So do you er.... fancy a quickie luv? I've been thinking about you all morning.

Scorned hubby meantime, noting Siam's ungentlemanly interest in his spouse was in the bathroom, tooling up for a major ruck as Raleigh's ghosts muttered "Siam my boy, this is beginning to look ugly, I think I'll go check out my crew, back in a jiff, I trust you can cope alone?"

Siam, undaunted readied himself for a scuffle and................................

But every silver lining has a cloud and Siam had not reckoned with a vengeful 55 year old psychopathic scorned husband who found a cuckold's horns not to his liking.........

and who thereapon collapsed, clutching his chest.

Before he became comatose, he* (?) gasped out : "She has a deadly communicable disease. Beware and avast ye ! You may end up speaking like a pirate ina bad film.

Plus, there's one thing I have never told her. Help me pay for the hospital bills and I will reward you. The money is in the ........ (swoons)".

Ok I think that this thread has run it`s course and I guess that Siam will have to find out from another source whether the 55 five years old husband has a mutual understanding or delusional abilities.