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Went for a facial skin today at Mike's shopping centre 

It's a very big communal room with like 24 beds where everyone lies down next to each other no curtains etc 

 

The girl doing mine every 5 minutes ,"you give me tip ok ?

It was embarrassing the guy in the next bed heard it and I could hear his facial technician say it to him too 

 

This good ? You give me tip ok?

You tip me ok !

Not once but every few minutes 

 

So anyway to cut a long story short ,the guy next bed to me got up to leave  after his facial 

 

 in a broad bogan Aussie accent he said sarcastically to his  facial person  "oh I didn't tip ?

How mean of me eh ? I must be an Aussie 

He turn walked out and I heard him say "<deleted> yas all !

 

 

So anyway after mine , I went to give her 60 baht my technician 

I take it out of my wallet in 20's handing it to her 

More ! More ! She said holding her hand out 

She is saying as I put each 20 in her hand 

More ! Not enough ! 100! 100! 

By this time I had already put 3 X 20's in her hand 

 

By this time other farangs on the beds were looking at me ,I was embarrassed 

 

So I look at her and take the 20's back out of her hand ,she is stunned 

"Ok ok she said give me !

 

I repeat what the Aussie guy just said 

Oh I didn't tip how mean of me eh ?

I must be a Aussie  !

 

And I felt good as I walked out 

I felt like saying it too ..F yas all ...but Im not a bogan 🖕🖕🖕🖕

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, marin said:

lonely old man looking for company, seems males are fine. 

Oh you back Marin?

You ran way from me for awhile 

Glad your back, me & you going to have fun again son, I actually missed you , hadn't seen you in ages Marin ,😂

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11 minutes ago, BigStar said:

I guess we're going to be subjected to a barrage of these fictional stories now.

Yep, now he's in Jomtien every time he has a brain-fart there'll be a new thread

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1 hour ago, georgegeorgia said:

I had a judge say that to me back in,  1992

Was that for the stolen wallets ?  I know nothing ...

 

regards worgeordie

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Do the locals in Thailand consider all foreigners primarly as a cash cow ? Yes, No ?

 

Do you often feel being cheated in a price quote once the other party sees you are a non Thai ?

 

Do they see foreigners flashing around money in girlie bars ?

 

Do we see foreigners in Thailand spending in one go, any amount 1/3 to 1/2 of the median thai wage ?

 

If you answered "Yes" to at least 2 of the questions, strong chances that the OP's story is fully true !!

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When I think of Pattaya, and then ...

When I think of a "facial" in Pattaya

then....

 

I would have paid any amount of Bt. to AVOID one.

 

You can KEEP your facial, Sir.

 

I did not come to Thailand for a facial.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

I thought the golden rule was that as soon as some one asks for a tip, its automatic that a tip is not given... 

You're missing the point. I've been to this place many times and no-one has ever asked for a tip. OP's thread history also suggests he can't afford a facial at this place. Made up story

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5 minutes ago, it is what it is said:

 

I must be a Aussie

 

because they don't teach basic grammar at Australian schools?! 🤣

 

A mod changed the thread title to that so ask about which schools his grammar is instead 😆 

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10 minutes ago, Pattaya57 said:

You're missing the point. I've been to this place many times and no-one has ever asked for a tip. OP's thread history also suggests he can't afford a facial at this place. Made up story

 

Ops posting history is usually why I ignore any thread of his and anything he writes... 

 

But... there is a point - at times I've been asked for a tip... and that kind of grates a little and kind of ruins the benevolence of being kind and showing additional gratitude for a service. 

 

 

 

 

 

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