If I could turn back time…

[AustinRacing]

Recovering from high fever (40+) in hospital since last night. Early this morning the two gorgeous nurses in tight clothing returned prepared to give me a rub down/shower. What did I say “oh that’s fine, I’m feeling better this morning, I think I can manage to shower by myself”. As the fever subsides and getting back to normal, somehow Cher’s famous song comes to mind. 
Stupid stupid stupid farang, I say. Apologies to all red blooded males who fantasize about this kind of stuff. I let us all down. 🥺🥺🥺

[stoner]

13 minutes ago, AustinRacing said:

Recovering from high fever (40+) in hospital since last night. Early this morning the two gorgeous nurses in tight clothing returned prepared to give me a rub down/shower. What did I say “oh that’s fine, I’m feeling better this morning, I think I can manage to shower by myself”. As the fever subsides and getting back to normal, somehow Cher’s famous song comes to mind. 
Stupid stupid stupid farang, I say. Apologies to all red blooded males who fantasize about this kind of stuff. I let us all down. 🥺🥺🥺

 

hey look at it this way....at least they didn't have to see your pink panties. 

[BenStark]

41 minutes ago, AustinRacing said:

Apologies to all red blooded males who fantasize about this kind of stuff.

 

OMF will be here soon with pictures

[Gottfrid]

If I coluld turn ba'ck time...... sorry, my Thai friend told me we have a lot of time. Sorry but happy.

[advancebooking]

Same thing happened with me at Bumrungrad over 15 yrs ago. Shower time was great. She was having a good look down there. I was trying not to get aroused. Should have asked her to add Line

[OneMoreFarang]

3 hours ago, BenStark said:

 

OMF will be here soon with pictures

I am not the only one who bought a nurse uniform for their girl to play with. But obviously I wouldn't publish any private pictures.

[OneMoreFarang]

I guess the problem is that if you really need their help then you won't be up to do a lot of things.

And if you would be able to perform then you don't need them and they won't ask.

But you can still try to ask even if you don't need it. Maybe one of the nurses likes a little OT. 

[scubascuba3]

i had a nurse hold my penis while i was having vasectomy stitches out

[spidermike007]

Yes you definitely let us all down, never say no to a shower and a rub down from two beautiful nurses. That should be a lifelong rule. 

 

You will like the regret this for many years to come. 

[Ralf001]

I spent 120 days in hospital last year..... daily bed baths were definitely the highlight.

[nikmar]

i was shaved - sack n surrounding areas - before a hernia op a few years ago. mid 30 s and very pretty. It was like having a vibrator rubbed all over my sensitive areas. Unfortunately, I was on a ward and the privacy curtain wouldnt close leaving a large gap for the 2 old fellas in beds opposite me to get a good eyeful. They seemed to have a good laugh about it all. i was desperately trying to think of something boring or de- arousing - Maggie thatcher, arsenal FC, Dan brown books, Lung tu, Volvo cars etc- to de escalate the sitution.

 

uncomfortable to say the least. 

[sirineou]

10 hours ago, AustinRacing said:

Recovering from high fever (40+) in hospital since last night. Early this morning the two gorgeous nurses in tight clothing returned prepared to give me a rub down/shower. What did I say “oh that’s fine, I’m feeling better this morning, I think I can manage to shower by myself”. As the fever subsides and getting back to normal, somehow Cher’s famous song comes to mind. 
Stupid stupid stupid farang, I say. Apologies to all red blooded males who fantasize about this kind of stuff. I let us all down. 🥺🥺🥺

First , 

sorry about your fever, glad you are feeling better , 4o+ is high and dangerous 

But it is also known to induce hallucinations, did you ask the nurses if that really happened or di you imagine it because of the fever,  If they say yes it did happen it might give you an opening  to revisit the offer.  LOL

And why are your emojis working but mine are not. Who do you know at Asean Now?  555

[sirineou]

3 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

i had a nurse hold my penis while i was having vasectomy stitches out

We need more clarification. 

