Popular Post GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2023 Dear Friends, I am thinking about trying to survive on nothing but Spanish Extra-Virgin Olive Oil? How long do you think I could last on this kind of diet? Some say that Extra-Virgin Olive Oil is the Elixir of Life. Certainly, I enjoy the taste. I could even chug a gallon of it, if I had my wish. I am tired of the same old Thai-food fare, if truth be told. And, if you do not know, Spanish Extra-Virgin Olive oil is pretty spicy, and has a BITE to it. I would not touch the stuff from Italy, these days, no matter what the price. What are your opinions? How long can I live on nothing but Spanish Oil? Best regards..... Note: Spanish Fly is a MYTH....! 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ohyesuare Posted October 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2023 Hopefully not too long. Try it and let's see. 2 3 4 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fredwiggy Posted October 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2023 I was thinking that someone with your superior intellect would understand the human body needs a variety of essential nutrients to survive, unless you haven't invested any of that high IQ on nutritional information. In that case, no, drinking only Spanish Extra Virgin Olive Oil, although it's a very good quality oil, would leave you spending a lot of time on the toilet, and not enough to post here, unless of course you can multi-task. 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobblybob Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 Considering there is 120 calories per tablespoon in extra virgin olive oil, I would have thought not very long, you would soon become known as great gut gamma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 Until you died. You'd go into ketosis and start burning fat as energy which in itself isn't bad - I mean - that's the point of a ketogenic diet. However - Olive oil isn't going to provide you with the minerals and vitamins that are need to keep you alive. But, nice slow way to kill yourself though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2023 7 minutes ago, Ohyesuare said: Hopefully not too long. Try it and let's see. OK. I WILL! Everybody has heard of the BigMac Diet... But, far too few have heard of my Spanish Extra-Virgin diet.... In my opinion, my body can convert Spanish Oil into all the amino acids I need for life. Also, MAN! Thank you for your interest in my new endeavor to prove that Extra-Virgin oil is all we really need to survive in this world. During my long life, I have had only about THREE Real Virgins.... One in Vietnam. One in PA. One in Tainan. But....I have NEVER HAD.... A girl who was an EXTRA virgin... This is why I have resorted to swilling this Spanish Oil....which tastes even better. I am already hooked on this stuff. I just wish it were not so expensive here, in Thailand. ===== Note: A few weeks ago, I visited the shops and purchased about THREE GALLONS of this oil.... Must have cost me about BAHT...5000, or more.... Still, I think it's gonna be worth it!!!!! What do you think? a. Better to have a REAL virgin? b. Better to have an Olive virgin? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 (edited) 10 minutes ago, connda said: But, nice slow way to kill yourself though. Still, Olive Oil is better than this.....! NICHOLAS CAGE was a MUCH better actor than I originally gave him credit for being...until.... I watched this movie... And also one other. Unfortunately, he wasted his talent, at times....on stupid films of no import... Edited October 22, 2023 by GammaGlobulin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredwiggy Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: OK. I WILL! Everybody has heard of the BigMac Diet... But, far too few have heard of my Spanish Extra-Virgin diet.... In my opinion, my body can convert Spanish Oil into all the amino acids I need for life. Also, MAN! Thank you for your interest in my new endeavor to prove that Extra-Virgin oil is all we really need to survive in this world. During my long life, I have had only about THREE Real Virgins.... One in Vietnam. One in PA. One in Tainan. But....I have NEVER HAD.... A girl who was an EXTRA virgin... This is why I have resorted to swilling this Spanish Oil....which tastes even better. I am already hooked on this stuff. I just wish it were not so expensive here, in Thailand. ===== Note: A few weeks ago, I visited the shops and purchased about THREE GALLONS of this oil.... Must have cost me about BAHT...5000, or more.... Still, I think it's gonna be worth it!!!!! What do you think? a. Better to have a REAL virgin? b. Better to have an Olive virgin? Your body cannot make amino acids, especially the 8 necessary ones to ensure maintenance. Amino Acids in olive oil Tryptophan 0.0g %0 Threonine 0.0g %0 Isoleucine 0.0g %0 Leucine 0.0g %0 Lysine 0.0g %0 Methionine 0.0g %0 Cystine 0.0g %0 Phenylalanine 0.0g %0 Tyrosine 0.0g %0 Valine 0.0g %0 Histidine 0.0g %0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post save the frogs Posted October 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2023 they should have a "most useless and pointless thread of the year" award. 3 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, save the frogs said: they should have a "most useless and pointless thread of the year" award. Unfortunately, if they did... Then... You would not be able to qualify... No matter how hard you tried. You need to be a Talented Poster to qualify for almost ANYTHING worthy.... This takes talent, Sir.... 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 11 minutes ago, fredwiggy said: Your body cannot make amino acids, especially the 8 necessary ones to ensure maintenance. Amino Acids in olive oil Tryptophan 0.0g %0 Threonine 0.0g %0 Isoleucine 0.0g %0 Leucine 0.0g %0 Lysine 0.0g %0 Methionine 0.0g %0 Cystine 0.0g %0 Phenylalanine 0.0g %0 Tyrosine 0.0g %0 Valine 0.0g %0 Histidine 0.0g %0 In my opinion, all of these amino acids can be synthesized by the human body.... And, so... What? Me worry? