As a Farang: Have you ever been slapped by an Asian...other than your wife?

GammaGlobulin · July 4

Dear Folks,

I do not know about you, but I have never been slapped by an Asian, in Asia, either East Asia or Southeast Asia....not even once.

The last time I was slapped by an Asian, was when my Asian wife from HK slapped me, and for no reason.

I had, one morning, brought her a cup of coffee, trying to coax her out of bed.

And instead of drinking the brew that I brought her, she jumped out of bed and slapped me, HARD.

I did NOT FALL OVER, like the English teacher in Phuket.

But, it stung, just the same.

I did not cry...

But, I felt like crying.

Tears welled up in my eyes, just from the smart of the slap.

I can tell you, that that was the beginning of the end of my marriage to that HK slapper/flapper woman.

She was a really smart lady, and her family owned a newspaper in HK.

But, no matter if she was wealthy, it made no difference to me....because.....

I refuse to be slapped around by some Asian wife of mine.

I refuse to believe that Asians slap anyone for no reason.....

Not unless they are a bit schizophrenic, which was the case with my wife, who often saw nonexistent things crawling on the walls of our house, in the USA, on the East Coast, someplace near Allentown, and by this I mean....

Phoenixville PA

I went to Penn.

And she to that lousy school in Phoenixville.

I will not write much more, while I try to figure out why more people do not love Phoenixville.

BY THE WAY, FOLKS.....

Guess who else graduated from West Chester

Jill!

So, my Hong Kong wife who slapped me graduated from the same school as JILL!

By the way, in order to get to West Chester University from Collegeville, then you must travel and traverse through Phoenixville

All the town names in that part of Pennsylvania are exceedingly difficult to remember how to spell.

Actually, the area there is quite nice.

Sometimes, I feel homesick for that part of Pennsylvania, and for those times.

There are no tailors, that I know of, in Collegeville.

And, I have never been slapped in Collegeville, either, other than by that Honkonger, my wife.

I once spent some time at Ursinus, however.

And the teachers there were better than any teachers here, I might add.

OK.

Just a few random thoughts that I hope you might appreciate.

Best regards,

Gamma

Edited July 4 by GammaGlobulin

Gottfrid · July 4

First we will clear up this:

Nina's Cleaners & Tailors

3911 Ridge Pike, Collegeville, PA 19426

+1 484-902-8931

Open · Closes 18:00

After that we have a Hon-konger???? What is that?

The first thing your post is delivering, is also that the focus on slapping for no reason, is owned by Asians. I thought you had experience of Asia.

The rest, besides that, is just pure nonsense and garbage.

MalcolmB · July 4

Yes quite often.

With a aircondioning pipe as a weapon.

In Spankys a gogo.

They get quite vicious.

i loved it.

GammaGlobulin · July 4

7 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

First we will clear up this:

Nina's Cleaners & Tailors

3911 Ridge Pike, Collegeville, PA 19426

+1 484-902-8931

Open · Closes 18:00

After that we have a Hon-konger???? What is that?

The first thing your post is delivering, is also that the focus on slapping for no reason, is owned by Asians. I thought you had experience of Asia.

The rest, besides that, is just pure nonsense and garbage.

I have never been slapped in Asia.

Period!

45 years in Asia, and I have not been slapped once.

Particularly THAILAND!

Being slapped in Thailand for NO REASON is just unfathomable to me.

Very strange, indeed!

RSD1 · July 4

38 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

I do not know about you, but I have never been slapped by an Asian, in Asia, either East Asia or Southeast Asia....not even once.

The last time I was slapped by an Asian, was when my Asian wife from HK slapped me, and for no reason.

I had, one morning, brought her a cup of coffee, trying to coax her out of bed.

And instead of drinking the brew that I brought her, she jumped out of bed and slapped me, HARD.

I did NOT FALL OVER, like the English teacher in Phuket.

But, it stung, just the same.

I did not cry...

But, I felt like crying.

Tears welled up in my eyes, just from the smart of the slap.

I can tell you, that that was the beginning of the end of my marriage to that HK slapper/flapper woman.

She was a really smart lady, and her family owned a newspaper in HK.

But, no matter if she was wealthy, it made no difference to me....because.....

