Why do some Farang worry so much about Thailand being too =hot=?

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Folks,

 

Here on these pages, on TV, we often hear Farang complain about Thailand being too HOT!

 

Why is this....anyway?

 

I really cannot understand their complaints.

 

For example....

 

Anytime I get too hot, I just visit the local AirCon Store, and buy MORE BTUs.....

 

At the moment, I have about 70,000 BTUs going FULL BLAST....

 

And, for me, it doesn't seem hot here.....not a bit.

 

Therefore, I ask you......

 

WHY

 

Why do Farang Complain when....it's so easy to moderate the temps just by visiting the local store?

 

When I lived in Hong Kong.....

 

That was the time I REALLY felt HOT....

 

Hong Kong is actually HOTTER than Thailand, but you would not know unless you had lived there.

 

I am talking....PRICKLY HEAT, Folks....!

 

Wow....!

 

This guy has it BAD!

 

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So, anyway, I just do not understand why Farang complain about Thailand being HOT....when.....

It's actually NOT.

 

Thailand is NOT HOT.....NOT!

 

 

Anyway....

 

Just saying.....

 

I have not had prickly heat in about three decades.

 

I do not welcome it, Mandrake, nor do I run from it.

 

Here is my advice to all you guys who fear the heat, and complain about it:

 

a.  Go out and buy premium AirCons.

b. When the sales guy tells you that you need X-amount of BTUs for your space....then.....

 

DOUBLE THIS AMOUNT.

 

c.  Then sit back, in your lounge chair, with the AC Blasting.....and....

 

Sip a nice cool Gin and Tonic.....with some girl at your feet, massaging your toes....

 

This ought to keep you cool, and completely FREE of any complaints about the Thailand Heat.....

 

d.  One can NEVER have TOO MANY .... BTUs....

 

There is NO SUCH THING as too much cooling power.

 

And....No Complaints about Thailand being too hot, which it is NOT.....

 

Compared to Hong Kong in the summer months.

 

Just a valuable reply and observation to all the many comments I have read here about Thailand being too hot....

 

Which, it's NOT....

 

Hope this helps.

 

Best regards,

 

Gamma

 

 

Note:  Keep it Cool, through buying BTUs....

 

No Charge for this good advice.

 

Note2:  During the HOT Season, I pile on the wool blankets in my bedroom.  Unfortunately, I have only blankets to keep me warm... and....

 

No dogs

No women, either.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited 2 hours ago by GammaGlobulin