Farangs and Ladyboys

[Yellow Fever]

Be honest how many of you have fallen for the lady boy trap

 

after being there for three weeks I saw so many  farangs getting suckered into going home with a lady boy, I knew the streets and language like the back of my hand because I’m a very quick learner, I have autism and a bonus is how quick i catch onto things, I feel Like a local there as I eat the local delicacy of Banh mi (pork roll)

 

I sold the caravan to go to Thailand as I had enough of cleaning out the poo from the thunder box and what a great decision that was, my mate Steve teased me saying I drove a sewer on wheels and I didn’t take it very well.. joke was on him in the end when he hooked up with a lady boy for the night and I laughed in his face, he prefers China over Thailand dont ask me why

[mancub]

Oh look .....another pointless trolling yarn. Get a life eh ?

[MalcolmB]

14 minutes ago, Yellow Fever said:

Be honest how many of you have fallen for the lady boy trap

Yes, first trip.

Hurt like buggery.

[FritsSikkink]

17 minutes ago, Yellow Fever said:

I feel Like a local there as I eat the local delicacy of Banh mi (pork roll)

 

Local Vietnamese then: Bánh mì - Wikipedia

[RSD1]

Clearly this punter is taking posts he made in other Asian travel forums and then just copying and pasting them here, given his incorrect Asian references.  

[n00dle]

56 minutes ago, mancub said:

Oh look .....another pointless trolling yarn. Get a life eh ?

Thats like 3 or 4 controversial newcomers today alone. quality. It seems like they are even following a template. 

Edited Friday at 07:56 AM by n00dle

[Yellow Fever]

I do not appreciate the put downs in this thread, I was asking a legitimate question/making an observation and you all aren’t taking this serious and just bullying me, it makes me think you silly farangs have fallen for the lady boy trap too. Ha!

 

I will not stand for this, I am

only trying to have a conversation about something 

 

I did not know Banh mi is in Vietnam too, I was told it is the signature Thai dish by a Thai local at my hotel 

[HappyExpat57]

1 minute ago, Yellow Fever said:

I do not appreciate the put downs in this thread, I was asking a legitimate question/making an observation and you all aren’t taking this serious and just bullying me, it makes me think you silly farangs have fallen for the lady boy trap too. Ha!

 

I will not stand for this, I am

only trying to have a conversation about something 

 

I did not know Banh mi is in Vietnam too, I was told it is the signature Thai dish by a Thai local at my hotel 

No, you are making silly ass posts. Sum num na.

[RSD1]

5 minutes ago, Yellow Fever said:

I did not know Banh mi is in Vietnam too, I was told it is the signature Thai dish by a Thai local at my hotel

Ba Mee - Thin Thai egg noodles. 

[Yellow Fever]

6 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

Ba Mee - Thin Thai egg noodles. 

I had the delicious pork roll, there wasn’t any noodles in the roll that I’m aware of? Maybe because they are thin I didn’t see them in the roll, you could be right though as people think Banh mi is from Vietnam? thanks for the clarification 

[Mekmong MICK]

1 hour ago, Yellow Fever said:

Be honest how many of you have fallen for the lady boy trap

 

after being there for three weeks I saw so many  farangs getting suckered into going home with a lady boy, I knew the streets and language like the back of my hand because I’m a very quick learner, I have autism and a bonus is how quick i catch onto things, I feel Like a local there as I eat the local delicacy of Banh mi (pork roll)

 

I sold the caravan to go to Thailand as I had enough of cleaning out the poo from the thunder box and what a great decision that was, my mate Steve teased me saying I drove a sewer on wheels and I didn’t take it very well.. joke was on him in the end when he hooked up with a lady boy for the night and I laughed in his face, he prefers China over Thailand dont ask me why

Good post OP and sorry to hear of your condolences. It's never nice when you find a willy where you're not expecting it.

 

I've found over the past 2 weeks I tend to observe the crutch area moreso than the breasts before meeting anyone. Back in Australia it was a lot easy as your eye-line is usually level with a set of knackers however you need to examine closer here. 

 

Don't let it dissuade you mate, there's plenty more fish out in the sea

[RSD1]

6 minutes ago, Yellow Fever said:

I had the delicious pork roll, there wasn’t any noodles in the roll that I’m aware of? Maybe because they are thin I didn’t see them in the roll, you could be right though as people think Banh mi is from Vietnam? thanks for the clarification 

I can't think of any Thai pork roll dishes. You have spring rolls, which are present in both Thailand and Vietnam, but the word for it in Thai is something very different. They are normally deep fried in Thailand and have minced pork and glass noodles inside. 

[Yellow Fever]

53 minutes ago, Mekmong MICK said:

Good post OP and sorry to hear of your condolences. It's never nice when you find a willy where you're not expecting it.

 

I've found over the past 2 weeks I tend to observe the crutch area moreso than the breasts before meeting anyone. Back in Australia it was a lot easy as your eye-line is usually level with a set of knackers however you need to examine closer here. 

