Trump: ‘I Need The Kind Of Generals That Hitler Had’

[Hummin]

2 minutes ago, Alpha84 said:

Why not just have the big handed LB rub the gel on your shoulders for you? Or did you try that and it didn't work?

Honestly, I went to Bangkok Hospital anti age center and got proper help after I had back problems and nerve damages with low vitamin D, T,  and severe depression. Managed to turn it all around and back in business.

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[Alpha84]

2 minutes ago, Olmate said:

Got that 100% right, monthly visit to an expert mature age massage shop owner near me is more than ample! She  somehow seems to know when that 'touch up' is needed too!! 

Only the finest pleasures in life, aye?

[Alpha84]

1 hour ago, KhunLA said:

OP, might want to go see a doc, as 50 is way to young to be having that problem.

It can actually happen at any age.

[Olmate]

2 minutes ago, Alpha84 said:

Only the finest pleasures in life, aye?

No 'input' required from you thankfully ... 'exspurt alfie'! 😭

[Alpha84]

13 minutes ago, Hummin said:

Honestly, I went to Bangkok Hospital anti age center and got proper help after I had back problems and nerve damages with low vitamin D, T,  and severe depression. Managed to turn it all around and back in business.

You've lost me now. So where does the big handed LB fit into all this?

[Hummin]

5 minutes ago, Alpha84 said:

You've lost me now. So where does the big handed LB fit into all this?

That was supposed to be a joke 🙏

[Hummin]

5 minutes ago, Alpha84 said:

You've lost me now. So where does the big handed LB fit into all this?

Bur I have to admit I have experienced a few prostate massages throughout my life, and I can recomend if you dare, but not necessarily from a ladyboy with big hands. 

 

All mine was my kinky gf's 

[HighPriority]

7 hours ago, 123Stodg said:

Well, let’s just cut to the chase—getting older isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. There’s the inevitable grey hair, the mysterious aches and pains, and, let’s face it, some truly annoying changes on the “personal health” front. I’m talking about a certain lack of enthusiasm below the belt. Once you hit 50, it’s like a switch flips, and suddenly your body decides it’s gonna make things more difficult in the bedroom. For most of my life, I didn’t give a second thought to, let’s call it, “rising to the occasion.” But now? Let’s just say that even when I’m mentally ready, my body’s got other plans.

 

I’ve tried every “natural” suggestion out there—believe me, I’ve done my research. Eating clean, quitting caffeine, working out regularly. They say “get more sleep,” but try telling that to the never-ending to-do list waiting every morning. I’ve loaded up on leafy greens, upped my water intake, and even swapped out some old habits for new, healthier ones. I’ve even gotten into meditation, trying to manage stress levels. But when it comes down to it, no matter how many vegetables I eat or how many squats I do, the problem persists.

 

And let’s talk about supplements. I’ve probably spent a small fortune on everything from ginseng to maca root, L-arginine to zinc. If it’s sold as a “natural” performance booster, it’s probably sitting somewhere in my drawer right now. But here’s the reality: it’s just not working. I’ve tried powders, pills, smoothies, and shakes—anything that promised even a glimmer of hope. All I got was stack full of bottles and a lingering sense of defeat.

 

Now, being in Thailand, let’s just say there’s no shortage of… commercial options. I’ve tried visiting a few of the top spots and, let’s be real, the experience is enough to leave anyone starry-eyed. Even had a go with a few young, eager hands-on assistants who are pretty dedicated to the “art” of service, and, yes, sometimes with more than one helping at a time. But here’s the thing—even with all that charm, dedication, and sheer effort in the mix, the results haven’t exactly changed much. Sure, it’s enjoyable and exciting, but my body just isn’t playing along the way it used to. If anything, it only adds to the frustration, knowing the mind’s all there, but the engine just won’t fire up like it once did.

 

Of course, there’s always the pharmaceutical route. But the idea of taking potentially risky meds doesn’t sit well with me. We’ve all seen the lists of side effects, and they’re no joke: headaches, dizziness, stomach issues and other health risks in general. Not exactly the kind of excitement I’m looking to add to my day. And, let’s be real—once you start down that path, is there any going back? I don’t want to be dependent on a prescription just to function normally, let alone to feel more confident.

 

So here I am, wondering if there’s some magic solution I haven’t stumbled across yet or if I just have to accept this as part of the new normal. It’s humbling, no doubt. And it’s frustrating beyond belief. But I’m also hoping there’s someone out there with some real advice—because, at this point, I’ll take any tips that don’t involve side effects or miracle powders. Hoping there are other people out there with wisdom who are on the same page.

Find yourself a ladyboy and wear your co-pilots cap 👍🏼

[RSD1]

6 minutes ago, HighPriority said:

Find yourself a ladyboy and wear your co-pilots cap 👍🏼

Two a year doesn't make you queer, right. Just ask GammaGlobs

[Ralf001]

31 minutes ago, Alpha84 said:

So that's how you roll?

Any two particular fingers that you favor?

 

1 thumb.... from each hand.

 

She clap a tune whilst wiggling them.

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Just now, Ralf001 said:

 

1 thumb.... from each hand.

 

She clap a tune whilst wiggling them.

Post photos or it didn't happen.

[Olmate]

6 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

1 thumb.... from each hand.

 

She clap a tune whilst wiggling them.

I think Alphie would need   to evacuate prior to any procedure for sure! 

[Alpha84]

16 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

1 thumb.... from each hand.

 

She clap a tune whilst wiggling them.

Think I'd prefer two tongues rather than two thumbs. Have you tried that?

[1FinickyOne]

That's a lot of words to say you have ED