2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

…that would make me squeal like a pig!!

 

bob.

Then we will need this to capture the audio. 
 

3 minutes ago, TheAppletons said:

 

  In your case, that's 59 mins for a shower after.

Efficiency mate. 

18 minutes ago, susanlea said:

You have sex on your mind!

Hey! What else is there? I had to think a little bit, but my cheapest purchase must have been full night for 500 baht for a P4P woman at beach road. She told me she was clean and healthy too, and amazingly it didn´t catch a thing.

22 minutes ago, bob smith said:

anal beads. 

 

5er off ebay..

 

bob.

You need this to prep the canal first. 
 

Tylenol - after making the mistake to drink Thai beer ( always had a short memory on how rough most of the stuff was in LoS ).

Thai divorce

DIY USA (PA) divorce

 

Value for money, most used (years old) ...

... POCO X3 NFC smartphone ... 4 yrs old, still haven't even needed a new battery, and gets the most use of any electronics I have.

... PM2.5 meter 

... Xiaomi T D S pen, let's me know when to drive free water at restaurants

(had to space 'T D S' ... guess that's considered hate speech to the left )

... Xiaomi air purifiers, have yet to replace the filters (clean air ... priceless)

... Hard to beat our coffee bean grinder, French press & water kettle for inexpensive cup of decent coffee every morning.  As good or better than most shops.  At home or O&A

... set of cast iron cookware, non stick & you can't kill 'em

... kefir grains ... just add milk, free kefir milk & yogurt for life

... Our mattress, about 18 yeas old, thought silly priced when purchased, but priceless when you wake up refreshed from a good night's sleep.

 

Does FREE count as cheap ...

... wife

... dog

... kid, though high maintenance for 20+ years

 

Relative (haters will debate) but the MG ZS BEV & Solar System, not cheap, but will pay for themselves eventually, so free in the long game ... hopefully.   Solar definitely, and hopefully the BEV battery will be added to it, when necessary, even more longevity.   Smile factor is priceless, every time we pass a petrol station, or pay our <฿100 PEA bill 

1 hour ago, 123Stodg said:

Short time hotels are only 300 Baht an hour!

 

Wow!  They're only 130 baht in Udon!

Just now, MeePeeMai said:

 

Wow!  They're only 130 baht in Udon!

But 250 Baht extra for a bus ticket. 

Are there any non sexpat answers? 

34 minutes ago, 123Stodg said:

Condoms at the Thai Red Cross, FREE!

surprised you do not let the 300 baht short time girl bring her own condoms. 

 

Christ sake, some quality expats/tourists here 

41 minutes ago, 123Stodg said:

French coffee press 59 Baht. 

Wow! Incredible bargain!

1 minute ago, Hummin said:

surprised you do not let the 300 baht short time girl bring her own condoms. 

Safety first. 

social security health cover, Bt750 a month.

1 minute ago, Ralf001 said:

social security health cover, Bt750 a month.

what does that give you?

 

bob.

1 minute ago, The Fugitive said:

Wow! Incredible bargain!

Indeed. I just bought 2. Free shipping as well. Also, great for straining out the cannabis after making an oil infusion. 
 

https://s.lazada.co.th/s.ozasY

5 year Thai motorcycle driving license, 250 Baht. 

49 minutes ago, 123Stodg said:

Indeed. Because that's all you need. Or 600 Baht for 2 hours. Still great value. Up2U. 

 

Two to three hours is for a short stay. 600 baht will get you a 24 hour stay. 

 

 

1 year Thai visa extension, 1,900 Baht. 

5 minutes ago, NowNow said:

 

Two to three hours is for a short stay. 600 baht will get you a 24 hour stay. 

 

 

Nobody here last two times, stop dreaming boys

1 minute ago, Hummin said:

Nobody here last two times, stop dreaming boys

Double nut in one hour. 

Best shower head ever!
 

A rainy season must.

 

Gotta be able to grind your herb.

 

3 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

speak for yourself......did a triple play this sunday.......willing to put money on it for the doubters.....

a triple in a week, is to much for you, stop dreaming

7 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

mama cup

 

and i got a resistance band for 20 bt.............at the ......................20 bt shop....................you paid 10x more...

 

200 doesnt sound cheap for a rubber strap to me...but im cheap charlie...= more mama cups!  maybe a toasty upgrade

You bought junk

14 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

as will any hotel or guesthouse and for half that price....and fresh towels over the crunchy ones.....  food for thought

The S7ven Ratchada Hotel. 700 Baht a night on Agoda. Great back Soi location not far from The Street Ratchada. 7-11 walking distance. Comfy king size bed. Big flat screen TV (BYO porn on a thumb drive). Car parking. Big bathroom. Refrigerator. Good air-con. Free drinking water. Free coffee. Free WiFi. Free shower gel. Clean towels. The place is spotless. The bees knees. A long-timers dream. 
 

 

5 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

as will any hotel or guesthouse and for half that price....and fresh towels over the crunchy ones.....  food for thought

 

Not whilst I'm eating...thank you. 

6 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

so paying for the same product that delivers the same results is the smart thing to do??? ok...makes note to self....thanks

 

the ladies must love you ...at least the P4P ones...dont forget the sick buffalo

Started to drink already? 

2 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

of course as id much rather eat in a whorehouse than a hotel or HG......makes perfect sense......let alone go barefoot or lie on that bed/sheets..but u do you

 

I have no idea as to the meaning of your ramble....but u do you....

 

 

I bought a 1974 Fender Twin Reverb for $250 in 1987 with full provenance. Sadly I sold it in 2006 before coming to the East.