Male or  Female nurse? and hands ot twicers? LOL

[AustinRacing]

26 minutes ago, sirineou said:

First , 

sorry about your fever, glad you are feeling better , 4o+ is high and dangerous 

But it is also known to induce hallucinations, did you ask the nurses if that really happened or di you imagine it because of the fever,  If they say yes it did happen it might give you an opening  to revisit the offer.  LOL

And why are your emojis working but mine are not. Who do you know at Asean Now?  555

Unfortunately it was real. 😭😭😭😭

[AustinRacing]

Update guys-I’m still in hospital receiving antibiotics. The two hotties been coming in with the same offer. But the damn wife (god love her) has decided to stay with me all along. Is it because she loves me or wants to make sure I don’t receive extra-marital joy. One never knows. 

[Lacessit]

18 minutes ago, AustinRacing said:

Update guys-I’m still in hospital receiving antibiotics. The two hotties been coming in with the same offer. But the damn wife (god love her) has decided to stay with me all along. Is it because she loves me or wants to make sure I don’t receive extra-marital joy. One never knows. 

IMO the medications they are giving you are causing hallucinations. Also confusion, because you should know the answer already.

Edited January 21 by Lacessit

[steven100]

those two nurses are still giggling at your response ...   they've seen more than you could ever imagine !

[AustinRacing]

3 minutes ago, steven100 said:

those two nurses are still giggling at your response ...   they've seen more than you could ever imagine !

Yeah rub it in why don’t you? 🤣🤣🤣

[Ben Zioner]

6 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

i had a nurse hold my penis while i was having vasectomy stitches out

I got a stitchless vasectomy, in Buriram. Yours must have been before WW II.

[sirineou]

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If I could turn back time…

I know you guys are not very science evadcated. like me ,  

But I saw this dude on Youtube. Neil the grass something  (What a name right?) any way the dude said that time travel is very dangerous!!

Apparently, you could meet yourself and you both become a pair of ducks .   Not sure why and how, but that would suck if you ask me.Then he said something meeting your grandparents, and something happening to your parents ,,, and it got very confusing. I lost the plot there. 

Edited January 21 by sirineou

[richard_smith237]

1 hour ago, sirineou said:

I know you guys are not very science evadcated. like me ,  

But I saw this dude on Youtube. Neil the grass something  (What a name right?) any way the dude said that time travel is very dangerous!!

Apparently, you could meet yourself and you both become a pair of ducks .   Not sure why and how, but that would suck if you ask me.Then he said something meeting your grandparents, and something happening to your parents ,,, and it got very confusing. I lost the plot there. 

 

I watched a documentary where it happened...

A guy had this special car and went back in time, accidentally met his mum who developed a crush on him and nearly caused her not to meet his dad, he was nearly erased from existence... 

 

[sirineou]

2 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

I watched a documentary where it happened...

A guy had this special car and went back in time, accidentally met his mum who developed a crush on him and nearly caused her not to meet his dad, he was nearly erased from existence... 

 

Yea I hate when that happens. 

[scubascuba3]

10 hours ago, sirineou said:

We need more clarification. 

Male or  Female nurse? and hands ot twicers? LOL

She was a pretty young nurse, hand held. I didn't understand most of what she said but she did refer to me as butterfly

[scubascuba3]

7 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

I got a stitchless vasectomy, in Buriram. Yours must have been before WW II.

Thailand is a bit backward, 2021

[Ben Zioner]

9 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

She was a pretty young nurse, hand held. I didn't understand most of what she said but she did refer to me as butterfly

That's why you got the stitches, she wanted to see you again.

[Bday Prang]

42 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

she did refer to me as butterfly

are you sure she wasn't referring to the stitches?

 

[Bday Prang]

     "Don't worry sir there is no need to be embarrassed many get an erection during this kind of procedure"   The nurse said

     " but I don't have an erection" I protested

     " But  I have "       "She"  replied hoarsely

[scubascuba3]

19 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

are you sure she wasn't referring to the stitches?

 

Possible, my feeling was 2 nurses were talking about me while removing the stitches. I was going to say, I'm not a butterfly, I'm a helicopter, but decided not to bother