bob smith Posted Friday at 12:44 AM Share Posted Friday at 12:44 AM 2 hours ago, Mekmong MICK said: In Australia, I'd usually just say something like "gee you look alright" or "show us your knackers" Jesus, I thought my chat up lines were bad! You must have had sore cheeks coming out with lines like that in Aus! bob. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted Friday at 12:49 AM Share Posted Friday at 12:49 AM I have a Ford Raptor, I am very rich , and look, I own a Rolex ,it could turn out better if you had a Ferrari.... good luck regards Worgeordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAFETY FIRST Posted Friday at 01:07 AM Share Posted Friday at 01:07 AM (edited) 3 hours ago, Mekmong MICK said: what are some good topics to start off what could be a lifelong romance Try to get in 'I'm from Australia', chicks dig the Aussies, most of us are genuine, friendly and cashed up. BTW, for a newbie on AN forum, you seem to be handling the nasty, rude replies well. I snap easily, when I was a newbie, I'd reply with similar hostility and aggression, the mods were always disciplining me (spent a few weeks on the sideline 😂). Forums are a strange place, it took me some time to adjust. I'm a tall, very fit guy, I'd never get spoken to in the street in this manner, it really shocked me at first. Edited Friday at 01:31 AM by SAFETY FIRST 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Paulson Posted Friday at 01:13 AM Share Posted Friday at 01:13 AM Ask them if they know any good venereal disease doctors. Make sure they know you’re asking for a friend 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhunLA Posted Friday at 01:13 AM Share Posted Friday at 01:13 AM 51 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said: Do you spot the difference? One's children, the others are 20 yr old (at leas) professionals. Yea, quite the difference. Unless being paid to, no 18-19-20 year old (his preference) is going to be talking to him at 52 yrs old & overweight. You don't need any conversation starter with a pro, besides .... "How much ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Fever Posted Friday at 02:09 AM Share Posted Friday at 02:09 AM 1 hour ago, 1FinickyOne said: which implies you are of an age where 18 year olds would be extremely inappropriate... they are children. Excuse me 18 yr olds are adults, they are type of girl I go with when in Thailand 18 at worst 19 or even 20 shame on you for this, I am looking at you with disappointment eyes ok take care of yourself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekmong MICK Posted Friday at 02:13 AM Author Share Posted Friday at 02:13 AM 2 minutes ago, Yellow Fever said: Excuse me 18 yr olds are adults, they are type of girl I go with when in Thailand 18 at worst 19 or even 20 shame on you for this, I am looking at you with disappointment eyes ok take care of yourself This so much. 18 = adult where I'm from so it's absolutely legal and fine imo. If others don't agree, I'm not fazed. I'll be the one with a beautiful Thai lady while they're stuck on this forum using the WiFi at McDonald's to melt away 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted Friday at 02:23 AM Share Posted Friday at 02:23 AM (edited) 4 hours ago, Mekmong MICK said: I've recently moved to Hua Hin after selling my successful dent repair Well if you do manage to get a girl with your suave chat up lines, I guess if she doesn't match your expectations you could always knock her into shape..... And of course the lovely Australian Foreplay line of "Brace 'yerself Sheila"..... Edited Friday at 02:26 AM by brianthainess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Fever Posted Friday at 02:29 AM Share Posted Friday at 02:29 AM 5 minutes ago, brianthainess said: Well if you do manage to get a girl with your suave chat up lines, I guess if she doesn't match your expectations you could always knock her into shape..... And of course the lovely Australian Foreplay line of "Brace 'yerself Sheila"..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianthainess Posted Friday at 03:45 AM Share Posted Friday at 03:45 AM 5 hours ago, Mekmong MICK said: "gee you look alright" or "show us your knackers" I wouldn't try that on beach road in Pattaya, you might get shown a pair. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAFETY FIRST Posted Friday at 03:51 AM Share Posted Friday at 03:51 AM 5 hours ago, Mekmong MICK said: looking for 18-20yo, Make sure you Check her ID card, she's 18 above. Legally Thai girls can be sexually active at 15yo but legally only school boys can have sex with girls under 18yo. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Fever Posted Friday at 04:16 AM Share Posted Friday at 04:16 AM 23 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said: Make sure you Check her ID card, she's 18 above. Legally Thai girls can be sexually active at 15yo but legally only school boys can have sex with girls under 18yo. That’s very valuable information to know SF i know I have flown close to the sun a few times concerning age of the girls I go with from time to time, it’s so common there so haven’t thought much of it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekmong MICK Posted Friday at 04:18 AM Author Share Posted Friday at 04:18 AM 1 minute ago, Yellow Fever said: That’s very valuable information to know SF i know I have flown close to the sun a few times concerning age of the girls I go with from time to time, it’s so common there so haven’t thought much of it. In South Australia, it's customary to date someone half your age and minus 7. I think there's an old law