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Guillotine best salve for dental pain?

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My Fellow Dental-pain Sufferers:

 

I have often felt (deeply) that the French Guillotine is the most humane salve for dental pain.

 

I mean, once that peerless blade strikes the nape of the neck, then all dental suffering is put to an end, for good.

 

My only question is....

Where can I get one in Chiang Mai?

 

Dental pain is just about the worst pain that I have known....

 

So, just to distract me from my suffering, does anyone on TV have links to some songs that might divert my attention from my teeth torture?

 

Any help you might provide to me, will be greatly appreciated BY me....

 

Sure, you might say that I could just go to visit a dental technician nearby.

But, I never like to have someone else's hands in my mouth, unless I am confident that I know that they know what they are doing.

 

I DO know of a great dentist in Chiang Mai, but it's not so easy to get there, park, and then return, driving straight on the roads of Chiang Mai, if one is already bonkers due to the pain of the dental proceedures.

 

Why do humans even NEED teeth, anyway?

 

Aren't teeth, these days, almost considered vestigial parts of the human body?

I would have preferred to not have been born with these problematic parts that cause nothing but pain and suffering.

 

So then, any thoughts about these points of suffering provided to us by an UNJUST GOD?

 

Painfully yours,

Gamma

 

Note:  Here is an image I found on the internet which shows my idea of COMPLETE BLISS, and release from my suffering:

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Such an amazing image, actually, I think....

Enjoy!

 

If ONLY this could be ME!

 

 

 

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Looks like a MAJOR Toothache is coming to a head.....!

 

OFF with my head....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

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What about.....if.....

I asked my neighbor to run me over with her car?

 

Might this distract me from the pain of my tooth?!!!?

 

I would gladly pay her 50 Baht to do so!

 

Even better if my 85-year-old neighbor looked like ....THIS!

 

 

Give me some....Cocaine, Man...anything to salve me toothache....

 

This tooth is just KILLING me!

 

Note:  Ever noticed that Clapton, almost always, has black girls behind him singing....Do-Dah...All the Live Long Day?

 

I LOVE the black girls when they go.....LOU REED!

 

Note: CLAPTON...FULL BLAST....Best salve for toothache....known to Man!

 

 

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Very sorry, guys...but.....

 

Almost NO music is better than that music which was performed in Tokyo, in the past years, when such greats, including Jeff Beck played there.

 

I really do not know why...

But, those few years in Tokyo were GOLDEN YEARS......

 

And, just recalling those times....helps me to endure the magnificent and beautiful and godly pain of my toothache, which I am now enduring at this present moment, even though I am now taking a DOUBLE DOSE of Amoxicillin.

 

Therefore, please forgive me if I show you, and me, too, what Tokyo Music USED to be like, an experience never to be repeated, with this dumbed down music culture, this whitewashed music culture, we are now living through.....

 

I am sure that you know what I mean, and so no need to talk further about it, since my tooth pain is what I am, mostly, trying to alleviate....

 

Anyway, as you can see....This rendition of Cocaine in Tokyo in 1988 is far better than the stupid version at Albert Hall....even though BOTH are magnificent.  BUT, the one at Albert Hall had fools dancing in the aisles, which totally ruined the ambiance.

 

 

 

That black dude guitarist was REALLY smoking, in Tokyo....

Guess you might not find that vibe at the Royal Albert Hall, usually....

 

Note.  Thank the gods...I read Chinese and Jap.  Makes life in East Asia so much the better.  Eat your hearts out...guys.....

 

Note2:  Who is that old guy on the keyboards?

 

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30 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Very sorry, guys...but.....

 

Almost NO music is better than that music which was performed in Tokyo, in the past years, when such greats, including Jeff Beck played there.

 

I really do not know why...

But, those few years in Tokyo were GOLDEN YEARS......

 

And, just recalling those times....helps me to endure the magnificent and beautiful and godly pain of my toothache, which I am now enduring at this present moment, even though I am now taking a DOUBLE DOSE of Amoxicillin.

 

Therefore, please forgive me if I show you, and me, too, what Tokyo Music USED to be like, an experience never to be repeated, with this dumbed down music culture, this whitewashed music culture, we are now living through.....

 

I am sure that you know what I mean, and so no need to talk further about it, since my tooth pain is what I am, mostly, trying to alleviate....