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RanongCat Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 In direct answer to the question .........no ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralf001 Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 27 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: Note: A few weeks ago, I visited the shops and purchased about THREE GALLONS of this oil.... Must have cost me about BAHT...5000, or more.... you dont know how much it cost ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenZ Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 (edited) 37 minutes ago, connda said: Until you died. You'd go into ketosis and start burning fat as energy which in itself isn't bad - I mean - that's the point of a ketogenic diet. However - Olive oil isn't going to provide you with the minerals and vitamins that are need to keep you alive. But, nice slow way to kill yourself though. Yes, without amino acids, essential minerals, and vitamins, he would die, no doubt. It would be an interesting experiment to see how long he takes to die. He would become quite sick in less than a week, especially with all that oil sloshing around in his stomach. It will save the Japanese ladies the "pleasure" of meeting him. If I wanted to diet myself to death, I'd rather die by chocolate and ice cream. You'll last longer as they would have the essential amino acids. Edited October 22, 2023 by JensenZ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KannikaP Posted October 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2023 This must be the craziest, pointless post anyone has ever put up on A Now. It used to be an informative, fairly sensible forum, but this takes the biscuit. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 20 minutes ago, Ralf001 said: you dont know how much it cost ? Not exactly. I only know that Extra-Virgin Olive Oil costs .... TOO MUCH! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, KannikaP said: biscuit. No biscuits for me, these days.... ONLY virgin.... Most biscuits, these days, are NOT virgins, as you know... Edited October 22, 2023 by GammaGlobulin 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 39 minutes ago, save the frogs said: they should have a "most useless and pointless thread of the year" award. Get in line, most stupid comes first. The OP's assertion his system will make the amino acids necessary for life from olive oil alone is dietary lunacy, as olive oil is a collection of mono, di and triglycerides of various unsaturated fatty acids. No amines present. It's like making beer without yeast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Get in line, most stupid comes first. The OP's assertion his system will make the amino acids necessary for life from olive oil alone is dietary lunacy, as olive oil is a collection of mono, di and triglycerides of various unsaturated fatty acids. No amines present. It's like making beer without yeast. Look, Sir... I REALIZE that you do NOT realize just how much I appreciate your good comments. And this just proves how much you do not know about me. I have the GREATEST respect for a chemist who has spent most of his life solving real=world problems in chemistry. Therefore, I am just saying that you go me wrong, Sir. I DO respect you.... Even though...I am sure... You don't even care.... Take care, Sir! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NextG Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 7 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: Look, Sir... I REALIZE that you do NOT realize just how much I appreciate your good comments. And this just proves how much you do not know about me. I have the GREATEST respect for a chemist who has spent most of his life solving real=world problems in chemistry. Therefore, I am just saying that you go me wrong, Sir. I DO respect you.... Even though...I am sure... You don't even care.... Take care, Sir! On touring Sardinia, I stopped at an olive farm and purchased some freshly made extra virgin olive oil. Some from Noccellara and some from Bosana. It tastes nothing like that blended stuff in a tin that you claim to be superior. It’s just silly to claim that Spanish is better than Italian because you can only afford Spanish or through very limited experience. But of course many of your posts are meant to be silly….. aren’t they👀☺️? 😊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 You know... Sometimes I think... That, IF EVERY DAY were a KINKS' Waterloo Sunset, ...then... I might not even need resort to drinking so much Spanish Olive Oil.... But, no matter how beautiful the song... It's just a song. You cannot live inside it... Forever.... Right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 You see.... The THING about the KINKS, guys, is that the quality and staying-power of their music NEVER DIES.... a. Sure, it is true that I might drink a few gallons of Spanish Extra-Virgin, just to make a name for myself on ThaiVisa... b. But, what would that be, compared to the amazing gift of the KINKS to the world at large? I love Spanish olive oil. I love the KINKS, even more. Anytime I need a boost in spirit, I can ALWAYS depend upon the KINKS to buoy me up. While, drinking a gallon of olive oil always just gives me the runs. Spanish olive oil is my favorite. The KINKS are my favorite band, no contest. Thank gods I am still alive to hear them.... Because... Someday, maybe in the not too-distant future... I might not be able to hear them again... Depending upon where I am heading. And we ALL know where I will be heading, soon. I HATE the sound of harps, anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaSam Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 YES, you will live a very long and healthy life! Please start now, we really need a few less time wasters on this forum... soon! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2023 Baby, I feel good From the moment I rise.... I Feel good from morning Till the end of the day... Take a sip of Virgin Oil, each and every hour... And feel as I..... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post save the frogs Posted October 22, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 22, 2023 54 minutes ago, CanadaSam said: YES, you will live a very long and healthy life! Please start now, we really need a few less time wasters on this forum... soon! He promised he would quit the forum. But unfortunately he is not a man of his word. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 What are we living for? Do you think you could EMIGRATE? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 Are you running out of topic ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
save the frogs Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 7 minutes ago, Jingthing said: Are you running out of topic ideas? if the topic is outrageous, then you can never run out of ideas. that's the whole point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 26 minutes ago, save the frogs said: he is not a man I OBJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted October 22, 2023 Author Share Posted October 22, 2023 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Jingthing said: Are you running out of topic ideas? Who? Me? Never..... Ever! (Running out of ideas? You gotta be joking. Right? I still have a few Freudian allusions yet to be posted.) Edited October 22, 2023 by GammaGlobulin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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