British

[LaosLover]

2 minutes ago, 0james0 said:

Thay got them there Alabamies in Britville? 

The Welsh are even harder to understand. They sound like they're trying cough up a Brillo pad.

[RichardColeman]

2 hours ago, still kicking said:

So, what is wrong with the Brits? I do have some Brits on my Facebook, try to talk to them at their time, but everybody seems to be sleeping or ignore me so much for British gentlemen or ladies 

Well your time -

6am to 2pm - they are sleeping

2pm to 3pm - they are eating breakfast and do not want a chat.

3pm to 11pm - they are at work, they cannot chat.

11pm to 12pm - they are eating dinner and do not want to chat.

12pm to 3am - they want to relax after work with some tv

3m to 6am - they want a chat but YOU wont talk as YOU are asleep !

 

 

 

[brianthainess]

7 minutes ago, 0james0 said:

I speak American and can never understand what the Brits are saying because they’re accent and the idioms don’t make any sense.

You must be 'aving a tin bath moosh.

US ,Vehericle, Parsta, Rowt, tire, gray ...........

English, Vehicle, Pasta, Route, Tyre, Grey

[bignok]

33 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

I'm half-English. I never hear them refer to themselves as British.

 

Because Great Britain includes Wales, which they regard as the Alabama of the UK.

People on here do.

[bignok]

Why does Great Britain compete as that in Olympics? Only England in rugby and cricket.

 

 

[Victor Laszlo]

1 hour ago, 0james0 said:

I speak American and can never understand what the Brits are saying because they’re accent and the idioms don’t make any sense.

That should be "their" accent old boy, just trying to help with your English comprhension.

[Grumpy one]

Have you thought about changing your brand of deodorant  ?

[LaosLover]

38 minutes ago, bignok said:

People on here do.

I learned to drive in Wales, like most Americans do (it's a mini-industry). I drove through every square foot of it and no other place in Europe has such a variety of scenery in so small a space.

 

The Welsh vastly prefer Americans to The English. Just like when I lived in Suffolk, I ranked higher among the locals than a Londoner. Grudge-wise, the English beat out even the Serbs. Their grudges and accents change every 20 kms headed north.

 

I have English family living in some ex-coal mine slag heap of a town. Three generations later, they're still distinctly English and very anti-Welsh. 

[KannikaP]

3 hours ago, still kicking said:

Nice but I am not British 

I do realise that we can not all be perfect!  555

[blackshadow]

4 hours ago, still kicking said:

So, what is wrong with the Brits? I do have some Brits on my Facebook, try to talk to them at their time, but everybody seems to be sleeping or ignore me so much for British gentlemen or ladies 

big time difference to here from uk...

they need to sleep as well !!!!!!

[bignok]

4 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

I do realise that we can not all be perfect!  555

Average Brit

[bignok]

10 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

I learned to drive in Wales, like most Americans do (it's a mini-industry). I drove through every square foot of it and no other place in Europe has such a variety of scenery in so small a space.

 

The Welsh vastly prefer Americans to The English. Just like when I lived in Suffolk, I ranked higher among the locals than a Londoner. Grudge-wise, the English beat out even the Serbs. Their grudges and accents change every 20 kms headed north.

 

I have English family living in some ex-coal mine slag heap of a town. Three generations later, they're still distinctly English and very anti-Welsh. 

Crazy soccer fans. Something wrong with them.

[hotandsticky]

4 hours ago, still kicking said:

Nice but I am not British 

You certainly are not.

[KannikaP]

9 minutes ago, bignok said:

Average Brit           Celebrity American!

[KannikaP]

4 hours ago, still kicking said:

So, what is wrong with the Brits? I do have some Brits on my Facebook, try to talk to them at their time, but everybody seems to be sleeping or ignore me so much for British gentlemen or ladies 

Maybe they ignore you because they do not know what the 4.... you are on about!

You mention 'their time' which is 6 hours behind Thailand. Listen to the phone in radio stations ie LBC or BBC 5 Live etc right now @ 09.53, and you will hear that there are many Brits wanting to talk.......but not to you unfortunately.

