Glimpsing through some profiles on a well known dating website - purely for research purposes you understand.........I came across this profile from a young lady who is clearly 'working' in Pattaya.  I'm not allowed to post her photo but I wouldn't anyway and I'm not going to reveal any other details but I found it quite amusing.

 

Granted, she's a real looker but as with a lot of females, that can diminish somewhat when the make up's removed.

 

A few Euphemisms but not too difficult to de-cypher - i.e. I think the 'hard deck' is actually measured in baht.

 

She doesn't think a lot of herself does she? 😁 😁 😁

 

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I don’t fly below the hard deck of 6000 feet.

I don’t go to clubs or bars, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink alcohol. Find something else if you want to get my attention.

1/ What are you looking for ?
=> The Holy grail.
I’m not looking for anything specific, I’m open minded so make an offer and I’ll let you know if interested.
If you have nothing to offer, feel free to STFU 🤬

2/ How are you?
How have you been?
How are you doing?
How's everything?
How's it going?
How are things going?
What's going on?
What's new?
What's up?
Whassup?
What are you up to?
=> I’m all good, TY.

3/ Would you like to grab a drink or some food?
I got 100 lunch/ dinner invitations a day and I eat only twice a day…
Put it another way, I don’t go for dinner/drinks (at least at the first meeting).
Indian version: I don’t go for a walk on the beach either.

4/ Are you in Pattaya?
I live in Pattaya, I study in Pattaya, I eat in Pattaya, I sleep in Pattaya, I meet in Pattaya O.N.L.Y. Now you get it ?

5/ If your offer to meet me is 3k, keep your money to buy yourself a new pair of sandals, yours are worn out. Indian version : keep your money to buy yourself a Bombay sandwich.

6/ You are looking for a chat buddy? your plan is to come to Pattaya but you don’t exactly know when? Same previous recommendation => NEXT profile.
You are coming next week? Text me next week then.
In other words, DON’T TEXT me if you are not already in Pattaya or coming in the next few days. Is that clear enough?

7/ Do you have Facebook, insta, WeChat, Snapchat, WhatsApp, fcukchat, etc. I have ONLY LINE. “Only”, are you familiar with this adverb?

8/ Are you falling into one of these categories: Delusional, low-life, time waster, cheap dude, uneducated, poor command of English, staying in guesthouse, drunkard, drug addict, rude, smelly, boring, you like to take a selfie in front of a supercar as if anybody could think it’s yours… To you all, folks, just go directly to the next profile, without hesitation.

9/ Matthew 22:14

10/ To be continued.

Interesting post 

The first thing I thought of as amateur Data analyst is to compile Statistical information and make it into graphs and charts surrounding the info you provided and analysis using analytics to define the answers 

 

I don't want to go off topic but may I ask if anyone here was or is a Data analyst?

She probably no longer reads the long boring replies she gets. If she started looking for a boyfriend, by now doing STs most likely

6 hours ago, MangoKorat said:

2/ How are you?
How have you been?
How are you doing?
How's everything?
How's it going?
How are things going?
What's going on?
What's new?
What's up?
Whassup?
What are you up to?
=> I’m all good, TY.

 

That convinced me. She is clearly an intellectual.