I refuse to be slapped around by some Asian wife of mine.

I refuse to believe that Asians slap anyone for no reason.....

Not unless they are a bit schizophrenic, which was the case with my wife, who often saw nonexistent things crawling on the walls of our house, in the USA, on the East Coast, someplace near Allentown, and by this I mean....

Phoenixville PA

I went to Penn.

And she to that lousy school in Phoenixville.

I will not write much more, while I try to figure out why more people do not love Phoenixville.

BY THE WAY, FOLKS.....

Guess who else graduated from West Chester

Jill!

So, my Hong Kong wife who slapped me graduated from the same school as JILL!

By the way, in order to get to West Chester University from Collegeville, then you must travel and traverse through Phoenixville

All the town names in that part of Pennsylvania are exceedingly difficult to remember how to spell.

Actually, the area there is quite nice.

Sometimes, I feel homesick for that part of Pennsylvania, and for those times.

There are no tailors, that I know of, in Collegeville.

And, I have never been slapped in Collegeville, either, other than by that Honkonger, my wife.

I once spent some time at Ursinus, however.

And the teachers there were better than any teachers here, I might add.

OK.

Just a few random thoughts that I hope you might appreciate.

Best regards,

Gamma

Many foreigners come to Thailand just to hire a girl to slap them, step on them, kick them, etc. Where have you been? Or are you doing the same?

GammaGlobulin · July 4

6 minutes ago, RSD1 said:

Many foreigners come to Thailand just to hire a girl to slap them, step on them, kick them, etc. Where have you been? Or are you doing the same?

I did not come to Asia to be ridden....

Please believe me.

I refuse to be ridden, like Hoss....

Riding,

Riding....

RSD1 · July 4

5 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I did not come to Asia to be ridden....

Please believe me.

I refuse to be ridden, like Hoss....

Riding,

Riding,

Riding....

roo860 · July 4

59 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

I do not know about you, but I have never been slapped by an Asian, in Asia, either East Asia or Southeast Asia....not even once.

The last time I was slapped by an Asian, was when my Asian wife from HK slapped me, and for no reason.

I had, one morning, brought her a cup of coffee, trying to coax her out of bed.

And instead of drinking the brew that I brought her, she jumped out of bed and slapped me, HARD.

I did NOT FALL OVER, like the English teacher in Phuket.

But, it stung, just the same.

I did not cry...

But, I felt like crying.

Tears welled up in my eyes, just from the smart of the slap.

I can tell you, that that was the beginning of the end of my marriage to that HK slapper/flapper woman.

She was a really smart lady, and her family owned a newspaper in HK.

But, no matter if she was wealthy, it made no difference to me....because.....

I refuse to be slapped around by some Asian wife of mine.

I refuse to believe that Asians slap anyone for no reason.....

Not unless they are a bit schizophrenic, which was the case with my wife, who often saw nonexistent things crawling on the walls of our house, in the USA, on the East Coast, someplace near Allentown, and by this I mean....

Phoenixville PA

I went to Penn.

And she to that lousy school in Phoenixville.

I will not write much more, while I try to figure out why more people do not love Phoenixville.

BY THE WAY, FOLKS.....

Guess who else graduated from West Chester

Jill!

So, my Hong Kong wife who slapped me graduated from the same school as JILL!

By the way, in order to get to West Chester University from Collegeville, then you must travel and traverse through Phoenixville

All the town names in that part of Pennsylvania are exceedingly difficult to remember how to spell.

Actually, the area there is quite nice.

Sometimes, I feel homesick for that part of Pennsylvania, and for those times.

There are no tailors, that I know of, in Collegeville.

And, I have never been slapped in Collegeville, either, other than by that Honkonger, my wife.

I once spent some time at Ursinus, however.

And the teachers there were better than any teachers here, I might add.

OK.

Just a few random thoughts that I hope you might appreciate.

Best regards,

Gamma

She slapped you because you're a <deleted>.

GammaGlobulin · July 4

43 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

First we will clear up this:

Nina's Cleaners & Tailors

3911 Ridge Pike, Collegeville, PA 19426

+1 484-902-8931

Open · Closes 18:00

After that we have a Hon-konger???? What is that?