 

Don't let it dissuade you mate, there's plenty more fish out in the sea

Yes looking directly at the crutch is an excellent idea, I will use this technique from now on, Steve got a big fright when he realised he went home with a lady boy.. he still didn’t come back until the next morning around 10 am as he slept over at it’s house.. I asked him if he had sex and he wouldn’t answer which I found strange 

 

Enjoy your trip partner 

[Yellow Fever]

54 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

I can't think of any Thai pork roll dishes. You have spring rolls, which are present in both Thailand and Vietnam, but the word for it in Thai is something very different. They are normally deep fried in Thailand and have minced pork and glass noodles inside. 

Strange as I was eating the pork rolls almost everyday, the Thai vendor said they were the national dish and the concierge directed me to the vendor 

[Gormo_]

1 hour ago, Mekmong MICK said:

Good post OP and sorry to hear of your condolences. It's never nice when you find a willy where you're not expecting it.

 

I've found over the past 2 weeks I tend to observe the crutch area moreso than the breasts before meeting anyone. Back in Australia it was a lot easy as your eye-line is usually level with a set of knackers however you need to examine closer here. 

 

Don't let it dissuade you mate, there's plenty more fish out in the sea

Got you pegged as preferring the company of lady boys 

[Hummin]

I met Emma back in the days before plactic surgery ruined her, and at the Time she was "together with a sweede" who frequently hanged out at the same night club as us. 

 

She was stunning, and made me think about it for a second or two, but why, so many other beautiful girls back then, who was not hardcore pro`s, so why get involved just because of the looks? Still got a tingy down there, and later found out she become a porn star. Did not turn me on watching those available clips to be honest. 

 

Imagery fantasy, thats all

Edited Friday at 09:53 AM by Hummin

[pgrahmm]

3 hours ago, Yellow Fever said:

Strange as I was eating the pork rolls almost everyday, the Thai vendor said they were the national dish and the concierge directed me to the vendor 

Maybe not so different than the pork balls your buddy ended up with?

[Yagoda]

6 hours ago, Yellow Fever said:

Be honest how many of you have fallen for the lady boy trap

 

after being there for three weeks I saw so many  farangs getting suckered into going home with a lady boy, I knew the streets and language like the back of my hand because I’m a very quick learner, I have autism and a bonus is how quick i catch onto things, I feel Like a local there as I eat the local delicacy of Banh mi (pork roll)

 

I sold the caravan to go to Thailand as I had enough of cleaning out the poo from the thunder box and what a great decision that was, my mate Steve teased me saying I drove a sewer on wheels and I didn’t take it very well.. joke was on him in the end when he hooked up with a lady boy for the night and I laughed in his face, he prefers China over Thailand dont ask me why

Farangs dont get suckered by Ladyboys. They (meaning Euro guys and especially Brits) come looking for them. Like you and your mate sitting there in Mums basement in your council house in Liverpool.

[Celsius]

Have you tried another Thai delicacy called Pho.....or simply FO????

[Yellow Fever]

10 hours ago, Celsius said:

Have you tried another Thai delicacy called Pho.....or simply FO????

Of course, it is delicious 🤤 

[2baht]

16 hours ago, Yellow Fever said:

Banh mi (pork roll)

Is Vietnamese!

[Yellow Fever]

10 hours ago, Yagoda said:

Farangs dont get suckered by Ladyboys. They (meaning Euro guys and especially Brits) come looking for them. Like you and your mate sitting there in Mums basement in your council house in Liverpool.

You’re saying they go to these ladyboys intentionally?? 
 

You think Steve hooked up with a ladyboy deliberately? The more I think about it could be true, he was a bit different the next morning after coming back from its house, I always had my suspicions 

[Yellow Fever]

1 minute ago, 2baht said:

Is Vietnamese!

Not what I’ve been told, a few Thai locals have told me Banh mi is the national dish.. I think I’ll take there word over yours thankyou, considering they are Thai and you are a lowly farang 

Edited Friday at 11:41 PM by Yellow Fever

[2baht]

Just now, Yellow Fever said:

Not what I’ve been told, a few Thai locals have told me Banh mi is the national dish.. I think I’ll take there word over yours thankyou, considering they are Thai and you are a lowly farang 

You come across as a silly little boy!

[Yellow Fever]

1 minute ago, 2baht said:

You come across as a silly little boy!

Dunno what’s silly about Banh mi you are the silly farang thinking you know more than local thai’s, I dare you to ask an actual Thai person about Banh mi farang 

[RSD1]

Pho only exists in Thailand if you go to a Vietnamese restaurant. Ladyboy balls are everywhere. See if they taste like those imaginary Thai pork rolls you've been dreaming of. At least at the end of it you can say "He Banhg Mi". 

[2baht]

Just now, Yellow Fever said:

Dunno what’s silly about Banh mi you are the silly farang thinking you know more than local thai’s, I dare you to ask an actual Thai person about Banh mi farang 

You got it YF, a wisened farang with 3 weeks experience, please, get that book out and share your superior local knowledge! I can't wait!

[RSD1]

It's getting silly. Post a photo of these so called pork rolls in Thailand and then they can be identified. 

[rwill]

16 hours ago, n00dle said:

Thats like 3 or 4 controversial newcomers today alone. quality. It seems like they are even following a template. 

More likely one person with more than 1 account.

[Yellow Fever]

13 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

It's getting silly. Post a photo of these so called pork rolls in Thailand and then they can be identified. 

 

they look like this 

 

you childish farang have no idea..