[Liverpool Lou]

4 hours ago, still kicking said:

So, what is wrong with the Brits? I do have some Brits on my Facebook, try to talk to them at their time, but everybody seems to be sleeping or ignore me so much for British gentlemen or ladies 

Why should they want to talk to you?

[toofarnorth]

32 minutes ago, LaosLover said:

I learned to drive in Wales, like most Americans do (it's a mini-industry). I drove through every square foot of it and no other place in Europe has such a variety of scenery in so small a space.

 

The Welsh vastly prefer Americans to The English. Just like when I lived in Suffolk, I ranked higher among the locals than a Londoner. Grudge-wise, the English beat out even the Serbs. Their grudges and accents change every 20 kms headed north.

 

I have English family living in some ex-coal mine slag heap of a town. Three generations later, they're still distinctly English and very anti-Welsh. 

Your second paragraph . Suffolk and Norfolk   Southfolk and Northfolk. Slightly off topic ( if a Brit you will get it ). When I K Brunel built the bridge from Devon into Cornwall it was said it let the Devil in to Cornwall. A Cornish man I knew several years ago said ' It did my 'ansum '.

[transam]

Can I guess, you are from the USA..................

[LaosLover]

32 minutes ago, toofarnorth said:

Your second paragraph . Suffolk and Norfolk   Southfolk and Northfolk. Slightly off topic ( if a Brit you will get it ). When I K Brunel built the bridge from Devon into Cornwall it was said it let the Devil in to Cornwall. A Cornish man I knew several years ago said ' It did my 'ansum '.

This is like when I saw Bernard Manning and he said: "You always hear about Islam, but what about 'er lamb?"

 

Alan Partridge really "got" Norwich. 

[0james0]

1 hour ago, Victor Laszlo said:

That should be "their" accent old boy, just trying to help with your English comprhension.

It ain’t no nothing to do with English comprehension, it’s a grammar typo. You should go back to grammar school to learn to differentiate and comprehend the difference. Just trying to help ya there young fella 55!

[KannikaP]

40 minutes ago, bignok said:

Crazy soccer fans. Something wrong with them.

What's this reply all about? Have you never seen soccer fans in other countries?

[transam]

44 minutes ago, bignok said:

Crazy soccer fans. Something wrong with them.

Are you on the right thread, are you even more confused today...?   .

[KannikaP]

Just now, 0james0 said:

It ain’t no nothing to do with English comprehension, it’s a grammar typo. You should go back to grammar school to learn to differentiate and comprehend the difference.

No, it is because YOU do not know the difference between THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE.

And in English it is 'It is nothing to do.................... NOT 'It ain't...........'

YOU should go back to whichever school you attended and get re-educated.

 

2 minutes ago, 0james0 said:

It ain’t no nothing to do with English comprehension, it’s a grammar typo. You should go back to grammar school to learn to differentiate and comprehend the difference.

 

[KannikaP]

2 minutes ago, transam said:

Are you on the right thread, are you even more confused today...?   .

Totally agree. 

[0james0]

2 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

No, it is because YOU do not know the difference between THERE, THEIR, THEY'RE.

And in English it is 'It is nothing to do.................... NOT 'It ain't...........'

YOU should go back to whichever school you attended and get re-educated.

 

 

Ya ain’t got no clue to decipher them dhere typos dhere young fella.  

[LaosLover]

11 minutes ago, bignok said:

Something wrong with all of them.

Cardiff is a great, drunky place to see a show. I saw Status Quo and Boney M there*. Demented.

 

*Not on the same bill, of course. That would have been like older Chav Glastonbury.

 

[bignok]

https://www.politics.co.uk/reference/football-hooliganism/

[Neeranam]

5 hours ago, still kicking said:

So, what is wrong with the Brits?

Please don't tar us all with the same brush.

Big difference between English and other nationalities in UK. 

 

[bignok]

2 minutes ago, Neeranam said:

Please don't tar us all with the same brush.

Big difference between English and other nationalities in UK. 

 

Good movie

[Rimmer]

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