Light hearted post... do you think Thai girls can tell if you can't be fooled anymore?

[GammaGlobulin]

It is not that YOU cannot be fooled anymore which is most important to you.

 

What is important is that YOU can FOOL the Girls into thinking that you can be fooled.

 

Otherwise, if they are of the opinion that you cannot be fooled, then they will do what.....?

 

They will Ignore you.....

 

Years ago, when I enjoyed visiting the bars in Taiwan, it became impossible for me to continue to fool the girls.

And then...

I gave up going to the bars.

 

No point in it, after that....

 

 

Edited July 17 by GammaGlobulin

[The Old Bull]

I live in an Isaan village and know lots of bar girls. When they show up with the love of their life they always introduce me so I can join the party. I am not a snitcher so I don't tell them that last week it was Fritz from Germany and the week before it was Dave from the UK. So I get along just fine with them.

[Hummin]

19 minutes ago, The Old Bull said:

I live in an Isaan village and know lots of bar girls. When they show up with the love of their life they always introduce me so I can join the party. I am not a snitcher so I don't tell them that last week it was Fritz from Germany and the week before it was Dave from the UK. So I get along just fine with them, they all treat me good.

Bad internet connection in your village? 

[GammaGlobulin]

36 minutes ago, The Old Bull said:

I live in an Isaan village and know lots of bar girls. When they show up with the love of their life they always introduce me so I can join the party. I am not a snitcher so I don't tell them that last week it was Fritz from Germany and the week before it was Dave from the UK. So I get along just fine with them, they all treat me good.

 

a.  Have you forgotten that you already posted this comment four times before this, your 5th time?

 

b.  The wetware of the human brain makes memory unreliable.  I wonder if the girls you mention ever remember their boyfriends from German, or the UK, more than a week or so.

 

c.  The girls forget the guys.  But, the guys who fall in love with the bar girls remember the girls for the rest of their days.  Those are the memories they never forget.

 

 

[Hummin]

31 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

a.  Have you forgotten that you already posted this comment four times before this, your 5th time?

 

b.  The wetware of the human brain makes memory unreliable.  I wonder if the girls you mention ever remember their boyfriends from German, or the UK, more than a week or so.

 

c.  The girls forget the guys.  But, the guys who fall in love with the bar girls remember the girls for the rest of their days.  Those are the memories they never forget.

 

 

Never met a BG who forget a customer, they remember every single detail down to what shoes you had first time you met. 

[still kicking]

10 hours ago, brianthainess said:

I'll bet these poor bargirls who pay no tax, will be very happy when they get the 10K handout. More Tats maybe ...............

Well, she is not a bargirl she has 97 tattoos and just won MasterChef Australia and collected 250.000 dollars 

Edited July 17 by still kicking

[StreetCowboy]

15 hours ago, Aurelien said:

The longer i'm here and the more experience i have, i feel like Thai girls can tell...and are much more defensive whereas naive me first time in Thailand had much less trouble... Maybe i've changed and lost all sex appeal ? Or do girls can tell and 'farang roo mak mai dee'? 

You're becoming a skinflint, and the girls can see that from what you do and how you act.

If you act and spend like a naive newbie, you will get the two week millionaire experience - except that your sour puss at the money you are spending will put the girls off, even if your hand is in and out of our wallet pocket like a fiddler's elbow. 

 

And your sour puss reflects your resentment at how much you are spending, so trying to recreate that weekend millionaire experience will leave you unhappy at the cost and feeling ripped off, the girls unhappy at being with someone so miserable - but they can't tear themselves away because they need the money - so don't do it.

 

Just accept that things are different because you have changed, and you have to live with being a cynical miserable skinflint, instead of a two-week millionaire, and remember that:

1) Cheap is not necessarily good value

2) Cheap price is not necessarily less expensive than good value

3) If you worry about money, then you are better staying at home.  

[gk10012001]

In my experience some of the older girls can tell if you have been around, heard things etc..

[StreetCowboy]

11 minutes ago, gk10012001 said:

In my experience some of the older girls can tell if you have been around, heard things etc..

Mebbe no'

Maybe aye

Perhaps you can't believe what you hear

Edited July 17 by StreetCowboy

[Furioso]

I think it's best to play the fool but have a plan for your night of adventure. This way you start and end on a good note. 

[Expat68]

6 hours ago, Hummin said:

Never met a BG who forget a customer, they remember every single detail down to what shoes you had first time you met. 

Not just ladies who work in the bars

[john donson]

22 hours ago, Aurelien said:

The longer i'm here and the more experience i have, i feel like Thai girls can tell...and are much more defensive whereas naive me first time in Thailand had much less trouble... Maybe i've changed and lost all sex appeal ? Or do girls can tell and 'farang roo mak mai dee'? 

 

how long are you in thailand? 

 

when I arrived first time, 99% of girls were thin

 

there was no (fast) internet or scammy sites that asks for payments to see a profiles filled with professionals 

Edited July 18 by john donson

[2baht]

21 hours ago, Berkshire said:

Bargirls don't make money by being honest......

...............they make it by sucking in naive fresh tourists!

