Announcement

As of 1st July 2007, Britain is Smoke Free.

In keeping with the new regulations, Glasgow Airport would like to remind all Muslim passengers that they must extinguish themselves before entering the Terminal building.

Thank You.

Bluddy cracker JD.

I'm flying back to UK on a visit arriving July 7th so I'll file a special report from the Fox, Chapel lane, Farnborough a veritable bastion of unhealthy habits including smoking.

Breaking News...

Police have named the driver of the failed terrorist attack at Glasgow Airport.

He has been named as Singed Majeep.

They also believe that he was celebrating the Muslim Festival of RAMAVAN...

:D

I got the one about his name yesterday but the RAMAVAN bit was missing. Excellent

I wondered at first, what on earth are you posting this in here for?

And then I read the content

But I still think it was in bad taste, or so I was told, just a little bit over done, maybe next time lightly flame grill instead of full on BBQ.

Moss

This thread has given me the best laugh, followed by laugh after laugh, for a long time! Fab!

I just told 3 Jocks I am working with the Ramavan one, they laugh till crying!

Good one JD.

Did you see the interview on National ITV news? This is fair dinkum... no bull.

The reporter asked "What message do you have for the bombers?"

He replied "This is Glasgow... we'll just set about you"

The reporter asked how he restrained the guy and he said "Me and other folk were just tryin tae get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him"!!!

Classic!!!

Do I dare ask for a clarification to that, Jai Dee? =)

Btw: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=569_1183238524 - Raw footage from Glasgow Airport Terror Attack