The first thing your post is delivering, is also that the focus on slapping for no reason, is owned by Asians. I thought you had experience of Asia.

The rest, besides that, is just pure nonsense and garbage.

Wait....

When they say.... "TAILOR", in Collegeville, as you probably know from having been there...

They just might mean that they can sew-on a button.

But, even then....

They CAN'T sew on a button WELL!!!!

What kind of stitch do they use to sew on a button, for that matter?

I know, Baby....

I was there for several years.

Those guys there know how to shuck corn, and not much else.

Collegeville once was a very nice sleepy town, a college town, with Ursinus the main attraction.

But, there ARE NO TAILORS in Collegeville.

Never were.

And, never will be.

Let's get this straight, please, Sir....

Thank you.

Edited July 4 by GammaGlobulin

GammaGlobulin · July 4

3 minutes ago, roo860 said:

She slapped you because you're a <deleted>.

How would you know?

Did you know her, too....?????

I met my wife through an ad in the Philadelphia Inquirer....

Did you answer the same ad?

(No, wait. In fact, my wife was pretty high-class. She just had a few mental problems. Great family, however. A PhD from Penn in her family, too. Great family, for SURE.)

Edited July 4 by GammaGlobulin

StreetCowboy · July 4

No.

I do not believe that things happen for no reason. Some things happen for unknown reason.

I caught a clap in the chops in Dubai from a gentleman who did not share my sense of humour. I caught my gogs myself, others interjected, and that was the end of it. To the best of my recollection, which may be true bar one possible exception, I have never come to blows in East Asia.

StreetCowboy · July 4

Ha’ ye e’er had a clap in th’ chops wi’ a clarty cloot?

GammaGlobulin · July 4

16 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

I caught a clap in the chops in Dubai

I caught the clap in Singapore, in 1971, aboard an MSTS tanker...

http://www.usmm.org/msts/tankers.html

This is the exact ship, in fact.

From some harlot who climbed over the side, while anchored in port.

In those days, the clap was easier to cure.

These days?

I would not risk it.

This is why I remain celibate....besides the fact that....

I don't want to ever be slapped again by no Asian woman.

The Tampico was a good ship.

But, not exactly the Good Ship Lollipop...in most cases, unless in port.

NOTE, IMPORTANT NOTE:

The girls who climbed aboard the ship in Singapore were VERY OLD, maybe like 35, or even 40......TWICE MY AGE, at the time....

No harm done, I guess.

Edited July 4 by GammaGlobulin

Gottfrid · July 4

27 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

How would you know?

Did you know her, too....?????

I met my wife through an ad in the Philadelphia Inquirer....

Did you answer the same ad?

We do not need the other side, your posting here and behavior tells the whole story.

29 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

But, there ARE NO TAILORS in Collegeville.

Never were.

And, never will be.

Let's get this straight, please, Sir....

Thank you.

Just another massive rows of crap.

Gottfrid · July 4

59 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I have never been slapped in Asia.

Period!

45 years in Asia, and I have not been slapped once.

Particularly THAILAND!

Being slapped in Thailand for NO REASON is just unfathomable to me.

Very strange, indeed!

ep, and you Live With the GREEN openSUSE GECKO !

GammaGlobulin · July 4

6 minutes ago, Gottfrid said:

ep, and you Live With the GREEN openSUSE GECKO !

Linus is the love of my life.....

ABSOLUTELY!

And, also, for about the past 25 years, too!

Edited July 4 by GammaGlobulin

GammaGlobulin · July 4

Please note:

Some people might wonder why I remain celibate....

a. In order to avoid any further possibility of again getting slapped.

b. And, in order to avoid ever, again, getting the clap.

c. I keep my whistle squeaky clean through celibacy.

This is my choice. The BEST choice for me. No worries for me!

But, feel free to do what you want.....

Do what you want.........

Use your head!

But, don't use your head, that way!

Note:

a. Blind Faith is good, including Ginger Baker...haha....

b. But, blind faith is never good, and it never works out very well.....in the end...

Edited July 4 by GammaGlobulin

StreetCowboy · July 4

When it comes to copping a clap, a polite demeanour, strong self restraint, and a generous and polite, tolerant demeanour will stand you in good stead.

self restraint will also help avoid copping the clap, along with slim fit rubber boots, although stoic abstinence may be the best

Ye cannae whack wair brush ‘n’ Dettol.

