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Mrs. Smith is really starting to get on my nerves!

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1 minute ago, ChaiyaTH said:

Yeah that is for sure a truth too. It is just something with Thais and their lack of logic in general though, as you can see the same issues in normal business too. Same for them to be extremly selfish in reality (traffic is your first proof).

They say you can tell a lot about a population by how they drive.

 

Bob.

 

 

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  • worgeordie
    worgeordie

    Your starting to get on mine ...Bob ,    regards Worgeordie

  • "Mrs. Smith is really starting to get on my nerves!"   Could it be that Mr. Smith has got on Mrs. Smith's nerves? Watch out, she must be thinking of a younger model too.

  • ChumpChange
    ChumpChange

    I only see 2 options. Up her monthly stipend or chat to her Thai husband and let him know that if she doesn't get in line fast then his booze money will greatly suffer.    bob, I'm really surpr

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1 hour ago, bob smith said:

could be time to trade her in for a younger model 

I trade mine in every 3 or 4 years for a new younger model. 

 

Works for me. 😎

 

Just now, bob smith said:

They say you can tell a lot about a population by how they drive.

 

Bob.

Yes the funny part is no matter in what way you look at it; it seems we are right about it lol.

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2 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:


lightly used?

Haha. 

 

You've got to be joking! 

 

Bob. 

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1 minute ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I trade mine in every 3 or 4 years for a new younger model. 

 

Works for me. 😎

 

We ain't talkin cars here, Safety!! 

 

Bob. 

4 minutes ago, ChaiyaTH said:

I'd never do a new wife again, unless I am that very rare lucky guy meeting the perfect one, that stays perfect for the first 2-3 years. Otherwise better to pay for play.


Well, I'd still consider bob's lightly used wife if she's available without her Thai husband. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

 

I have the exact opposite problem

 

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4 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I trade mine in every 3 or 4 years for a new younger model. 

 

Works for me. 😎

 


That's the amazing thing about Thailand. The men get older, but the women always stay the same age.  

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2 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:


Well, I'd still consider bob's lightly used wife if she's available without her Thai husband. 
 

 

she's damaged goods mate.

 

free to a good home!

 

bob.

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

she's damaged goods mate.

 

free to a good home!

 

bob.


does she at least know her way around the Klingon forest?

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

she's damaged goods mate.

 

free to a good home!

 

bob.

 

Did you not take out the insurance Bob?

I've always found the Lazada/Shopee "damaged goods" guarantee excellent, normally get a label to send them back if it's not right.

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Last time I came home and my wife didn't have supper ready I caught her sliding up and down on our stairway bannister. When I asked what she was doing she said "warming up dinner honey". 

51 minutes ago, Denim said:

 

Where is here exactly ? Could be anywhere between ankles and neck .

Probably up to his eyeball ?

Or is that yet another topic?

 

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

Give her a break, it isn't easy to live with an alcoholic who wants to sleep with anything that has tits.

bob, meal delivery service for now, then send her off to wife obedience school, and soon you should be right as rain. 

1 minute ago, FritsSikkink said:

Give her a break, it isn't easy to live with an alcoholic who wants to sleep with anything that has tits.


I think you meant "has giblets".

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5 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said:

Give her a break, it isn't easy to live with an alcoholic who wants to sleep with anything that has tits.

who's that you speak of?

 

doesn't ring a bell..

 

bob.

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

who's that you speak of?

 

doesn't ring a bell..

 

bob.


he must be referring to that drunken carpet muncher you were having problems with the other day. 

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Just now, nikmar said:

wind up merchant!!!!

who, me or my mrs?

 

bob.

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

by using my credit card do you mean?

 

bob.

Yes, she is telling you to get back on the footpath to earn so she can keep spending. She has as much respect for you as the community of AN do.

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Just now, LS24 said:

Yes, she is telling you to get back on the footpath to earn so she can keep spending. She has as much respect for you as the community of AN do.

so she loves me unconditionally then?

 

bob.

We all know how she feels as you would get on anyones nerves.

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

OK, she's knows where the door is!!

 

bob.

Thought you where living at her place Bob. 

Another cuckold’s story. She will use your credit card to buy the best and the biggest strap-on to try it on you…

 

 

Whoever Tom is ? You should have cooked/made him something to eat, or are you to stupid/lazy to even make a sandwich ?

cook ? Why would you let a guest go to bed hungry, I thought you had better manners than that. 

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

You have to ignore a Thai wife more than she ignores you. My one pisses me off because she treats our 16 year old son like a prince. Now his laptop isn't good enough for his majesty, she wants me to buy him a 35,000 Baht PC while I use a 19 year old computer running on windows 7. I said sure buy it, just earn the money yourself, now they are both pissed off with me.

1 hour ago, EVENKEEL said:

Mall opens at 1100.

Central Rama 9 BKK opens at 10.00

Esplenade BKK opens at 10.00

Siam Paragon opens at 10.00

59 minutes ago, bob smith said:

who's that you speak of?

 

doesn't ring a bell..

 

bob.

Yeh we know you're to tight to ring a bell bob.

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