I have 'stress'

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, theshu25 said:

Crise wolf

what language is that?

 

bob.

[ChaiyaTH]

3 minutes ago, ABCDBKK said:

Not true. bob has the proud reputation of never leaving a man's behind. 

He didn't leave him behind, he just left him at the gate.

[chickenslegs]

21 minutes ago, ABCDBKK said:

Just wait until the viral video shows up on Thai social media. bob standing in the yard in his pink nightgown and fluffy purple house slippers whilst shouting at the guy in Thai for no good reason. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I'm waiting for the next episode - when the authorities discover that Bob's gate is an illegal build on public land, and tear it down.

[ABCDBKK]

1 minute ago, ChaiyaTH said:

He didn't leave him behind, he just left him at the gate.

Correct, he never left the man's behind. 

[bob smith]

Just now, chickenslegs said:

I'm waiting for the next episode - when the authorities discover that Bob's gate is an illegal build on public land, and tear it down.

my gate is fully legal.

 

I have all the correct permits.

 

bob.

[bob smith]

Just now, ABCDBKK said:

Correct, he never left the man's behind. 

obsessed. 

 

bob.

[jvs]

I just read a similar story,the Thai guy came back later that same day after dark and he did not come alone!

They rammed the gate with a truck and beat up the farang really bad!

I would not want to be Bob today for sure.

Sometimes they wait a few days before the do their revenge,get out while you still can Bob!

 

[ABCDBKK]

Just now, bob smith said:

obsessed. 

 

bob.

So now you are also obsessed with the man's behind? Well, not the first time I guess. 

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, jvs said:

I just read a similar story,the Thai guy came back later that same day after dark and he did not come alone!

The rammed the gate with a truck and beat up the farang really bad!

I would not want to be Bob today for sure.

Sometimes they wait a few days before the do their revenge,get out while you still can Bob!

 

I bet even if I filmed it and put it on here people still wouldn't believe me.

 

They would still side with the drunken fence sitter!

 

bob.

[ABCDBKK]

1 minute ago, jvs said:

I just read a similar story,the Thai guy came back later that same day after dark and he did not come alone!

The rammed the gate with a truck and beat up the farang really bad!

I would not want to be Bob today for sure.

Sometimes they wait a few days before the do their revenge,get out while you still can Bob!

 

He did, he sold everything and left last week. Ran off into the sunset a free man with a cool $800K cash in hand. The world is his oyster!

[jvs]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I bet even if I filmed it and put it on here people still wouldn't believe me.

 

They would still side with the drunken fence sitter!

 

bob.

I believe your story,please believe mine,get out,you are in danger!

 

[ABCDBKK]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

I polite asked him to move

which he did,

but he also swore at me in Thai and kicked my gate.

I think he may have been drunk.

I never understand why these horrible things always happen to the nicest of people. 

[bob smith]

Just now, ABCDBKK said:

I never understand why these horrible things always happen to the nicest of people. 

I know right.

 

bob.

[ABCDBKK]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

I know right.

 

bob.

I wouldn't put up with it. Have you ever considered selling all your valuable assets and leaving the country for good? That should teach them a lesson. 

[quake]

Captain Troll,  at it again.

[bob smith]

Just now, quake said:

Captain Troll,  at it again.

bit like Nigel Farage, eh?

 

does he ever stop trolling the British public?

 

bob.

[Tidal wave]

Is your gate as wooden as your thread. 

[brianthainess]

In 'other related' news; A Thai man is now suffering from stress after being told to move, in a press release, he said " I was quietly sitting on the ground resting my back, looking at my phone, when this rabid falang, told me to move as I stood up I slipped and kicked his gate the pain made me swear out loud'' ..............

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, Tidal wave said:

Is your gate as wooden as your thread. 

it's gold alloy (high precious) actually.

 

bob.

[Tidal wave]

Just now, bob smith said:

it's gold alloy (high precious) actually.

 

bob.

So he was just a bum looking for a kindred spirit then.

[quake]

Ah yes.

 

[bob smith]

Just now, quake said:

Ah yes.

 

'STOP THE BOATS!'

 

😄 😄 😄 

[transam]

Just now, quake said:

Ah yes.

 

Who is........?

If you don't like a bit of fun thread, move on, Nige..........

[Dan O]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

you are beginning to sound like a complete nutter.

 

I think you need to take a step back.

 

bob.

Who's the real nutter bob? Go look in the mirror and you'll find him there, right in front of you.

[Dan O]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

this morning when I was about to take out the trash I saw a thai person sitting in front of my gate.

he was actually leaning on the gate itself

 

I don't know who they were but he was sat down playing with his phone.

 

I polite asked him to move

which he did,

but he also swore at me in Thai and kicked my gate.

I think he may have been drunk.

 

just to be clear, this is a private residence and his back was leaning on my gate.

 

This whole situation has caused me a great deal of stress,

I hope I will be OK.

 

bob.

So now your not in the condo anymore with the crazy Russians,  that's a plus.  Amazing how your sold off everything and cashed out a week ago and suddenly not just back but in a private residence that you paid for?

 

[Artisi]

2 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Please, next time just say good morning, that's what I do, most times they give you a nice smile and a wave. 

 

Thai's are very nice people, I've travelled to over 40 countries, the Thai's are the best. 

 

Try to get along, you'll find your days will be much more enjoyable. 

 

The guy may have personal issues, family problems, he doesn't need you telling him what to do. 

 

Maybe he's the Thai equivalent of Bob.

[Artisi]

47 minutes ago, ABCDBKK said:

I wouldn't put up with it. Have you ever considered selling all your valuable assets and leaving the country for good? That should teach them a lesson. 

trouble is he'll be back in a day or two to start all over again.   

[Artisi]

2 hours ago, ABCDBKK said:

FFS bob, here we go again, another silly "I am the victim in Thailand" post. You can do better than these boring roles you come up with mate. So branch out and finally add some adventure to your fake internet character. Here are some fresh ideas for new roles for you to play:

 

The soiled panty sniffer, the insatiable overeater, the fabulous cross dresser, the marathon runner, the Mount Everest climber, the lady-boy bar owner, the wine taster, the wanted fugitive, the international arms dealer, the dild0 factory owner, the woman’s shoe thief, the food blogger, the Harley gang bikebiker, the gay sauna owner, the village idi0t, the unstable short-order cook, the cocktail bar hostess, the rice farmer, the lunatic asylum escapee, the hi-so trans socialite, the begpacker, the Thai language expert, the cabaret show dancer. 

 

Cmon bob, live a little. The world is your oyster!

you forgot ex Special Services / SAS / Navy Seals.

[OneZero]

This morning as I came down the stair,

I saw a man who wasn't there,

He wasn't there again today,

I wish I wish he'd go away.

[newbee2022]

4 hours ago, bob smith said:

this morning when I was about to take out the trash I saw a thai person sitting in front of my gate.

he was actually leaning on the gate itself

 

I don't know who they were but he was sat down playing with his phone.

 

I polite asked him to move

which he did,

but he also swore at me in Thai and kicked my gate.

I think he may have been drunk.

 

just to be clear, this is a private residence and his back was leaning on my gate.

 

This whole situation has caused me a great deal of stress,

I hope I will be OK.

 

bob.

Press the button of your gate remote control and watch what will happen when the gate opens😉