 

Anyway, as you can see....This rendition of Cocaine in Tokyo in 1988 is far better than the stupid version at Albert Hall....even though BOTH are magnificent.  BUT, the one at Albert Hall had fools dancing in the aisles, which totally ruined the ambiance.

 

 

 

That black dude guitarist was REALLY smoking, in Tokyo....

Guess you might not find that vibe at the Royal Albert Hall, usually....

 

Note.  Thank the gods...I read Chinese and Jap.  Makes life in East Asia so much the better.  Eat your hearts out...guys.....

 

Note2:  Who is that old guy on the keyboards?

 

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Just in case you might not know...

In 1988, East Asia was a totally different place, almost unrecognizable by youth, today.

Those were wonderful days.

 

These days, though, I am confident that we have better dental care for those who can both afford it, and for those who do not fear the dentist too much to take advantage of it.

 

I do not fear my dentist.

She is HOT, Baby.

 

And, I love it when she gives me the needle, too!

 

 

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IMHO....

The best way to endure pain, throughout the night...is just to....

BURY ONESELF IN MUSIC....

 

MUSIC LIKE THIS....

 

 

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SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Take the Pain!

Take the Pain!

 

 

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Of course....

 

The pain of a toothache is not quite like....

 

The pain of dying.

 

Never underestimate the pain....

 

In either case.

 

God gave us pain in order to motivate us to seek everlasting salvation in His arms.

 

God!

Please....

 

Rid me of my toothache!

 

 

 

 

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Never underestimate the beauty and godliness of PAIN.....!

 

When the pain comes, then...the thrill....

Goes away.

Totally.

 

 

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In my opinion.....

 

Anytime you want to divert yourself from either the pain of life, the pain of a toothache...or, in some cases, the pain of end-of-life cancer pain...

 

Then, just blast this music....

 

 

 

Talking Heads is almost as good as Tramadol....with far fewer side effects....

 

To all those in pain, at this time, my heart goes out to you....because....

 

It's almost IMPOSSIBLE to live with pain.

 

And....

 

a.  Love is pain

b.  Life is pain

c.  And, being crucified is both beautiful and painful.....  Christ knows!

 

Life is just one travesty after the next.

 

Hope you guys have a great sense of denial....because...

You will need it to reach old age....

 

fU...my God!

 

Thankfully, I am not a believer.

 

Otherwise, if I thought there was a god, a God, or gods, the pain of life might just be much more difficult to take.

 

So....next time....you consider giving birth to a tiny human.....

Think TWICE....because.....

He or She will probably not thank you, ....

In the end.

 

fU, Mom!

 

You bore me into a world of pain.

What the FK were you thinking......?

Anyway!

 

Haha....this....

Human Condition...is...just....so....

IDIOTIC.....

 

 

 

 

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IMHO.....

 

We need to bring back the chastity belt for ALL WOMEN....

 

I wish my Mom had had one.....

 

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And so...my best advice to you women out there.....

 

Fornication is Fine....

 

BUT.....

 

Think Twice before giving birth.

 

Otherwise, you women who give birth might be accused of something like EXTERNALIZATION in which YOU take the risk...but...the 

CONSEQUENCES are born by your Fing offspring.

 

You girls can easily get along with have just DOLLS, girls.

 

No real need to give birth, and have your offspring bear the consequences and the tragedies of your decisions to give birth.

 

As I posted on another Topic....

You girls are culpable of EXTERNALIZATION!

 

 

Control your hormones, girls.

 

Otherwise, your wombs might cause MASSIVE hardship for untold millions!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I could explain this to you....

But, for fks sake, you would not even listen to me....

 

So...

 

Just pay attention to this definition:

 

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That's right, girls.

 

You fornicate, and think nothing of it.

 

But, it is we who suffer from the risks you take.

 

fU, Mom!

 

 

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IMHO...the best anodyne for....

 

a.  Life in general

b.  Toothache

 

IS:  Cognac

 

Anyone here wish to contest my humble opinion?

 

 

If you want  REAL PAIN...then....just listen to Cash and Heart of Gold....

 

 

Neil Young was less painful...

 

 

 

 

AND, I'M GETTIN' OLD....

 

Wish I could find a heart of gold.

 

I've been searching for a heart of gold in Pattaya, and in Hua Hin, and...

 

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Donovan.

 

 

 

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Thanks, Mom.

