I have decided I am going to write a book about my life experiences in Thailand.

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, herfiehandbag said:

You have already declare your intention to publish. Given your, umh, career in your present and previous incarnations ( you surely don't imagine that you are fooling anyone do you?) that should delay your arrest by, oh, at most a couple of hours!

 

Anyway, you fill your boots. I read the other day that you speak Japanese (!) so maybe you could publish it there.

arrested for writing a book?

 

says a lot about the country we live in, don't you think?

 

 

[tjintx]

Will there be a Russian language version so your favorite friends can follow along?

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, tjintx said:

Will there be a Russian language version so your favorite friends can follow along?

quite possibly yes.

 

there will be an entire chapter devoted to those draft dodgers. 

[GammaGlobulin]

3 hours ago, KannikaP said:

You have only been 'this' member on AN for three months, and most of us have heard enough already thanks.

There are, and have been, many Members with similar, if not more unbelievable, life 'stories' than yours Colin, so please leave it to such luminaries as Bob Smith and the GGs to entertain us further, thanks.

 

Having been in East Asia and SE Asia, since I first flew to Yokohama in 1971, a very long time, I might have a few stories to tell.

However, I would say that almost nobody is interested in my stories.

I have a few good stories concerning the HighHeel Club and Bottoms Up Club in HK, though.

 

Personally, having lived my stories, I find them rather boring.

 

 

[georgegeorgia]

4 hours ago, jvs said:

Why don't you just post the video's?

Post them in the bad joke section,where you belong.

Ok Bob?

And jvs you had to ask Ai  how to reply ?

I think in context 

 

[herfiehandbag]

2 hours ago, BarBoy said:

Colin Neville, Dorset. 68 (soon to be 69) years old.

I seem to recall Bob Smith claiming to come from Dorset!

 

You haven't really quite got the hang of this changing identity malarkey have you Bob/Colin/BarBoy.

 

You need to be careful that you don't leak information that links you to your previous identity.

[theshu25]

Will this so called fantasy be under phsycology or non fiction area in the libary.

[ChumpChange]

2 hours ago, theshu25 said:

Will this so called fantasy be under phsycology or non fiction area in the libary.

Transgender Science Fiction. 

[Spamhead]

From all your avid admirers on AseanNow please just make it a leaflet. 

[Thingamabob]

13 hours ago, BarBoy said:

Over the last few months I have been taking notes, both written & oral and a series of video recordings, documenting my interactions with both farangs and locals alike and I have decide that I am going to begin writing a book in 2025. I think that after living here for many years I now have enough material to make it fun, engaging, provocative and controversial. So far it is untitled and will be until I am well into the chapters but once it is finished and has been proof-read I will publish the title here. Hell I may even upload it for free but depending on how well it goes that may not be the case.

 

Watch this space!

You won't be the first. Hopefully yours will be a darn sight better effort  than all the others...

[newbee2022]

13 hours ago, BarBoy said:

Over the last few months I have been taking notes, both written & oral and a series of video recordings, documenting my interactions with both farangs and locals alike and I have decide that I am going to begin writing a book in 2025. I think that after living here for many years I now have enough material to make it fun, engaging, provocative and controversial. So far it is untitled and will be until I am well into the chapters but once it is finished and has been proof-read I will publish the title here. Hell I may even upload it for free but depending on how well it goes that may not be the case.

 

Watch this space!

Why start bragging? Come back when you published your book. 🥱☹️😵‍💫

[Olmate]

9 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

And jvs you had to ask Ai  how to reply ?

I think in context 

 

Talking about yourself again GG!! . "BB" BarBoy gives you away Sherlock, learn to fill out your moppers timesheet first, then consider a TM30, before attempting your version of Fantsay Island.!!! lol

[jippytum]

I'll wait for the movie

[BarBoy]

8 minutes ago, jippytum said:

I'll wait for the movie

richard_smtih is directing with chump change as executive prodcuer.

[simon43]

Jeez, seems like some of you have just discovered ChatGPT create-images function....

 

You might have noticed that ChatGPT create-images is incapable of spelling words correctly, even when you correct it time and time again.  some bug I think.

[shackleton]

Go for it 

Look forward to reading 📚 😀 

[TheFishman1]

Meeting bar boy is really BOB TIT

[mikebell]

I've already done it; twice!

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

15 hours ago, BarBoy said:

So far it is untitled

Can I suggest a title?

 

'A great fictional story about Thailand'

 

 

[scottiejohn]

3 hours ago, Spamhead said:

From all your avid admirers on AseanNow please just make it a leaflet. 

And then use it as toilet paper on yourself

[BarBoy]

29 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Can I suggest a title?

 

'A great fictional story about Thailand'

 

 

There is nothing fictional about anything I write, especially on here.

[SAFETY FIRST]

1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

There is nothing fictional about anything I write, especially on here.

This is the funniest comment I've read this year, thanks for the chuckle 😂

 

[BarBoy]

1 minute ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

This is the funniest comment I've read this year, thanks for the chuckle 😂

 

Glad I could be of service!

 

You didn't spit yer brew out, did you?

 

I'm forever doin that!

[SAFETY FIRST]

7 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Glad I could be of service!

 

You didn't spit yer brew out, did you?

 

I'm forever doin that!

It is you Bob, you're back. 🥳 🙋

 

I recognise those replies, that humour. 👌

 

[BarBoy]

2 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

It is you Bob, you're back. 🥳

 

I recognise those replies, that humour. 👌

 

Colin Neville.

 

68 years old.

[SAFETY FIRST]

1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

Colin Neville.

 

68 years old.

I remember Mr Neville (Nev), he got so upset that everyone was calling him Bob. 

 

He seemed like such a nice guy. 

 

[jerrymahoney]

Pal Joey Rodgers & Hart 1940

[WorriedNoodle]

17 hours ago, BarBoy said:

I am going to begin writing a book in 2025

Great idea. Hopefully it will take most of your time away from posting drivel on AN. If the first book is a success, make a series of them,