G_Money · July 4

Only when I request it during sex. 🙂

Jingthing · July 4

Yes.

It was a Pattaya baht bus driver and it was at the violent adult level of intensity.

Edited July 4 by Jingthing

GammaGlobulin · July 4

5 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Yes.

It was a Pattaya baht bus driver and it was at the violent adult level of intensity.

OK.

Just so that you know.

I did read your original post about that.

I have not forgotten, in fact....

And, no doubt, impossible for you to forget, I am sure.....

2baht · July 4

6 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

45 years in Asia, and I have not been slapped once.

Can we meet and I'll slap you ??? We could give you a new topic to ramble on about like your regular rubbish ramblings!

GammaGlobulin · July 4

4 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Can we meet and I'll slap you ??? We could give you a new topic to ramble on about like your regular rubbish ramblings!

Thank you, but I will, respectfully, decline from the slapping.

I see not benefit in it.

2baht · July 4

1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Thank you, but I will, respectfully, decline from the slapping.

I see not benefit in it.

Oh I do! 😏

fredwiggy · July 4

3 times, but by the ex, and all for nothing besides she was pissed off at someone else.

HappyExpat57 · July 4

I pay good money for such a service.

roo860 · July 5

11 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

How would you know?

Did you know her, too....?????

I met my wife through an ad in the Philadelphia Inquirer....

Did you answer the same ad?

(No, wait. In fact, my wife was pretty high-class. She just had a few mental problems. Great family, however. A PhD from Penn in her family, too. Great family, for SURE.)

Back to the asylum for you.

newbee2022 · July 5

14 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

I do not know about you, but I have never been slapped by an Asian, in Asia, either East Asia or Southeast Asia....not even once.

The last time I was slapped by an Asian, was when my Asian wife from HK slapped me, and for no reason.

I had, one morning, brought her a cup of coffee, trying to coax her out of bed.

And instead of drinking the brew that I brought her, she jumped out of bed and slapped me, HARD.

I did NOT FALL OVER, like the English teacher in Phuket.

But, it stung, just the same.

I did not cry...

But, I felt like crying.

Tears welled up in my eyes, just from the smart of the slap.

I can tell you, that that was the beginning of the end of my marriage to that HK slapper/flapper woman.

She was a really smart lady, and her family owned a newspaper in HK.

But, no matter if she was wealthy, it made no difference to me....because.....

I refuse to be slapped around by some Asian wife of mine.

I refuse to believe that Asians slap anyone for no reason.....

Not unless they are a bit schizophrenic, which was the case with my wife, who often saw nonexistent things crawling on the walls of our house, in the USA, on the East Coast, someplace near Allentown, and by this I mean....

Phoenixville PA

I went to Penn.

And she to that lousy school in Phoenixville.

I will not write much more, while I try to figure out why more people do not love Phoenixville.

BY THE WAY, FOLKS.....

Guess who else graduated from West Chester

Jill!

So, my Hong Kong wife who slapped me graduated from the same school as JILL!

By the way, in order to get to West Chester University from Collegeville, then you must travel and traverse through Phoenixville

All the town names in that part of Pennsylvania are exceedingly difficult to remember how to spell.

Actually, the area there is quite nice.

Sometimes, I feel homesick for that part of Pennsylvania, and for those times.

There are no tailors, that I know of, in Collegeville.

And, I have never been slapped in Collegeville, either, other than by that Honkonger, my wife.

I once spent some time at Ursinus, however.

And the teachers there were better than any teachers here, I might add.

OK.

Just a few random thoughts that I hope you might appreciate.

Best regards,

Gamma

I never ever had connection to violent people. Not my level.

But according to the posts here there are many who like to get involved into a fight, brawl or insults.🙏

1FinickyOne · July 5

7 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Yes.

It was a Pattaya baht bus driver and it was at the violent adult level of intensity.

what did you do to provoke that? I can't imagine. I would think a baht bus driver would hit not slap.

Edited July 5 by 1FinickyOne

Ralf001 · July 5

Yep, gave a girl at work a wet willy and she slapped me.

I found it very arousing.

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