[Gsxrnz]

Even I can spot a fresh off the boat tourist newbie. Thai girls can spot them because their tongues are hanging out and have a red flashing light on their head.

 

They do stupid things like let three welcome girls join them, buy them all a drink, and before they can even understand what's happening, the Mamasan and four overweight gogo dancers also score a drink on his bin.

 

Then after all of ten minutes, they scrutinize their wallpaper length bin and can be seen to silently mouth "WTFIT?" 

[2baht]

7 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

You're becoming a skinflint, and the girls can see that from what you do and how you act.

If you act and spend like a naive newbie, you will get the two week millionaire experience - except that your sour puss at the money you are spending will put the girls off, even if your hand is in and out of our wallet pocket like a fiddler's elbow. 

 

And your sour puss reflects your resentment at how much you are spending, so trying to recreate that weekend millionaire experience will leave you unhappy at the cost and feeling ripped off, the girls unhappy at being with someone so miserable - but they can't tear themselves away because they need the money - so don't do it.

 

Just accept that things are different because you have changed, and you have to live with being a cynical miserable skinflint, instead of a two-week millionaire, and remember that:

1) Cheap is not necessarily good value

2) Cheap price is not necessarily less expensive than good value

3) If you worry about money, then you are better staying at home.  

Are there ONLY bargirls working in Thailand??? Get out there and find an educated one from a good family!..........though I guess that's not so easy when you're on a 3 week holiday!

[JonnyF]

When in the bars, it can be amusing to occasionally pretend to be a newb on a 2 week holiday. That way you get more of the GFE. It's also entertaining to watch the act, hear all the stories etc. 

[bubblegum]

They can see you're not a newbee by just looking at you. The way you dress, order, sit walk

[hotandsticky]

31 minutes ago, 2baht said:

...............they make it by sucking in naive fresh tourists!

 

 

I am no naive fresh tourist but I am not against being sucked in occasionally.

[hotandsticky]

10 minutes ago, JonnyF said:

When in the bars, it can be amusing to occasionally pretend to be a newb on a 2 week holiday. That way you get more of the GFE. It's also entertaining to watch the act, hear all the stories etc. 

 

 

The conversation often goes like this:-

 

BG: "Where are you from?"

 

Me: "Sisaket"

 

BG: "You have lady in Sisaket"

 

Me: "Yes"

 

BG: "No problem......I look after you tonight".

[RocketDog]

On 7/17/2024 at 2:07 PM, MalcolmB said:

They don’t want our money.

 

They want our sperm.

I respectfully ask that you think a few seconds about what you wrote and see if it makes any sense to you.

[Jethro Tull]

Quote of the week ( from BM2 )

 

”To be honest I wouldn't sleep with me either, without some financial inducement.”

 

😂😂😂 

[2baht]

On 7/18/2024 at 8:50 AM, hotandsticky said:

 

 

I am no naive fresh tourist but I am not against being sucked in occasionally.

How much do you pay?..............................occasionally?

[hotandsticky]

15 minutes ago, 2baht said:

How much do you pay?..............................occasionally?

 

 

1,000 Baht..................................occasionally.

[JimTripper]

On 7/17/2024 at 9:42 AM, scubascuba3 said:

If you go somewhere new they should treat you like a newbie

A new massage parlour?

[scubascuba3]

11 minutes ago, JimTripper said:

A new massage parlour?

anywhere you haven't been before, i go to Windmill agogo and if there's new girls in there they'll try for an LD, barfine etc

[rumak]

On 7/18/2024 at 8:03 AM, john donson said:

 

how long are you in thailand? 

 

when I arrived first time, 99% of girls were thin

 

there was no (fast) internet or scammy sites that asks for payments to see a profiles filled with professionals 

 

I was sitting on the couch the other day , mumbling to myself .  Kinda thinkin' of the good ole days .   Remember saying something along the lines you just wrote . ahhh, reminiscing .   Noi and Nit and Nut and Porn and Dang and............

Then i was abruptly woken up from my dream :  "Grandpa,  is Patpong similar to Pingpong ? "  

"yes, my dear .   it was a long time ago "

[freedomnow]

On 7/17/2024 at 3:27 AM, Aurelien said:

The longer i'm here and the more experience i have, i feel like Thai girls can tell...and are much more defensive whereas naive me first time in Thailand had much less trouble... Maybe i've changed and lost all sex appeal ? Or do girls can tell and 'farang roo mak mai dee'? 

You probably lost the slobbering dog look long ago after you rang the bell in the gogo bar and thought you were the bee's knees...

 

I still slobber.

[JimTripper]

47 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

anywhere you haven't been before, i go to Windmill agogo and if there's new girls in there they'll try for an LD, barfine etc

Face it, you're a dribbler.

[scubascuba3]

14 minutes ago, JimTripper said:

Face it, you're a dribbler.

Hardly, i have to fight the girls off usually

[JimTripper]

4 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

Hardly, i have to fight the girls off usually

That's what in shape athletes do. I said dribbler, like a basketball player. What are your stats?

Edited July 21 by JimTripper