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3 hours ago, bob smith said:

a few oif them are smokin weed but i dont like it.

dont mind them smokin thougfh.

Weed messes up the alcohol buzz doesn't it.  How far into the bottle are you bob?  You're writing like Biden speaks.  :wink:

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3 hours ago, bob smith said:

had my first drink at 10am today.

then the boys came round.

theyd brought their girls with them.,

 

a few oif them are smokin weed but i dont like it.

dont mind them smokin thougfh.

someone mentioned ice, but i thought it was the frozen kind..

 

we are about to open another bottle of jake daniels.

the girls are very excited.

msuci is playing and the balcony is full of geezer n birds.

im getting a bit horny to be honest,

mrs smith aint here,

when the cats away the mice are certain to play.

 

you all know the score.

 

1-0 to bob, always has been and always will be!

 

bob.

Bob, drinking & a balcony....

What could possibly go wrong....

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4 minutes ago, pgrahmm said:

Bob, drinking & a balcony....

What could possibly go wrong....

We haven't had a farangy balcony jump/accident story for a while, could Bob become famous here, and know nothing about it..😱.............🤭

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3 hours ago, bob smith said:

had my first drink at 10am today.

then the boys came round.

theyd brought their girls with them.,

 

a few oif them are smokin weed but i dont like it.

dont mind them smokin thougfh.

someone mentioned ice, but i thought it was the frozen kind..

 

we are about to open another bottle of jake daniels.

the girls are very excited.

msuci is playing and the balcony is full of geezer n birds.

im getting a bit horny to be honest,

mrs smith aint here,

when the cats away the mice are certain to play.

 

you all know the score.

 

1-0 to bob, always has been and always will be!

 

bob.

 

Will you never stop?

 

 

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5 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Will you never stop?

 

 

One could ask the same question of you.

 

At least Bob's posts don't take so long to read.

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1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

One could ask the same question of you.

 

At least Bob's posts don't take so long to read.

 

I can't stop.

 

My readership will not allow such a thing to happen.

 

 

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1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

I can't stop.

 

My readership will not allow such a thing to happen.

 

 

IMO your readership must be raging masochists, apologies for the oxymoron.

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36 minutes ago, pgrahmm said:

Bob, drinking & a balcony....

What could possibly go wrong....

Prime candidate for the Pattaya Flying Club.  You live in Pattaya bob?

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2 hours ago, FriscoKid said:


Well done. What's the secret to successfully making it to 90 in the land of smiles? Also, do you still get as horny as Bob does when you see a ladyboy in a short dress?

I never divulge my sexual fantasies. But those I do have never involve ladyboys.😉

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1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

IMO your readership must be raging masochists, apologies for the oxymoron.

 

I am sure that the wording you had been searching for is:

 

flaming masochists

 

 

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10 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

I am sure that the wording you had been searching for is:

 

flaming masochists

 

 

Flaming is forbidden by forum rules. Fervent?

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4 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Flaming is forbidden by forum rules. Fervent?

 

Sorry, I did not know.

What about flaming cheese, or other flambeed dishes.

 

I love flambeed cheese, which is just flaming cheese, and I wish I had some right now.

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Give me five, please!

 

 

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1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

I can't stop.

 

My readership will not allow such a thing to happen.

 

 

..nobody reads your posts anyway!

 

bob.

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15 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Sorry, I did not know.

What about flaming cheese, or other flambeed dishes.

 

I love flambeed cheese, which is just flaming cheese, and I wish I had some right now.

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Give me five, please!

 

 

You're entertaining.

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20 hours ago, bob smith said:

yes.

 

can;t i share withf riends?

 

bob.

Friends?    Is that how you judge us?

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On 7/28/2024 at 4:10 PM, bob smith said:

i'm always on the pull.

 

mr.s smith likes it.

 

bob.

Mister S.. Is that you finally coming out bob?

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