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Thai Cocks

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Thai cockerels say, "eak-i-eak-eak"

Scottish ones say, "cock-aye-doodle-dae"

They sound exactly the same to me? :o

Are they actually saying the same thing?

American pigs say 'oink' and it's the cows who say 'moo.' It's difficult to teach the "Old McDonald Had a Farm" song to Thai children, because the animals say all the wrong things.

LuckyDog, the Thais have big bananas.

I must say your topic title will attract alot of member views (both sexes)

on the topic, animals "speak" differently in every country

btw, "eak-i-eak-eak" sounds like snoop dogg's to me

Thai cockerels say, "eak-i-eak-eak"

Scottish ones say, "cock-aye-doodle-dae"

They sound exactly the same to me? :o

Are they actually saying the same thing?

I think you need to find a job . . . . Those long days in Khon Kaen are making your brain mushy.

Thai cockerels say, "eak-i-eak-eak"

Scottish ones say, "cock-aye-doodle-dae"

They sound exactly the same to me? :o

Are they actually saying the same thing?

Old McDanai had a Farm,...? ee ai ee ai o......

Whatever.

Thai cockerels say, "eak-i-eak-eak"

Scottish ones say, "cock-aye-doodle-dae"

Are they actually saying the same thing?

No, Thai ones are saying, where's the Mekong, the Scottish ones are saying, where's the Glenfiddich..

Should a Moo be a cow, not a pig.....

It's the same with Frogs. My Mrs says they sound like "Hop, hop" but in the UK we say they sound like "rebbit, rebbit".

OMG, why am i replying to this. I too need to get back to work :o

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What about dogs? "

"Hong Hong Hong!"

Dogs say, 'how how' in Thai

It's called mnemonic suggestion, neeranam.

In Germany cocks say kikirikiri, frogs say quark quark and dogs say arf arf.

Howdy,

An old American joke.

Hows is a callgirl and rooster different?

Rooster Crows in the morning "Cock a Doodle Do"

Call Girl Says at night "Any Cock Will Do"

Chung *j*

What about dogs? "

"Hong Hong Hong!"

Hey, on the dog front, ive been convinced since i was 16 that dogs have accents.

In different parts of the world im positive the barks sound different.

Listen when you go about travelling. Its true i tell ya.

Different countries, animals speak different languages as well! :o

Soundman.

Surely this nonsense should be confined to Bedlam, should it not?

Are you suggesting Bedlam is full of nonsense? :o

Are you suggesting Bedlam is full of nonsense? :o

The first rule about fight club is we dont ...................... club. :D

Surely this nonsense should be confined to Bedlam, should it not?

Are you suggesting Bedlam is full of nonsense? :o

YES!

American pigs say 'oink' and it's the cows who say 'moo.' It's difficult to teach the "Old McDonald Had a Farm" song to Thai children, because the animals say all the wrong things.

LuckyDog, the Thais have big bananas.

PB Hi! Thai Condoms are SO tight I can't get them on?

Do they put them on Bananas? If so. Why?

American pigs say 'oink' and it's the cows who say 'moo.' It's difficult to teach the "Old McDonald Had a Farm" song to Thai children, because the animals say all the wrong things.

LuckyDog, the Thais have big bananas.

PB Hi! Thai Condoms are SO tight I can't get them on?

Do they put them on Bananas? If so. Why?

Logical, Lucky. To keep them straight.

American pigs say 'oink' and it's the cows who say 'moo.' It's difficult to teach the "Old McDonald Had a Farm" song to Thai children, because the animals say all the wrong things.

LuckyDog, the Thais have big bananas.

PB Hi! Thai Condoms are SO tight I can't get them on?

Do they put them on Bananas? If so. Why?

Your problem may be application? Condoms should be used on the intimate nether regions, not placed on your head. Although i can see why some men get confused.

American pigs say 'oink' and it's the cows who say 'moo.' It's difficult to teach the "Old McDonald Had a Farm" song to Thai children, because the animals say all the wrong things.

LuckyDog, the Thais have big bananas.

PB Hi! Thai Condoms are SO tight I can't get them on?

Do they put them on Bananas? If so. Why?

Your problem may be application? Condoms should be used on the intimate nether regions, not placed on your head. Although i can see why some men get confused.

OMG. :o

Thanks for that Eek, all these years I've been.......................never mind.

American pigs say 'oink' and it's the cows who say 'moo.' It's difficult to teach the "Old McDonald Had a Farm" song to Thai children, because the animals say all the wrong things.

LuckyDog, the Thais have big bananas.

PB Hi! Thai Condoms are SO tight I can't get them on?

Do they put them on Bananas? If so. Why?

Your problem may be application? Condoms should be used on the intimate nether regions, not placed on your head. Although i can see why some men get confused.

Now, that was funny :o

American pigs say 'oink' and it's the cows who say 'moo.' It's difficult to teach the "Old McDonald Had a Farm" song to Thai children, because the animals say all the wrong things.

LuckyDog, the Thais have big bananas.

PB Hi! Thai Condoms are SO tight I can't get them on?

Do they put them on Bananas? If so. Why?

Logical, Lucky. To keep them straight.

Nope ..... bananas are born bent, it's to keep them fresh :o

I've got a tookay that says '<deleted> you' .... if he say's it seven times before the wind down it's supposed to be lucky.

I'm okay with that then, if it's for keeping bananas fresh.

So long as nobody gets confused in the dark and tries to peel the wrong thing. :o

I'm okay with that then, if it's for keeping bananas fresh.

So long as nobody gets confused in the dark and tries to peel the wrong thing. :o

that's why there is that glow-in-the-dark variance....................I'm not talking about the bananas

A nun peeling a banana - One skin, two skin, three skin, five skin...

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