allowing it 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Fever Posted Friday at 04:22 AM Share Posted Friday at 04:22 AM (edited) 4 minutes ago, Mekmong MICK said: In South Australia, it's customary to date someone half your age and minus 7. I think there's an old law allowing it That sounds interesting.. I’ll keep that in mind Edited Friday at 04:22 AM by Yellow Fever 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekmong MICK Posted Friday at 04:24 AM Author Share Posted Friday at 04:24 AM Just now, Yellow Fever said: That sounds interesting.. I might have to go there one day Just be careful of melting old prunes, Lemming doctors who will likely drug and assault you, and guys who look like they're off their head on meth driving caravans they cook in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Fever Posted Friday at 04:31 AM Share Posted Friday at 04:31 AM 4 minutes ago, Mekmong MICK said: Just be careful of melting old prunes, Lemming doctors who will likely drug and assault you, and guys who look like they're off their head on meth driving caravans they cook in That sounds really dangerous.. I’d just go for the ladies, wouldn’t poke my nose into much else I heard the malls balls there are a pretty great attraction 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekmong MICK Posted Friday at 04:34 AM Author Share Posted Friday at 04:34 AM 2 minutes ago, Yellow Fever said: That sounds really dangerous.. I’d just go for the ladies, wouldn’t poke my nose into much else I heard the malls balls there are a pretty great attraction The Malls Balls are Adelaide's only attraction. It's my third world than where I am now and this is where I am right now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSD1 Posted Friday at 04:42 AM Share Posted Friday at 04:42 AM So a bloke comes to Thailand, flush with cash, and he's asking for advice on how to chat up women? A solid windup. The dent pulling business is a nice, added touch too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekmong MICK Posted Friday at 04:48 AM Author Share Posted Friday at 04:48 AM 5 minutes ago, RSD1 said: So a bloke comes to Thailand, flush with cash, and he's asking for advice on how to chat up women? A solid windup. The dent pulling business is a nice, added touch too. Nice melt DH. I was did a two hour job and made $115 AUD off the sucker customer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted Friday at 04:53 AM Share Posted Friday at 04:53 AM The only advice i can give you is to talk to Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekmong MICK Posted Friday at 04:55 AM Author Share Posted Friday at 04:55 AM Just now, jvs said: The only advice i can give you is to talk to Bob. Yes I've seen posting today and understand he prefers the company of gentlemen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted Friday at 05:05 AM Share Posted Friday at 05:05 AM 6 hours ago, Mekmong MICK said: let other posters have an opportunity to meaningfully contribute Meaningful contributions are generally only posted on meaningful threads. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted Friday at 05:07 AM Share Posted Friday at 05:07 AM (edited) 6 hours ago, Mekmong MICK said: If I had no social skills I wouldn't be making this thread looking to better myself. There's no logic in that assertion. Edited Friday at 05:27 AM by Liverpool Lou 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted Friday at 05:11 AM Share Posted Friday at 05:11 AM (edited) 5 hours ago, KhunLA said: Hi, my name is Mick, I'm 52, a sex tourist, and if you're as desperate as I am for company, I'd love to be your friend .... "Hi, my name is Mick, I'm 52, a sex tourist looking for an 18-year old girl and if you're as desperate as I am for company, I'd love to be your friend ...." Edited Friday at 05:12 AM by Liverpool Lou 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverpool Lou Posted Friday at 05:21 AM Share Posted Friday at 05:21 AM 1 hour ago, Yellow Fever said: 1 hour ago, SAFETY FIRST said: legally only school boys can have sex with girls under 18yo. That’s very valuable information to know SF ...but also false. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAFETY FIRST Posted Friday at 05:34 AM Share Posted Friday at 05:34 AM 12 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said: ...but also false. OK wise guy, let's hear the truth 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celsius Posted Friday at 05:40 AM Share Posted Friday at 05:40 AM I dunno. My Aussie wife was on a work/travel visa in Canada and we were attending the same course. It was a French language course in Montreal. I blurted something nonsensical in class, she giggled and said "you are such a dag". I had no clue what it meant but suddenly we started to fancy each other. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAFETY FIRST Posted Friday at 05:42 AM Share Posted Friday at 05:42 AM (edited) 3 minutes ago, Celsius said: you are such a dag". I had no clue what it meant Something that hangs off a sheep's bum. Edited Friday at 05:44 AM by SAFETY FIRST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblegum Posted Friday at 05:43 AM Share Posted Friday at 05:43 AM Troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekmong MICK Posted Friday at 05:44 AM Author Share Posted Friday at 05:44 AM Maybe I can show ladies how popular I am on the internet to start a conversation. Only 2 days on this rabble of a forum and I am already one of the most popular posters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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