnorth]

56 minutes ago, Burma Bill said:

Sign by vending machine???

 

There was a young man from Tashkent who's tool was excidently bent

To save himself trouble he stuffed it in double and instead of coming he went.

[PETERTHEEATER]

2 hours ago, Burma Bill said:

Sign by vending machine???

 

The best graffiti I saw on a condom vending machine was the felt tip pen scrawl

'This is the worst chewing gum I have ever tasted'

[Joseph98765]

10 per week...for 52 weeks, what a horny generation...5555

[kickstart]

8 hours ago, Burma Bill said:

Sign by vending machine???

 

Or

Worst chewing gum I have ever brought.

 

Buy one to stop one.

[proton]

Applicants must show their marriage certificates, no bar girls need apply ????