 

You had the choice.

 

You could have done the right thing, and used birth control.

 

Or, you could have chosen to have me, your baby.

 

You made the WRONG choice.

 

Did you really think I would thank you for birthing me into this world?

 

REALLY?

 

She must not have been thinking very logically, actually....

 

After all....she had seen the holocaust, and the fire bombing of Tokyo, and man's inhumanity to man, and so much more?

 

So...then...was my mother COMPLETELY CRAZY??????

Surely, she must have been.

 

Otherwise, why would she have had ME?

 

Makes no sense to me, logically.

But, she must have had a very strange love for me....

 

 

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So, anyway....

 

I guess my mother was not stupid, intellectually.

 

However, why didn't she pay more attention to world events, just before she decided to create me?

 

You might have thought that she would have had a LOT more sense than this!

 

 

 

Talk about an EXTERNALITY!

 

My Mom never thought much about.....

Much...

It seems.

 

My advice to young women is....

 

Think before your fornicate without protection....

 

And, NO Baby Book can compensate for the consequences of either a Thermonuclear Device, or for Global Warming, or for so much more.

 

Think before your FKK, girls.

And, do not give birth....unless you wish to not....Do No Harm....

 

 

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I guess my Mom never watched this video, just before I was born.....

 

Was she crazy?

 

No, not crazy.

 

She just wanted to have a doll house, with real dolls...

That's all.

 

Probably never thought beyond this point to consider the real-life aspects of what it might mean to add another sentient being into this world.

 

Not that I am particularly....sentient....

Of course.

 

 

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If YOU are in severe dental (or marital) pain at this moment....then...please....

 

Watch THIS:

 

 

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Here is why I was born:

 

This is my mother....

 

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She thought, at the time of this photo, that having a family might be just like playing dolls, with her doll house.

 

Later, she realized that Playing House, in real life, is not the same, and not as simple, as giving birth to Real Humans.

 

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Unfortunately, in my Mom's doll house, of the 1920's, she had not made room for an Atomic Bomb Bunker.

 

But, still, before she gave birth to me, ....

 

For sure....

 

If she had been reading the news....then....she SHOULD HAVE KNOWN something about....

 

a.  The Fire Bombing of Tokyo

 

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Tokyo burns under B-29 firebomb assault." May 26, 1945.

 

b. And THIS...

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c.  So...WTF...Man!

 

I cannot forgive my mother for bringing me into this world.

 

What THE FK was she even THINKING!

 

Talk about CRAZY, Man!

 

d.  Happy Mother's Day!

 

To all mothers in complete denial.

 

e.  Do NOT Do it Girls....!

 

Not unless you wish to bring hardship upon the one you most love.

 

Take HEED, girls!

 

Take heed.....

 

f. Take heed...or....just give head.  Ups to you.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s not teeth but our woeful diet and laziness that is the cause of most dental misery. Of pain, that is life I’m afraid. It is mostly suffering. Never mind, soon you will realise it as a mere blip and will wonder what all the fuss was about. 🙂

On 2/7/2024 at 12:29 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

 

That black dude guitarist was REALLY smoking, in Tokyo....

 

 

Note2:  Who is that old guy on the keyboards?

 

 

The dude on the Yamaha BB5000 5 string bass is Nathan East. Started out in Barry White's band in the early 70's. Over the years played with Clapton, Phil Collins ( in fact co-wrote the hit Easy Lover with Phil), Michael Jackson, Elton John, Herbie Hancock, Steve Windwood, Toto etc etc. Mores the question, who hasn't he played with. 

The young guy on Keyboards is Alan Clark from Dire Straits.

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9 hours ago, RayWright said:

The dude on the Yamaha BB5000 5 string bass is Nathan East. Started out in Barry White's band in the early 70's. Over the years played with Clapton, Phil Collins ( in fact co-wrote the hit Easy Lover with Phil), Michael Jackson, Elton John, Herbie Hancock, Steve Windwood, Toto etc etc. Mores the question, who hasn't he played with. 

The young guy on Keyboards is Alan Clark from Dire Straits.

 

Thanks.

Enjoyed your info.

 

I had a tooth removed recently, a molar, and got a dry socket after the gum didn't heal, leaving the bone exposed underneath. It wasn't a pleasant experience and a guillotine would have come in handy. Instead I took paracetamol, the poor man's guillotine. 

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